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Big Xennial rainbronicorn, dracobold, noirceratops, chonkderg, macrolverine. Loves 🎬, history, 🏋, 🦎, math, puzzles, comp. sci., TTRPGs. PFPs @polarcartoons.bsky.social, @shibadoodles.bsky.social. ❤️🧡💛🦄🐊💚💙💜 @korboryn.bsky.social
ah, Sunday, time to really settle into some long-form journalisNOPE, never mind, still stymied by the opportunity cost + my modern tiny attention span
November 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
What a weird description. Like, what would be the Toyota Yaris of pearls then
November 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
next move from the US is probably gonna be to invade that little town in Sweden that it and three other elements are named after
November 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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aint anythin better than a fat dragon
November 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I love how this makes a Godfather film sound like a gentle slice-of-life movie about the travails of aging. Like, Michael Corleone is leaning forward across a dinner table haranguing a rival and his trick knee gives out and his face lands in a hot bowl of minestrone and a bean goes up each nostril
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
gonna goon all the way to the moon
November 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
oh, so you're fine with my POO and WHORES, bot, but I bingo with one perfectly reasonable math term and it flies right off the board
November 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Isn't it about time they made The Bourne Addendum
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
oh come on, who has ever said this? ...I mean, yes AND, put a damn V on it
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Dragon boy, 20 CHA 20 STR
November 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Esteemed Character Actor James Cromwell, accidentally loading "corrupt chief of police" instead of "kindly farmer": It's nothing personal, my piggy boyo. Just professional. *gunshot*
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

American Mink
Bobcat
Banded Rock Lizard
Pacific and California Giant Salamanders
Montezuma Quail (OK I didn't actually SEE it but heard it super close by)
Gila Monster wait no that was @costakangaroo.bsky.social and I will be forever jelly
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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showing the good stuff~ 🦌✨
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I get ads from our local good "pizza + cocktails" place that often get truncated in my inbox to "pizza + cock". What a one-stop shop for all of man's life needs
November 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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woah man TOO low
November 28, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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Happy GainsGiving during #Gnollvember Best way to celebrate is to make sure your gnoll and hyena friends are well fed and stuffed to the gills! Just like Hail from @mistahrdp.bsky.social

🎨👉 FA: furaffinity.net/user/dogburger
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Also it is really nice to see Jeremy Renner in a movie again after what happened to him
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 AM
you already knew what I was gonna say about the current Rian Johnson film: excellent, go in cold. It ventures into a different world -- both in terms of setting and tone -- from the previous two.

Also, if you love a good shell game where 3 people including Daniel Craig! have Josh Brolin facial hair
November 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
classic
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Thing #1: the Alegria / Corporate Memphis art style. Everyone is sick of that shit
November 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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He's got that city on the ropes!

for @behesnep.bsky.social !
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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At this point I think he's just pretending not to hear me...

for @thickgreenfluff.bsky.social !
November 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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happy thanksgiving or whatever
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/tumblr_n2tzonVw8l1rr2xb0o2_r1_400.jpg
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
DOM: A 690° drift arc? Impossible. No one but me can do that. Well... except...

*flashback to Dom and his brother driving those red/yellow child's cars*

DOM: Brother! You're family now, so, conflict over

*everyone at a rooftop BBQ*

DOM: Bro, remember when you killed all those people? Classic bro
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM