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Illyana Ex Ran Out of Holiday Names
@girldicta.bsky.social
Girl Who is Tired
No Peace Without Liberation

At other places I’m Illyana Ex
I am also @pontifex1.bsky.social

pfp alt text: A black haired white girl with heavy red eye shadow under her eyes
Banner alt text: Sailor moon transformation
what if a girl got back into playing magic instead of just sometimes watching videos
January 17, 2026 at 8:33 AM
wife is gone for the weekend so doing single girl things (death trapping the house in case I get comedically burgled)
January 17, 2026 at 8:32 AM
We should have 43,500 house members, 900 Supreme Court justices, 100 presidents AND vice presidents and no senate
January 17, 2026 at 8:29 AM
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I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1
January 16, 2026 at 10:10 PM
describing all trips to the south of Holland as “getting sent to The Hague”
January 17, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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anyway my dog is acting like an ai by almost doing what I asked and then looking proud about it
January 17, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Me: dog you know that isn’t your bed now go to your bed

Techbros: the dog often gets close to the bed so he should run our lives
January 17, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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Luigi's is longer and slippier than Mario's chode
January 17, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Thinking about the time a classmate photoshopped a picture of my friend in a bikini from facebook so it looked like she was jumping out of a cake for her birthday and her having to pretend it was normal that he “spent so much time with a photo of me mostly naked”
January 16, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Look what they did to my boy*

*Mario 35
January 16, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I know that makes it sound like I was on coke but I was actually very stoned at the time
January 16, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Going to start drafting skeets, then drafting a preemptive defense against an imagined person, then only posting the defense
January 16, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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US Black people are mostly, still, in severely, racially segregated areas. A few thousand broke containment and this country completely lost it.
January 16, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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?????
January 16, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Papa John’s create a pizza based on the people in this photo make their boobs bigger and give people sexy lingerie
January 16, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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(i obviously get it, 3 years is a lifetime when you just started. It’s just funny to be in that position while I still feel like them)
January 16, 2026 at 6:36 PM
multiple friends who transitioned after me look up to me like a cool big sister. people, I am a baby too
January 16, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 3:42 PM
“I had a thought and found several anecdotes that make me think it’s true.”

-“how will you prove the hypothesis”

“Did you not hear the part about the anecdotes?”
Standing on a train platform listening to the latest Hard Fork and, I'm sorry, but I'm not sure Jonathan Haidt understands what causation means. Hosts ask him to explain how he's proven causation and he cites single examples of individualized harm which have nothing to do with his broad thesis.
January 16, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Democrats are trying to use the affordability crisis to distract from the fact that the federal government is deploying a paramilitary organization to occupy American cities

I mean this mostly sincerely
Just got this forwarded. Here are the talking points Schumer's team just emailed out to their allies TODAY - this afternoon.

The words "Minnesota" or "ICE" don't appear anywhere here.
January 16, 2026 at 6:16 PM
shocked that the gettys’ cocky errand boy doesn’t have a spine
Only 15 days in and we have a strong contender for most embarrassing headline of the year.

Ben. Shapiro. The guy who can't get his wife wet. The guy who needs an old person to open the pickle jar for him.
January 16, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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this is genuinely incredible
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
the five podcast types are

presentation
conversational presentation
conversational nonsense
other
corporate
January 16, 2026 at 7:35 AM
there should be gen z commentary youtubers and millennial podcasters and no mixing genres
January 16, 2026 at 7:30 AM
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oh no wait I am not a fella I have been tricked by forgetting to read
January 16, 2026 at 7:21 AM