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kanorado, kanopolis, more like kan I get out of this state
August 17, 2023 at 11:59 PM
[after six] seven
[after sex] cum is gluten free right?
[after sex] wait I have to skeet this
August 10, 2023 at 1:57 PM
same
August 9, 2023 at 1:03 PM
why the fuck is letterboxd calling Cillian Murphy babygirl
July 28, 2023 at 2:40 PM
rewatched an episode of House where he mentions googling an obituary. i don't think it was that easy back then but im pretty sure that'd be near impossible today
July 24, 2023 at 2:20 PM
I should get $8 from everyone who uses this extension since I deleted my acc when he took over.
I have a browser extension that automatically hides any tweet from a Twitter Blue user. If you gave Muskrat money, you've outed yourself as someone I don't need to engage with on any level. IDGAF what your day job/side hustle is.
July 20, 2023 at 5:31 AM
just saw a billboard for velvet taco that said just "Chat GPTaco". Dallas has fallen
July 17, 2023 at 11:12 PM
July 17, 2023 at 2:18 AM
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July 10, 2023 at 5:29 PM
police horses dropped a big mud pie in front of my house... what do I do
June 30, 2023 at 11:22 PM
a cool bit for a linguist would be to do a podcast pretending to explain phrases like "imma head" to a victorian era peasant. I wouldn't listen to it but it should exist
June 7, 2023 at 3:17 PM
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~simple-period-tracker is a secure web app that https://glitch.com/@rahatarmanahmed built for his partner and features the best possible app icon: a photo of their cat! 😸

https://simple-period-tracker.glitch.me/
Simplest PWA
simple-period-tracker.glitch.me
June 6, 2023 at 4:05 PM
apparently glitch wants to feature the period app I made for my wife that she doesn't even use
May 31, 2023 at 12:49 PM
a cool idea would be to make one of those windows xp simulators in the browser that lets you open limewire and let you download mp3s at abysmal speeds that you can listen to. but there's no real files it's all backed by spotify or something. just to get a real strong nostalgia hit
May 16, 2023 at 4:59 AM
cannot get a read on the vibe in Montana. they got lofi beats playing at the motel
May 6, 2023 at 2:47 PM
my CPAP supplier wants me to pay an invoice by logging into a pdf???
May 6, 2023 at 5:27 AM
should I give up on finding good vegetarian ramen? it's almost always bland but it's like inherently inauthentic so I don't know what it should taste like. the best ones i've had are heavily americanized
May 4, 2023 at 5:05 AM
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uh oh
May 2, 2023 at 10:56 PM
had a good one today
May 3, 2023 at 4:09 AM
went to a coffee shop to focus but their espresso machine broke as soon as i got there and then a manic pixie girl went around complimenting everyone but skipped me. bro sundar i'll RTO you don't gotta do me like this
May 2, 2023 at 4:05 PM
throwback to when we got this freak
May 2, 2023 at 4:03 AM
my lawnmower guy sends a cute thank you text every time I pay him on venmo
May 2, 2023 at 1:05 AM
?
May 1, 2023 at 5:15 PM
someone please teach this man (me) to solder properly
May 1, 2023 at 1:43 PM
went to one of those north infian thali places where dudes walk around with big tins giving you refills. except all of them were either Mexican or high schoolers which felt weird. there's a lesson in this somewhere
May 1, 2023 at 12:38 PM