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Kethy
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kethy, not young but not old, cat lady (ΦωΦ)
"deeply bizarre and anti-man" -- Barbie (2023)
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."

IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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They have been for decades just no pretense now.
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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America is now the world's pirate.
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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you're not supposed to say it outright, you moron
November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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We did something different with the credits for Demonschool. We used this format: name, title, lengthy description of what they did. Often you see credits in games where you don't know what the credited developer was actually responsible for. We wanted to give people proper, actual credit.
November 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Wow — Senators Van Hollen, Smith, Murphy, Sanders, Warren, Markey, Merkley, Heinrich have created an official internal "Fight Club."

They're challenging Schumer & Gillibrand's leadership, arguing the party is using an old, corporate-friendly playbook insufficient to take on Trump or win elections.
Chuck Schumer Faces Pushback From a ‘Fight Club’ of Senate Democrats
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
lrt: lmao well that's what you get. absolutely mindboggled how many of my fellow people thought "oh they'll only go for the bad ones to deport"
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Pew notes that never in 20 years of polling have Latinos said their situation is worse than a year before
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
lmao i redeemed this before realizing i already had it. here's the key i got for anyone who sees this:

V8XEC-JKI93-CWJCR
Aaero (Steam) is free on Fanatical buff.ly/cPS33Jf

Deck playable
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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i have something to say
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Folks, Jamaica has won a bobsled gold medal!

For the first time ever in the nation's sliding history, Jamaica has a gold medal in international competition, with Shane Pitter winning gold in the four-man North American Cup competition in Whistler

Race recap: www.slidingonice.com?p=13180
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
think i've finally figured out a sign for me that there's an upcoming migraine: light sensitivity (even when computer brightness is on the night light setting), plus it feeling like a sharpening filter has been applied to my vision
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Whereupon she told me to go in the freezer and get out what she would need. Well. I mean. She was on a lot of meds.

BUT NO! The freezer was stacked with Bob Evans mashed potatoes. She threw them in a saucepan with two (2! TWO!) sticks of butter and a dash of garlic powder
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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A few years ago I was helping her after a medical situation that happened to fall on a holiday. And she looked at me, real rouguish like, and asked if I would help her make mashed potatoes. Naturally I said yes.
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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I am the only one of my generation privy to my gramma’s legendary mashed potato recipe. No one knows this. If I used my real name on Bsky I would not post this. However.
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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When I was a kid Ma was known for her desserts. Her Thanksgiving job was several pies, fruit and meat, all with homemade crust. One year her crusts were ruined in a baking accident and she had to use frozen store bought. Did 10-year-old me announce that fact to the whole family? I sure did.
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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We sat there in disbelief (and with no knives). About an hour later, my Brother in law called and was very embarrassed that once they got home, my sister realized she had the same knives as SIL and said she would return them the next day 😂
November 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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My crazy sister has always hated my SIL. Christmas 2 years ago, SIL served filet mignon and had steak knives at each table setting. My sister freaked out that the steak knives were hers and that SIL stole them! She went around the table (we were still eating) and took all of our knives and then left
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Today’s xkcd made me cry.

In a good way.

xkcd.com/3172/
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore

I feel like we need this
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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We called to thank said neighbors for pie. They said, "What pie?"

Uh oh.

Some critter had tried to break into their double-chocolate cream pie overnight as it cooled. Somehow, it fell off the balcony and landed unscathed on the patio, where we ate it, no questions asked.

We'd be so easy to kill.
November 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM