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Lexi!!! 28, she/her i'm a freakin deer
Occasional artist, epic gamesgirl, factory nerd, professional hater of r*cc**ns
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Occasional artist, epic gamesgirl, factory nerd, professional hater of r*cc**ns
This is an ADULTS ONLY ZONE! Gotta be 18+ to enter
Forever #HASHTAGAWESOME
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WE'RE FINISHED WE'VE GOT A REF SHEET NOW!!!!! CHECK ME OUT
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Simon Belmont: "ah dang, I have low health, what will i do?!"
The ever so useful wall chicken:
The ever so useful wall chicken:
October 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Simon Belmont: "ah dang, I have low health, what will i do?!"
The ever so useful wall chicken:
The ever so useful wall chicken:
i think it would be awesome if you gave this (this) elf (elf) all your money
honestly this might be the year my funny elf girl rises to the top of the charts...
lorne........(art by pichikeen)
lorne........(art by pichikeen)
November 28, 2025 at 8:53 AM
i think it would be awesome if you gave this (this) elf (elf) all your money
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yume 2kki (2007)
power plant
power plant
November 28, 2025 at 8:39 AM
yume 2kki (2007)
power plant
power plant
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Midnight quagmire toilet
(remaking cause the original is on the other site but I'm not gonna let that stop my nightly rts)
Michelle Obama: I need to take a massive shit, where's the nearest restroom?
Me:
Michelle Obama: I need to take a massive shit, where's the nearest restroom?
Me:
November 14, 2024 at 8:01 AM
Midnight quagmire toilet
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Name another video game character who became the star of a wildly successful B horror film franchise… you can’t…
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Name another video game character who became the star of a wildly successful B horror film franchise… you can’t…
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honestly this might be the year my funny elf girl rises to the top of the charts...
lorne........(art by pichikeen)
lorne........(art by pichikeen)
August 16, 2025 at 7:50 AM
honestly this might be the year my funny elf girl rises to the top of the charts...
lorne........(art by pichikeen)
lorne........(art by pichikeen)
after having learnt my lesson all my life, i have decided this year instead of trying to deal with all the fiddly bits inside a turkey leg i'm just gonna get a 5 for $5 fried drumsticks from Ralph's instead.
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 AM
after having learnt my lesson all my life, i have decided this year instead of trying to deal with all the fiddly bits inside a turkey leg i'm just gonna get a 5 for $5 fried drumsticks from Ralph's instead.
ONE LORNILLION DOLLARS
November 27, 2025 at 8:40 AM
ONE LORNILLION DOLLARS
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pluribus is an entire show about having a category five white woman moment
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
pluribus is an entire show about having a category five white woman moment
trent reznor after you drop an anvil on his head be like:
And what you gave to me, my perfect ring of stars
And what you gave to me, my perfect ring of stars
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 AM
trent reznor after you drop an anvil on his head be like:
And what you gave to me, my perfect ring of stars
And what you gave to me, my perfect ring of stars
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i just go to dio's arrest in the phantom blood manga and nobody fucking told me this post was literally what happened
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
i just go to dio's arrest in the phantom blood manga and nobody fucking told me this post was literally what happened
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The East LA level in Tony Hawk's American Sk8land has an elaborate secret involving an invisible rail that clips you through geometry to an out-of-bounds section of the map, revealing a message telling you to hide in the bushes in the Beverly Hills map.
When you do so, the game plays a fart noise.
When you do so, the game plays a fart noise.
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 AM
The East LA level in Tony Hawk's American Sk8land has an elaborate secret involving an invisible rail that clips you through geometry to an out-of-bounds section of the map, revealing a message telling you to hide in the bushes in the Beverly Hills map.
When you do so, the game plays a fart noise.
When you do so, the game plays a fart noise.
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Game: Deer Reed
Console: PlayStation 3
Created by: RAiDeN-209
Uploaded on: June 5th, 2011
Console: PlayStation 3
Created by: RAiDeN-209
Uploaded on: June 5th, 2011
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Game: Deer Reed
Console: PlayStation 3
Created by: RAiDeN-209
Uploaded on: June 5th, 2011
Console: PlayStation 3
Created by: RAiDeN-209
Uploaded on: June 5th, 2011
what a nice uhhhhh giant pipe clearner thing. I hope there's not a DISGUSTING UGLY SHIT in the middle of it!
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
what a nice uhhhhh giant pipe clearner thing. I hope there's not a DISGUSTING UGLY SHIT in the middle of it!
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If you haven’t already done so, now’s the time to call your reps and tell them to OPPOSE all of these bills! None of them are designed to protect children - not the App Store Accountability Act, not Sammy’s Law, not the SCREEN Act, and definitely not the amended KOSA!
#SaveSpeech
the Energy and Commerce Commission are having a hearing on Dec 2nd to look at a whole swatch of legislation claiming it will "protect children. We have a full list of the bills that will be present, and it includes bills like KOSA, Sammy's Law, App Store Accountability Act and more!
the Energy and Commerce Commission are having a hearing on Dec 2nd to look at a whole swatch of legislation claiming it will "protect children. We have a full list of the bills that will be present, and it includes bills like KOSA, Sammy's Law, App Store Accountability Act and more!
Chairmen Guthrie and Bilirakis Announce Legislative Hearing on Protections for Children and Teens Online
The Committee on Energy and Commerce is the oldest standing legislative committee in the U.S. House of Representatives and is vested with the broadest jurisdiction of any congressional authorizing com...
energycommerce.house.gov
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
If you haven’t already done so, now’s the time to call your reps and tell them to OPPOSE all of these bills! None of them are designed to protect children - not the App Store Accountability Act, not Sammy’s Law, not the SCREEN Act, and definitely not the amended KOSA!
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Guys, as a ex call center employee, this is fucking DESPERATION BEHAVIOR.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Guys, as a ex call center employee, this is fucking DESPERATION BEHAVIOR.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
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Keep making calls!
This whole weekend from the 27th to monday the 1st needs to have Visa and Mastercard SWAMPED
We need to send the message that we will fuck with their bottom dollar unless they quit targetting adult content creators and sex workers!
This whole weekend from the 27th to monday the 1st needs to have Visa and Mastercard SWAMPED
We need to send the message that we will fuck with their bottom dollar unless they quit targetting adult content creators and sex workers!
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Keep making calls!
This whole weekend from the 27th to monday the 1st needs to have Visa and Mastercard SWAMPED
We need to send the message that we will fuck with their bottom dollar unless they quit targetting adult content creators and sex workers!
This whole weekend from the 27th to monday the 1st needs to have Visa and Mastercard SWAMPED
We need to send the message that we will fuck with their bottom dollar unless they quit targetting adult content creators and sex workers!
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#SaveSpeech
The European Council has agreed on a version of Chat Control that it wishes to push forward in 2026.
This version contains "voluntary" mass scanning, mandatory universal age checks, and isolating minors from apps.
Chat Control still needs to be fought.
CALL YOUR MPs/MEPs!
The European Council has agreed on a version of Chat Control that it wishes to push forward in 2026.
This version contains "voluntary" mass scanning, mandatory universal age checks, and isolating minors from apps.
Chat Control still needs to be fought.
CALL YOUR MPs/MEPs!
Reality Check: EU Council Chat Control Vote is Not a Retreat, But a Green Light for Indiscriminate Mass Surveillance and the End of Right to Communicate Anonymously
Contrary to headlines suggesting the EU has "backed away" from Chat Control, the negotiating mandate endorsed today by EU ambassadors in a close split vote paves the way for a permanent infrastructure...
www.patrick-breyer.de
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
#SaveSpeech
The European Council has agreed on a version of Chat Control that it wishes to push forward in 2026.
This version contains "voluntary" mass scanning, mandatory universal age checks, and isolating minors from apps.
Chat Control still needs to be fought.
CALL YOUR MPs/MEPs!
The European Council has agreed on a version of Chat Control that it wishes to push forward in 2026.
This version contains "voluntary" mass scanning, mandatory universal age checks, and isolating minors from apps.
Chat Control still needs to be fought.
CALL YOUR MPs/MEPs!
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