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Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 20h

like how any educational institution with American or National or Liberty or whatever probably only actually exists in meatspace in the sense that it shares a token Delaware address with 274626374362 other businesses in the flim-flam industry

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Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 20h

you don't fuckin' say

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Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 20h

when a dickwad and a jackhole combine forces to leave their Rams and F150s encroaching on the same parking spot, the paltry amount of space left therebetwixt is truly inspiring

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Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 20h

Man it was unlucky for my lunchtime attempt to get boneless wings that in 2025, Park Like A Dickwad Day and Park Like a Jackhole Day happened to fall on the same day, which is today. No shortage of dickwaddery and jackholism on display, no sir -- folks brought their very best to the lot

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Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 20h

I gotta rewatch Ken Burns The West because I miss slow pans over sepia photos with narration like

My Dearest William

I received your letter of two years ago. Your son Hosea and your daughter Lamentations, who were babies when you left, are now 17 and 12 years old. The wheat trees are in bloom and

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Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 22h

Everyone's supposed to have their own unique name that tells you exactly what they invented, like Procrastinus

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Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 22h

We are fine with our four Chrises and what have you, but somehow the instant we have to keep track of TWO Zenos in antiquity, we lose our shit

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Jason Kiantoro (JayK) @thatjaykart.bsky.social · 1d

Hello Bluesky, It's #PortfolioDay!

I'm Jay, an 🇮🇩 illustrator with great love for #fantasy RPGs and JRPGs.

I like painting characters, and striking a balance of cool and cute aesthetics.

Portfolio:
www.artstation.com/thatjaykart

Currently looking for freelance work!
✉️ [email protected]

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Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 1d

I feel this

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Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 1d

I managed to mishear the lyrics as

I would like to get to know you baby
Like to get rid of your sexy body

and it was like, well dang, the whole seduction-murder plot summed up honestly and concisely. Sure, sign me up I guess

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Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 1d

you don't just describe Mr. Monopoly like one of my 15' hammer-wielding barbarian hulk characters just sitting on a house because he CAN, and then expect me to NOT get horny and blast a big rope that takes out 3 of my own hotels and game night with it

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Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 1d

I agree about the more conceptual freedom to define oneself, but economic freedom now becomes the limiting factor

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Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 1d

Can you imagine pulling a piece saying just that. Like, what would it mean? I'd get that cold trickle of sweat for having dodged a life bullet

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Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 1d

I just want to get my instant small fries win that I will never actually bother to redeem

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Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 1d

I am 99% sure there was some previous instance in which some McRelative conveniently got the piece and sent it anonymously to a charity, creating a big story and lots of PR goodwill

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Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 1d

(this joke must have been done millions of times by now, perhaps even by me, but,)

fuck I got a large McD's drink with a Monopoly tab and pulled it and it was a Go To Jail. Anyone got 50 bucks to bail me out

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Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 1d

The latest McD's Monopoly promotion just started and someone has already claimed the one Boardwalk. If that ain't a metaphor for modern capitalism (which is basically Monopoly but where all the properties are already owned before you even set foot on the board)

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Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 1d

You look great but also omg you could host entire soirées in that bathroom

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Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 1d

I do kind of get All This, though, because pretty much the only thing the world is offering to twentysomething men right now is protein in products that don't really need to have protein

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Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 1d

a brand as the victim of innumerable imagined liberal conspiracies (sure, from the party that can't organize itself for one election, much less for a deep-seated power grab) is such an intoxicating thing

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Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 1d

anyway, RIP CBS, good night and get fucked

Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 1d

funny how virtually every self-styled conservative free thinker sounds the same as, and parrots the same talking points as, virtually every other self-styled conservative free-thinker?

Most of the time it's clearly fueled by some personal ego-tantrum at the idea of being "told what to do / think"

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Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 1d

funny how virtually every self-styled conservative free thinker sounds the same as, and parrots the same talking points as, virtually every other self-styled conservative free-thinker?

Most of the time it's clearly fueled by some personal ego-tantrum at the idea of being "told what to do / think"

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Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 2d

my poor beleaguered Mac laptop, which has been running graph theory brute force code for months and progressively deteriorating in performance -- fair enough, a computer session should not last hundreds of days -- is now at the point where the *Notes* app is starting to crash randomly. NOTES.

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Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 2d

wake up in the late afterNOON
step out of bed with an earth-shaking THOOM

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Horned Beef Cache @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 2d

half of y'all's (and my) characters swinging through the drive-thru for a quick snack

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