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Asquealia Clark - Lover of Flagons
@gingertotty.bsky.social
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Sweary ginger designer with side hustle drawing naughty but niche greetings cards to shove up yer post boxes. Also #kittyditties

Naughty but niche cards/prints: Dippyfishcards.etsy.com

Art: ArtOfNote.sumupstore.com

Misc/tips: https://ko-fi.com/dippyfish
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My RSD is out of hand at the moment. It’s been such a tough year despite all the nice new/old BF wuvs. (And HIS behaviour just highlights how hard I try with everyone else and how little softness I tend to get in return). And I am SO WEARY and a bit sad about it all, pals… deep breaths…
Life can be so WAK, homies… Duck everything…
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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Last chance to purchase for a week or so lads. I’m off on a trip. So if you wanna get in early…
Sweary pear partridge in a tree Christmas card - ah g’wan
November 12, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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Doodle from a WHILE back! Ba ha ha ha
Silly demonic bee doodle I did an age ago
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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This one is me pièce de résistance ;D

Dippyfishcards.Etsy.com
Sweary pears for the partridge in a swear tree gag. I know. I am a twat
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 AM
gingertotty.bsky.social
MOAR corking robins…
Cute Robin in the snow painted on a fizz cork Cute Teeny Robin in a holly tree painted on a fizz cork
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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Christmas is coming
The goose is getting fat
How about a silly card
The features the word twat?

And if that doesn’t
float your boat
There’s jaws and Luke and shit
I know it’s early to flog cards
But I’m just that kind of tit...

*PROSTITUTING MY ART KLAXON*

Dippyfishcards.etsy.com #bsnm #mhhsbd
Most of my Christmas card designs… all a bit niche - from fat borbs to sweary pears to pop culture puns… please eschew Clintons and Funky Moon Pig and buy from me this year - I need the Frazzles
November 11, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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I have to go to the post office to post some art. Yay on the sales, but so much BOOOOOO on the fecking rain

Prints here
dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/1704...

#bsnm #rain #fuckinghell #mhhsbd #mentalhealth
Pissed off redhead in the rain art. Curly headed redhead goth girl under a personal rain cloud reading FUCK IT looking ANGUISHED
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Dreich old day, innit lads?
Too wet to woo wol greetings card with pissed off little owl under a mushroom Bromley saying SHIT ON IT. And his pissed off slug pal saying WANK. Cos that’s what this weather is Fuck the garden
November 10, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Born to art

FORCED TO WORK AND WORRY BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS GETTING MORE EXPENSIVE EVERY SECOND AND EVERYONE IS A PRICE-GOUGING BASTID
Tiny ball of fucking raging fluff being told to do something by the FINGER OF THE MOTHERFUCKING MAN
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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Snailposting - one I met in KERNOW
November 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Other tiny bird portraits available from my ‘flock of rocks’ gallery

A owul, a pink robin, a lapwing and my late father’s favourite - a goldfinch

All can be found here
Artofnote.sumupstore.com

#birdart #giftideas #birds #sciart #bsnm #mhhsbd #ukgiftam 🪶
Midnight flight. A pebble portrait of a barn owl in flight with silver leaf Little pink robin cutie with gold leaf Lapwing displaying all that iridescent feather gloriousness - with gold leaf A goldfinch looking back over their shoulder - with gold leaf on creamy pebble
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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Only one of this Four left now…
🔴🔴🪶🔴

Sing when you’re winning
artofnote.sumupstore.com/product/sing...

#birdart #giftideas #ukgiftam #bsnm #birds #sciart #wildlifeart #mhhsbd
Four robins on rocks I finished painting earlier this year - with gold leaf circles
November 9, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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Drawing angry art, swearing an awful lot, throwing things?
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Thank you… here are some of this year’s
November 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Innit? This shit was GUUUUUUD
Nando’s spicy rice bowl is a wonderful rainbow of delish… and someone might have also added SUM CHIKKIN…
November 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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This time last year, this little darlin’ flew to Canada
One of my favourite past pieces of pebble Robin art
November 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Robins for sale. Getcha Robins here. Robins, going for a song…

All available here
Artofnote.sumupstore.com

#wildlife #wildlifeart #illustration #natureart #sciviz #sciart
#bsnm #birds #ukgiftam #mhhsbd #christmas #robins

All painted on pebbles with 24ct gold leaf
November 8, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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A YAPPY Christmas, Bark the Herald Angels sing kinda card

#christmas #bsnm #ukgiftam #mhhsbd

dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/6437...
Happy couple walking their woofers in the sner
November 8, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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I do Robins as well. Some of them rock. Well I mean - ALL OF THEM ROCK

Christmas Kiss
dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/7579...

BORB
dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/1096...

#birds #christmas #robin #bsnm #ukgiftam #mhhsbd 🪶
Rockin Robins, Kiss inspired - with all the makeup and the lols… Fat, big eyed borb WOBIN for Christmas
November 8, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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Awwwww xxxx

I love Robins too… I paint them all over the place (some posher ones in here)

Artofnote.sumupstore.com

This one (and if I do any more before Christmas) might end up for sale in here
ko-fi.com/dippyfish
November 8, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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Another Great White Christmas card, this one’s gonna need a bigger (gravy) boat…

dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/7577...

#ukgiftam #mhhsbd #bsnm #christmas
November 8, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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One for when you’re dreaming of a Great White Christmas, (and want to get your card shopping Done Done Done Done, presumably)

#shark #bsnm #christmas

dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/6542...
Santa Jaws Christmas card 1 - with a list and a donedone donedone John Williams score joke. (And a tiny fish going EEP!)
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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Santa Cthulhu KNOWS WHEN YOUF’RE FHTAGN!

Lovecraftian Christmas card vibes available here
dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/7440...

#bsnm #mhhsbd #ukgiftam
Cthulhu Christmas card reads Have a R’Lyeh Great Cthulhu-mas. And Santa Cthulhu has a sack and a skull and is saying - HE KNWOS WHEN YOU ARE FHTAGN!
November 8, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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Cos nothing says Christmas like a killer clown… #bsnm #christmas #ukgiftam

Derry Christmas, Losers!

dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/7579...
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas - Pennywise the clown wrapped in fairy lights
November 8, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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Christmas is coming
There’s adverts on and that
Buy my silly Christmas card
That uses the word TWAT

#bsnm #christmas #birds #ukgiftam

dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/6575...

There’s a radio edit if you don’t want your kids saying MINGE in front of granny
dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/6437...
Fowl- mouthed Christmas card with a sweary pear tree
November 8, 2025 at 8:20 AM