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What a weird description. Like, what would be the Toyota Yaris of pearls then
November 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
What a weird description. Like, what would be the Toyota Yaris of pearls then
next move from the US is probably gonna be to invade that little town in Sweden that it and three other elements are named after
November 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
next move from the US is probably gonna be to invade that little town in Sweden that it and three other elements are named after
I love how this makes a Godfather film sound like a gentle slice-of-life movie about the travails of aging. Like, Michael Corleone is leaning forward across a dinner table haranguing a rival and his trick knee gives out and his face lands in a hot bowl of minestrone and a bean goes up each nostril
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I love how this makes a Godfather film sound like a gentle slice-of-life movie about the travails of aging. Like, Michael Corleone is leaning forward across a dinner table haranguing a rival and his trick knee gives out and his face lands in a hot bowl of minestrone and a bean goes up each nostril
gonna goon all the way to the moon
November 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
gonna goon all the way to the moon
oh, so you're fine with my POO and WHORES, bot, but I bingo with one perfectly reasonable math term and it flies right off the board
November 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
oh, so you're fine with my POO and WHORES, bot, but I bingo with one perfectly reasonable math term and it flies right off the board
oh come on, who has ever said this? ...I mean, yes AND, put a damn V on it
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
oh come on, who has ever said this? ...I mean, yes AND, put a damn V on it
Thing #1: the Alegria / Corporate Memphis art style. Everyone is sick of that shit
November 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Thing #1: the Alegria / Corporate Memphis art style. Everyone is sick of that shit
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996) finally got a sequel
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996) finally got a sequel
I would make a joke about Margaret O'Brien's terrifying-lunge-for-the-neck expression in this, but I also learned that a rival child actor dad tried to drop some heavy equipment on her during this production, so I will suspend judgment (and not like a piece of heavy equipment)
Honestly she's great!
Honestly she's great!
November 25, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I would make a joke about Margaret O'Brien's terrifying-lunge-for-the-neck expression in this, but I also learned that a rival child actor dad tried to drop some heavy equipment on her during this production, so I will suspend judgment (and not like a piece of heavy equipment)
Honestly she's great!
Honestly she's great!
Friend detected
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Friend detected
Sounds like a fun career for me to dip into... uh, on second thought, never mind
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Sounds like a fun career for me to dip into... uh, on second thought, never mind
why is this 1972 movie presented here in the style of the box for a PC game from Sierra in its death throes in 1996
"dang, I can't find anything I want with my Babbage's gift card, guess I'll get this FPS/puzzle game Aguirre: the Wrath of God, which brings a franchise into awkward 3D and oblivion"
"dang, I can't find anything I want with my Babbage's gift card, guess I'll get this FPS/puzzle game Aguirre: the Wrath of God, which brings a franchise into awkward 3D and oblivion"
November 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
why is this 1972 movie presented here in the style of the box for a PC game from Sierra in its death throes in 1996
"dang, I can't find anything I want with my Babbage's gift card, guess I'll get this FPS/puzzle game Aguirre: the Wrath of God, which brings a franchise into awkward 3D and oblivion"
"dang, I can't find anything I want with my Babbage's gift card, guess I'll get this FPS/puzzle game Aguirre: the Wrath of God, which brings a franchise into awkward 3D and oblivion"
my typical TTRPG character or sona
November 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
my typical TTRPG character or sona
This juxtaposition raises the uncomfortable question of whether only some of them have souls
November 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
This juxtaposition raises the uncomfortable question of whether only some of them have souls
when the bot pulls off an amazing SHITSTORM followed immediately by PEEING, I can't help but be impressed
November 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
when the bot pulls off an amazing SHITSTORM followed immediately by PEEING, I can't help but be impressed
Palom! I don't care how precocious you are, let's keep it in the Final Fantasy house, buddy
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Palom! I don't care how precocious you are, let's keep it in the Final Fantasy house, buddy
Now that's what I call a San Diego Low Price
honestly, the audacity of this sign
honestly, the audacity of this sign
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Now that's what I call a San Diego Low Price
honestly, the audacity of this sign
honestly, the audacity of this sign
but why would I want the non-working ones though
(No idea why I got this ad, I am not a chronometer enthusiast)
(No idea why I got this ad, I am not a chronometer enthusiast)
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
but why would I want the non-working ones though
(No idea why I got this ad, I am not a chronometer enthusiast)
(No idea why I got this ad, I am not a chronometer enthusiast)
Losing it at this article about a British person who was initially utterly flummoxed by being wished a wonderful day by a wild American cashier
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Losing it at this article about a British person who was initially utterly flummoxed by being wished a wonderful day by a wild American cashier
"AI sucks. But our, uh, AI will fix it"
November 12, 2025 at 8:55 AM
"AI sucks. But our, uh, AI will fix it"
You don't look that joyful, buddy. You're like «Hélas, les êtres humains m'ont commercialisé»
That's right, I busted out the guillemets for this shitpost
That's right, I busted out the guillemets for this shitpost
November 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
You don't look that joyful, buddy. You're like «Hélas, les êtres humains m'ont commercialisé»
That's right, I busted out the guillemets for this shitpost
That's right, I busted out the guillemets for this shitpost
HE TRIED TO WARN US BEFORE
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
HE TRIED TO WARN US BEFORE
"Yeah, this guy Marty, found out he's also really into space and time. Maybe even a little concerned about both, like I am. So we got to bonding over that"
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
"Yeah, this guy Marty, found out he's also really into space and time. Maybe even a little concerned about both, like I am. So we got to bonding over that"
I thought this was a freshly murdered body. It's a cake
November 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I thought this was a freshly murdered body. It's a cake