Wurfle
giraffe.bsky.social
Wurfle
@giraffe.bsky.social
Putting the two halves of the pb&j together: “so mote it be…”
November 17, 2025 at 5:36 AM
There is only dance music in times of war
October 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
"gives me the ick" gives me the ick
September 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Answer me this libs, without an assault rifle how do I kill the 30-50 Varmint Coyote Hog Foxes that run in to my yard in under a minute?
July 31, 2025 at 5:59 PM
yabba dabba doo 🫩
June 17, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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Hey quick spoiler for the video game Mindseye (2025) but when you beat the game you unlock “free roam mode” which contains quite literally nothing, and you are forced to play as this character by default and can not change anything about him.
June 15, 2025 at 6:10 AM
January 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Playing death stranding
December 28, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Attempting to install steam OS on my PC witness me
December 28, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Echo point nova is fps where all the cheat codes are turned on by default
December 7, 2024 at 5:35 AM
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this speaks to me profoundly
Simpler times.

Newspaper clipping from 1906.
November 18, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Playing Myst (the remake) for the first time and I have some thoughts:
August 23, 2024 at 1:44 AM
I’m gonna get a box of communion wafers and just eat them as a snack
July 26, 2024 at 12:05 AM
When I'm in my house yeah I'm (bumpin' that) / make a ham sandwich I'm (bumpin' that) / with a lil' swiss cheese on it (bumpin' that)
June 25, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Just got around to Scavangers Reign and I could watch these freaky lil dudes all day
June 18, 2024 at 5:02 AM
cars should come with both aggressive and submissive horn sounds
June 18, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Little known fact: Robert Smith wrote Boys Don’t Cry about the island boys, thus creating the genre called “emo”
September 20, 2023 at 2:21 AM
I am whining, coping, seething, unbothered, moisturized… flourishing
August 30, 2023 at 8:23 AM
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The writer Ernest Hemingway was once challenged to write the saddest story that could be told in only six words. He thought for a time, then simply wrote
August 30, 2023 at 4:23 AM
Armored core is downloading
August 29, 2023 at 5:44 AM
Steve miller band’s the joker but it goes “I’m a tweeter, I’m a skeeter, I’m a midnight xeeter”
July 31, 2023 at 11:35 PM
My hero
July 27, 2023 at 6:32 AM
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Me when I see 6-12 chicken wings
July 13, 2023 at 8:01 PM
I wish I were as smart as everyone else on here… you all say such insightful things!
July 20, 2023 at 5:10 AM