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Esther Dyol 🏳️‍⚧️
@girllaxative.bsky.social
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Esther Dyol 🏳️‍⚧️ @girllaxative.bsky.social · Feb 7
[rubbing chin puzzlingly during sex] hm. might cum
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Esther Dyol 🏳️‍⚧️ @girllaxative.bsky.social · 14h
too online to get into heaven
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Esther Dyol 🏳️‍⚧️ @girllaxative.bsky.social · 17h
“french toast stick” should be what americans call a cigarette
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Esther Dyol 🏳️‍⚧️ @girllaxative.bsky.social · 17h
i already have the highest metabolism this planet has ever seen - add cigarettes to that & im pretty sure im shittin before the food even starts breakin down
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Esther Dyol 🏳️‍⚧️ @girllaxative.bsky.social · 1d
perfect sitting movie. every time llewyn is sitting i go “good, im glad he’s sitting.he’s probably tired and needs to sit”
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Esther Dyol 🏳️‍⚧️ @girllaxative.bsky.social · 1d
you think i won’t @letterboxd.social this is a *warning*
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Esther Dyol 🏳️‍⚧️ @girllaxative.bsky.social · 1d
finding a movie-spinoff of a tv show on Letterboxd and reviewing every episode on there as separate movie reviews until Letterboxd caves and puts full shows on there
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Esther Dyol 🏳️‍⚧️ @girllaxative.bsky.social · Mar 19
mister krabs was always saying shit like “sponge boy me bob.” that isn’t how you fucking talk
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Esther Dyol 🏳️‍⚧️ @girllaxative.bsky.social · 16d
why do they call it Dance Dance Revolution if u don’t even get to kill a single dictator in it.. why do they call it Guitar Hero if you can’t be a firefighter in it.. i can go on
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Esther Dyol 🏳️‍⚧️ @girllaxative.bsky.social · 21d
do not make me feel hot. that is a mistake. please substitute any compliment about my little round ass with asking me if i remembered to take my iron supplements today
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Esther Dyol 🏳️‍⚧️ @girllaxative.bsky.social · 22d
rt if u agree
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Esther Dyol 🏳️‍⚧️ @girllaxative.bsky.social · 23d
Weird Al should do a parody album for orchestral movie soundtracks. just get all the silliest instruments in that Iron Man leitmotif
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Esther Dyol 🏳️‍⚧️ @girllaxative.bsky.social · 23d
putting periods between each word in my angry message so u know i am handling the argument rly normally
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Esther Dyol 🏳️‍⚧️ @girllaxative.bsky.social · 23d
when the social exhaustion starts to set in i like to remember that Tired is the opposite of Woke and it brings me back from the brink
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Esther Dyol 🏳️‍⚧️ @girllaxative.bsky.social · 23d
wait a sec. JIMMY kimmel?? CHARLES kirk??? get gilligan on the phone
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Esther Dyol 🏳️‍⚧️ @girllaxative.bsky.social · 23d
got raptured bc i pass but they had genital checkpoints so im back, sup yall
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Esther Dyol 🏳️‍⚧️ @girllaxative.bsky.social · 26d
(i think this is awesome actually)
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Esther Dyol 🏳️‍⚧️ @girllaxative.bsky.social · 26d
michael jackson would walk into a This Is It rehearsal like “you beautiful souls. you goddamn angels. you transcendental beings of talent and joy. fuck you. go to hell. do not fuck this up, i swear to god i will never forgive you. just kidding. i love you. you are entities of pure light. kisses”
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Esther Dyol 🏳️‍⚧️ @girllaxative.bsky.social · 26d
[sighing]

not to cuck your cum, but—
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Esther Dyol 🏳️‍⚧️ @girllaxative.bsky.social · 28d
im right
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Esther Dyol 🏳️‍⚧️ @girllaxative.bsky.social · 28d
folks…………….. let’s all give a big hand to Facebook Marketplace
girllaxative.bsky.social Esther Dyol 🏳️‍⚧️ @girllaxative.bsky.social · Sep 8
starting a gofundme account to help me buy a guitar hero controller
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Esther Dyol 🏳️‍⚧️ @girllaxative.bsky.social · 29d
my “transition would have saved them” list is very short but i must in good faith verbalize that pontias pilate is on there
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Esther Dyol 🏳️‍⚧️ @girllaxative.bsky.social · Sep 18
please make sure that whenever you take a shit you are messaging your roommates a big budget action movie clip where a character falls into a body of water, specifically from an angle beneath the subject, with the caption “plop”
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Esther Dyol 🏳️‍⚧️ @girllaxative.bsky.social · Sep 18
stop expecting me to have fully fleshed out bits. allow me the room to begin a joke well and peter out into the least funny shit u ever heard. this is the cost of independent art. this is what we are fighting for
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Esther Dyol 🏳️‍⚧️ @girllaxative.bsky.social · Sep 17
[trans woman who only ever listened to gunslinger ballads in her life listening to lady gaga’s “just dance” for the first time] woa this kinda is like big iron
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Esther Dyol 🏳️‍⚧️ @girllaxative.bsky.social · Sep 17
[getting yelled at again for using “bacon” as a substitute for “cool”] sorry. im sorry. i am still unlearning all of these ingrained behaviors
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