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Big Xennial rainbronicorn, dracobold, noirceratops, chonkderg, macrolverine. Loves 🎬, history, 🏋, 🦎, math, puzzles, comp. sci., TTRPGs. PFPs @polarcartoons.bsky.social, @shibadoodles.bsky.social. ❤️🧡💛🦄🐊💚💙💜 @korboryn.bsky.social
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aint anythin better than a fat dragon
November 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
aint anythin better than a fat dragon
I love how this makes a Godfather film sound like a gentle slice-of-life movie about the travails of aging. Like, Michael Corleone is leaning forward across a dinner table haranguing a rival and his trick knee gives out and his face lands in a hot bowl of minestrone and a bean goes up each nostril
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I love how this makes a Godfather film sound like a gentle slice-of-life movie about the travails of aging. Like, Michael Corleone is leaning forward across a dinner table haranguing a rival and his trick knee gives out and his face lands in a hot bowl of minestrone and a bean goes up each nostril
gonna goon all the way to the moon
November 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
gonna goon all the way to the moon
oh, so you're fine with my POO and WHORES, bot, but I bingo with one perfectly reasonable math term and it flies right off the board
November 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
oh, so you're fine with my POO and WHORES, bot, but I bingo with one perfectly reasonable math term and it flies right off the board
Isn't it about time they made The Bourne Addendum
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Isn't it about time they made The Bourne Addendum
oh come on, who has ever said this? ...I mean, yes AND, put a damn V on it
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
oh come on, who has ever said this? ...I mean, yes AND, put a damn V on it
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Dragon boy, 20 CHA 20 STR
November 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Dragon boy, 20 CHA 20 STR
Esteemed Character Actor James Cromwell, accidentally loading "corrupt chief of police" instead of "kindly farmer": It's nothing personal, my piggy boyo. Just professional. *gunshot*
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Esteemed Character Actor James Cromwell, accidentally loading "corrupt chief of police" instead of "kindly farmer": It's nothing personal, my piggy boyo. Just professional. *gunshot*
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
American Mink
Bobcat
Banded Rock Lizard
Pacific and California Giant Salamanders
Montezuma Quail (OK I didn't actually SEE it but heard it super close by)
Gila Monster wait no that was @costakangaroo.bsky.social and I will be forever jelly
American Mink
Bobcat
Banded Rock Lizard
Pacific and California Giant Salamanders
Montezuma Quail (OK I didn't actually SEE it but heard it super close by)
Gila Monster wait no that was @costakangaroo.bsky.social and I will be forever jelly
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
American Mink
Bobcat
Banded Rock Lizard
Pacific and California Giant Salamanders
Montezuma Quail (OK I didn't actually SEE it but heard it super close by)
Gila Monster wait no that was @costakangaroo.bsky.social and I will be forever jelly
American Mink
Bobcat
Banded Rock Lizard
Pacific and California Giant Salamanders
Montezuma Quail (OK I didn't actually SEE it but heard it super close by)
Gila Monster wait no that was @costakangaroo.bsky.social and I will be forever jelly
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showing the good stuff~ 🦌✨
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
showing the good stuff~ 🦌✨
I get ads from our local good "pizza + cocktails" place that often get truncated in my inbox to "pizza + cock". What a one-stop shop for all of man's life needs
November 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I get ads from our local good "pizza + cocktails" place that often get truncated in my inbox to "pizza + cock". What a one-stop shop for all of man's life needs
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Happy GainsGiving during #Gnollvember Best way to celebrate is to make sure your gnoll and hyena friends are well fed and stuffed to the gills! Just like Hail from @mistahrdp.bsky.social
🎨👉 FA: furaffinity.net/user/dogburger
🎨👉 FA: furaffinity.net/user/dogburger
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Happy GainsGiving during #Gnollvember Best way to celebrate is to make sure your gnoll and hyena friends are well fed and stuffed to the gills! Just like Hail from @mistahrdp.bsky.social
🎨👉 FA: furaffinity.net/user/dogburger
🎨👉 FA: furaffinity.net/user/dogburger
Also it is really nice to see Jeremy Renner in a movie again after what happened to him
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Also it is really nice to see Jeremy Renner in a movie again after what happened to him
you already knew what I was gonna say about the current Rian Johnson film: excellent, go in cold. It ventures into a different world -- both in terms of setting and tone -- from the previous two.
Also, if you love a good shell game where 3 people including Daniel Craig! have Josh Brolin facial hair
Also, if you love a good shell game where 3 people including Daniel Craig! have Josh Brolin facial hair
November 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
you already knew what I was gonna say about the current Rian Johnson film: excellent, go in cold. It ventures into a different world -- both in terms of setting and tone -- from the previous two.
Also, if you love a good shell game where 3 people including Daniel Craig! have Josh Brolin facial hair
Also, if you love a good shell game where 3 people including Daniel Craig! have Josh Brolin facial hair
Thing #1: the Alegria / Corporate Memphis art style. Everyone is sick of that shit
November 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Thing #1: the Alegria / Corporate Memphis art style. Everyone is sick of that shit
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November 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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happy thanksgiving or whatever
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
happy thanksgiving or whatever
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#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/tumblr_n2tzonVw8l1rr2xb0o2_r1_400.jpg
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/tumblr_n2tzonVw8l1rr2xb0o2_r1_400.jpg
DOM: A 690° drift arc? Impossible. No one but me can do that. Well... except...
*flashback to Dom and his brother driving those red/yellow child's cars*
DOM: Brother! You're family now, so, conflict over
*everyone at a rooftop BBQ*
DOM: Bro, remember when you killed all those people? Classic bro
*flashback to Dom and his brother driving those red/yellow child's cars*
DOM: Brother! You're family now, so, conflict over
*everyone at a rooftop BBQ*
DOM: Bro, remember when you killed all those people? Classic bro
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
DOM: A 690° drift arc? Impossible. No one but me can do that. Well... except...
*flashback to Dom and his brother driving those red/yellow child's cars*
DOM: Brother! You're family now, so, conflict over
*everyone at a rooftop BBQ*
DOM: Bro, remember when you killed all those people? Classic bro
*flashback to Dom and his brother driving those red/yellow child's cars*
DOM: Brother! You're family now, so, conflict over
*everyone at a rooftop BBQ*
DOM: Bro, remember when you killed all those people? Classic bro
If you've ever stayed somewhere in Hawaii that isn't a hotel, you have probably experienced the situation of being mid-piss at 3 AM and then suddenly there's a gecko on the ceiling like "hello"
small creature, you are loved and appreciated but your presence is not required at this time
small creature, you are loved and appreciated but your presence is not required at this time
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
If you've ever stayed somewhere in Hawaii that isn't a hotel, you have probably experienced the situation of being mid-piss at 3 AM and then suddenly there's a gecko on the ceiling like "hello"
small creature, you are loved and appreciated but your presence is not required at this time
small creature, you are loved and appreciated but your presence is not required at this time
In the Groove ass song just came on the gym. Should have a bunch of explosion sounds in the background from my clumsy-ass hooves not dodging the bombs because the arrows were hard enough to contend with and the pressure plates were really sensitive
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 AM
In the Groove ass song just came on the gym. Should have a bunch of explosion sounds in the background from my clumsy-ass hooves not dodging the bombs because the arrows were hard enough to contend with and the pressure plates were really sensitive
tbf the "lizards in the kitchen" thing from the article is the ONLY thing about Malibu that has ever made me jealous. Lizards would be so welcome in our place
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 AM
tbf the "lizards in the kitchen" thing from the article is the ONLY thing about Malibu that has ever made me jealous. Lizards would be so welcome in our place