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still calling bluesky posts “tweets”. the fuck is elon gonna do about it—be the worst thing about iron man 2 again?
tarantino got so much grace from film people because despite his reddit!guy audience dominating the conversation on his work, we all agreed he made decent to great movies… and then the absolute fool decided to come for dano and lillard. dipshit behavior. doofus shit
December 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
tarantino got so much grace from film people because despite his reddit!guy audience dominating the conversation on his work, we all agreed he made decent to great movies… and then the absolute fool decided to come for dano and lillard. dipshit behavior. doofus shit
love seeing more & more folks calling establishment Dems “Blue MAGA”—i haven’t been this jazzed for the attitudes about liberalism shifting like this in a very long time
like yea no babes this isn’t exclusive to trump. yea no the differences are ornamental. yea no they’ll sell u out in a heartbeat
like yea no babes this isn’t exclusive to trump. yea no the differences are ornamental. yea no they’ll sell u out in a heartbeat
Hillary Clinton sassing off "young Jewish Americans who don't know their own history" in a way that is disgustingly antisemitic. "They say from the river to the sea...they don't even know which river and which sea!" Fuck off.
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
love seeing more & more folks calling establishment Dems “Blue MAGA”—i haven’t been this jazzed for the attitudes about liberalism shifting like this in a very long time
like yea no babes this isn’t exclusive to trump. yea no the differences are ornamental. yea no they’ll sell u out in a heartbeat
like yea no babes this isn’t exclusive to trump. yea no the differences are ornamental. yea no they’ll sell u out in a heartbeat
“diehard is a christmas movie” “lethal weapon is a christmas movie” “iron man 3 is a christmas movie” buddy who cares ur kids won’t visit you for christmas anyway so u can watch any movie u want & say its a christmas one
December 4, 2025 at 6:15 AM
“diehard is a christmas movie” “lethal weapon is a christmas movie” “iron man 3 is a christmas movie” buddy who cares ur kids won’t visit you for christmas anyway so u can watch any movie u want & say its a christmas one
esther dyol was white in the comics smh
im selling out (adapting my posts into tiktoks like a movie studio adapting picture books for babies into movies) www.tiktok.com/@girllaxative
December 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
esther dyol was white in the comics smh
still calling bluesky posts “tweets”. the fuck is elon gonna do about it—be the worst thing about iron man 2 again?
December 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
still calling bluesky posts “tweets”. the fuck is elon gonna do about it—be the worst thing about iron man 2 again?
beware headphone users! [plays thanos oppenheimer epic rap battle of history at normal volume]
December 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
beware headphone users! [plays thanos oppenheimer epic rap battle of history at normal volume]
communist rebranding, calling all marxists “karl’s juniors” now
December 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
communist rebranding, calling all marxists “karl’s juniors” now
pissing in a cup pretransition and selling it a few years post-op like a comic collector selling his Amazing Fantasy #1 issue in 2021
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
pissing in a cup pretransition and selling it a few years post-op like a comic collector selling his Amazing Fantasy #1 issue in 2021
slasher films don’t have music industry celeb cameos anymore and thats frankly fucked up, get the weeknd in SAW XI right now
December 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
slasher films don’t have music industry celeb cameos anymore and thats frankly fucked up, get the weeknd in SAW XI right now
curating my tiktok algorithm to only show stand-up comedy tiktoks as a way to ween myself off of smoking and onto something else that makes me die over time
December 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
curating my tiktok algorithm to only show stand-up comedy tiktoks as a way to ween myself off of smoking and onto something else that makes me die over time
shit [rummaging through desk drawer] shit shit [flipping mattress] FUCK [searching trick vent covers] i can’t find the key to my fucking piss trunk
December 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
shit [rummaging through desk drawer] shit shit [flipping mattress] FUCK [searching trick vent covers] i can’t find the key to my fucking piss trunk
girls dont poop; we [does handstand] boob
December 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
girls dont poop; we [does handstand] boob
freddy krueger; everything is the same except his red and green striped sweater is actually rainbow And he says fag instead of bitch. don't say this is Freddy's Revenge (1985) i don't care if you're right
December 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
freddy krueger; everything is the same except his red and green striped sweater is actually rainbow And he says fag instead of bitch. don't say this is Freddy's Revenge (1985) i don't care if you're right
nicotine: i will slow down your gender transition by mildly counteracting your estrogen intake
me: damn i should stop smoking
nicotine: i also make you shit a lot. like ur gonna be shittin all the time
me: damn i should smoke more
me: damn i should stop smoking
nicotine: i also make you shit a lot. like ur gonna be shittin all the time
me: damn i should smoke more
December 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
nicotine: i will slow down your gender transition by mildly counteracting your estrogen intake
me: damn i should stop smoking
nicotine: i also make you shit a lot. like ur gonna be shittin all the time
me: damn i should smoke more
me: damn i should stop smoking
nicotine: i also make you shit a lot. like ur gonna be shittin all the time
me: damn i should smoke more
boyhood is still being made. it’s been 23 years. how much longer is it going to fucking be
December 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
boyhood is still being made. it’s been 23 years. how much longer is it going to fucking be
lynchian senator sanders. feel the dern
December 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
lynchian senator sanders. feel the dern
the “thirty-year cycle” in cinema predicts a Harlem Shake Needle Drop in a 2040’s period piece. hug your loved ones
December 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
the “thirty-year cycle” in cinema predicts a Harlem Shake Needle Drop in a 2040’s period piece. hug your loved ones
what are your favorite oxymorons? i like “jumbo shrimp” and “major motion picture studio art”
December 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
what are your favorite oxymorons? i like “jumbo shrimp” and “major motion picture studio art”
ask a damn gen z kid what a “calculator” is and they scratch their freakin heads!!!! listen up CHILDREN, it’s an invention that lets you count your life points in yugioh
December 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
ask a damn gen z kid what a “calculator” is and they scratch their freakin heads!!!! listen up CHILDREN, it’s an invention that lets you count your life points in yugioh
[mocking voice] ohhh u shouldn’t pick up half-smoked cigarettes off the street, Oohh you don’t know what kind of germs are on them, oOhH i really need you to stop referring to that as “giving a stranger a lil kiss” OOHHHh,
December 3, 2025 at 8:56 PM
[mocking voice] ohhh u shouldn’t pick up half-smoked cigarettes off the street, Oohh you don’t know what kind of germs are on them, oOhH i really need you to stop referring to that as “giving a stranger a lil kiss” OOHHHh,
no such thing as “too empowering” huh. well i discovered smoking motels last year. i just smoked on the toilet five minutes into being awake for the day. what i have gathered from this is that women need to be stopped actually
December 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
no such thing as “too empowering” huh. well i discovered smoking motels last year. i just smoked on the toilet five minutes into being awake for the day. what i have gathered from this is that women need to be stopped actually
officer i swear i only reached for ur firearm to bum one
December 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
officer i swear i only reached for ur firearm to bum one
i don’t eat bone-in wings because they do not pay me for that excess labor
December 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
i don’t eat bone-in wings because they do not pay me for that excess labor
the timeline in which Gangsta’s Paradise is to Sonic the Hedgehog what All Star is to Shrek was burned right in front of our ungrateful fucking eyes
December 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
the timeline in which Gangsta’s Paradise is to Sonic the Hedgehog what All Star is to Shrek was burned right in front of our ungrateful fucking eyes
quitting a tv show one season in isn’t always ideal but it can occasionally lead us to discovering, from the outside, how much of a complete dud the show as a whole was the entire time
December 2, 2025 at 9:58 AM
quitting a tv show one season in isn’t always ideal but it can occasionally lead us to discovering, from the outside, how much of a complete dud the show as a whole was the entire time