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Goat Lady
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chewtoy & bringer of doom (i am in my 20s)
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ok here's who i think should be the rulers of the civs in the next civ game:
CANADA: Pierre-Elliot Trudeau, though Chretien would be funnier.
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA: Harry S. Truman
GERMANY: Wilhelm Pieck
SOUTH AFRICA: Nelson Mandela
BRAZIL: Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva
CHINA: Hu Jintao
DEMOCRATIC
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The Blowjob
December 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
whoa, this fleshlite fucks back
December 12, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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Ms Frizzle.

The internet made me do it.
December 12, 2025 at 8:15 AM
are you limp Bizkit it's just one of those days son or Mario CDI it's been one of those days daughter
December 12, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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fuck da game awards i drew pinkie pie in a lil rave/scene outfit with a fat tummy and huuuuge tits come look

www.patreon.com/posts/pinkie...
December 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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call me old-fashioned, but I think it’s fine if rabbits don’t like Rick & Morty
December 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 8:32 AM
dude anal sex would go so hard rn
December 10, 2025 at 8:15 AM
oh my god i want to have sex right now
December 10, 2025 at 7:57 AM
i should learn every language
December 10, 2025 at 7:57 AM
fucking big fucking chickadee
fat bear week is good, but don't forget about borb season
December 10, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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fat bear week is good, but don't forget about borb season
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Instant all-timer here:
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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every trans person deserves a bean bag chair
December 10, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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when the AI bubble bursts and we have hundreds of extra GWs of capacity on the grid, power will then be too cheap to meter and the hall–héroult process will be essentially free. i propose spinning up the aluminum industry and providing a weekly ration of aluminum billets to all americans
A few important points here

- Generative AI supercharged data centre growth: lobbyist and substacker lines pretending like this is just streaming are false

- Even when you consider much of the projected growth is speculative, the *likely* projects are still MASSIVE

media.licdn.com/dms/document...
December 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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#hourly #dook https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/dook/photo_2139@30-08-2021_20-35-55.jpg
December 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
funny thing about Workers and Resources Soviet Republic is that it has an update which added tourism and helicopters. which is basically what Destinations added to SimCity Societies. so i called that update Workers & Resources: Soviet Republic: Destinations
December 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
workers and resources Soviet Republic
December 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
invent a device that solves all problems everywhere. do it now
December 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
anal sex is awesome 😎 👍
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM