Gerald Goodridge
@ghgoodridge.bsky.social
Husband | Dad | Texas Ex | Nerd | He/Him | ✊🏾
💻 Burnt Orange Nation |🎙Longhorn Republic |
gif connoisseur | In my hood they call it buck
💻 Burnt Orange Nation |🎙Longhorn Republic |
gif connoisseur | In my hood they call it buck
Spent the last week on the side of TikTok putting praise break audio over their kids throwing tantrums.
Today, it has shifted to praise breaks over people watching college football and, let me say, it is GLORIOUS.
Today, it has shifted to praise breaks over people watching college football and, let me say, it is GLORIOUS.
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Spent the last week on the side of TikTok putting praise break audio over their kids throwing tantrums.
Today, it has shifted to praise breaks over people watching college football and, let me say, it is GLORIOUS.
Today, it has shifted to praise breaks over people watching college football and, let me say, it is GLORIOUS.
Spent summers from 16-21 working at an outdoor/underground tourist attraction in the Texas Hill Country.
It’s home.
It’s home.
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Spent summers from 16-21 working at an outdoor/underground tourist attraction in the Texas Hill Country.
It’s home.
It’s home.
I didn’t need to see this today, Chuck.
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I didn’t need to see this today, Chuck.
Don’t understand what happened in a football game?
November 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Don’t understand what happened in a football game?
Me, when bad things happen to Altman and OpenAI
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Me, when bad things happen to Altman and OpenAI
Me, grumbling about a flight delay and changing terminals at my least-favorite airport.
The universe, using a familiar face to shame me:
The universe, using a familiar face to shame me:
November 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Me, grumbling about a flight delay and changing terminals at my least-favorite airport.
The universe, using a familiar face to shame me:
The universe, using a familiar face to shame me:
I was never able to place it, but now I know that Curtis Sliwa is an Unsleeping City NPC and his talking rat assistant is Kugrash
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I was never able to place it, but now I know that Curtis Sliwa is an Unsleeping City NPC and his talking rat assistant is Kugrash
Watching the 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with my sons for the first time. I haven’t watched it since I had kids.
Master Splinter’s monologue in the fire made me weep. I knew it would, but goodness it got me.
Master Splinter’s monologue in the fire made me weep. I knew it would, but goodness it got me.
November 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Watching the 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with my sons for the first time. I haven’t watched it since I had kids.
Master Splinter’s monologue in the fire made me weep. I knew it would, but goodness it got me.
Master Splinter’s monologue in the fire made me weep. I knew it would, but goodness it got me.
Why did none of you people tell me about Dear Silas?!?
I thought we were friends.
I thought we were friends.
October 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Why did none of you people tell me about Dear Silas?!?
I thought we were friends.
I thought we were friends.
My day job coworkers:
How was your weekend?
Me, lying:
It was fine.
Me, being honest:
How was your weekend?
Me, lying:
It was fine.
Me, being honest:
October 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
My day job coworkers:
How was your weekend?
Me, lying:
It was fine.
Me, being honest:
How was your weekend?
Me, lying:
It was fine.
Me, being honest:
It’s probably parasocial as hell, but whatever.
As a PBSKids and library patent, @mychal3ts.bsky.social stepping into this role has me EMOTIONAL. A Black man with his natural hair and tattoos being unapologetically himself is HUGE.
Warmth. Enthusiasm. Care. Learning.
The masculine ideal, imo.
As a PBSKids and library patent, @mychal3ts.bsky.social stepping into this role has me EMOTIONAL. A Black man with his natural hair and tattoos being unapologetically himself is HUGE.
Warmth. Enthusiasm. Care. Learning.
The masculine ideal, imo.
October 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It’s probably parasocial as hell, but whatever.
As a PBSKids and library patent, @mychal3ts.bsky.social stepping into this role has me EMOTIONAL. A Black man with his natural hair and tattoos being unapologetically himself is HUGE.
Warmth. Enthusiasm. Care. Learning.
The masculine ideal, imo.
As a PBSKids and library patent, @mychal3ts.bsky.social stepping into this role has me EMOTIONAL. A Black man with his natural hair and tattoos being unapologetically himself is HUGE.
Warmth. Enthusiasm. Care. Learning.
The masculine ideal, imo.
Why do I have to wear a nice shirt just to order tenders and mac and cheese from the kid’s menu, even though we’re at a Japanese restaurant?
October 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Why do I have to wear a nice shirt just to order tenders and mac and cheese from the kid’s menu, even though we’re at a Japanese restaurant?
Forge Domain Cleric is probably the answer @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
Normal cleric healing plus Searing Smite and Wall of Fire
Normal cleric healing plus Searing Smite and Wall of Fire
October 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Forge Domain Cleric is probably the answer @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
Normal cleric healing plus Searing Smite and Wall of Fire
Normal cleric healing plus Searing Smite and Wall of Fire
Don’t. Date. Robots.
October 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Don’t. Date. Robots.
The anti-Ted Cruz being a lesbian with a Black girlfriend (not to reduce Azzi Fudd to just that) is wonderful.
October 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The anti-Ted Cruz being a lesbian with a Black girlfriend (not to reduce Azzi Fudd to just that) is wonderful.
I would argue, that based on many of the stories about Jesus in the Christian texts, this is “evangelical” in a truer sense than what gets branded as Evangelical today.
October 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I would argue, that based on many of the stories about Jesus in the Christian texts, this is “evangelical” in a truer sense than what gets branded as Evangelical today.
As a nerd, I’m mad I will never come up with a joke this good.
October 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
As a nerd, I’m mad I will never come up with a joke this good.
This is roast is so simple and mean, it really stretches the definition of non-violent resistance.
But I’m here for it.
But I’m here for it.
October 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This is roast is so simple and mean, it really stretches the definition of non-violent resistance.
But I’m here for it.
But I’m here for it.
This is the kind of crap I’m talking about. I’m going to have a protein shake and some leftover chicken for lunch.
Meanwhile, the child who tells me he doesn’t like rice is going to DEVOUR this for lunch.
Meanwhile, the child who tells me he doesn’t like rice is going to DEVOUR this for lunch.
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This is the kind of crap I’m talking about. I’m going to have a protein shake and some leftover chicken for lunch.
Meanwhile, the child who tells me he doesn’t like rice is going to DEVOUR this for lunch.
Meanwhile, the child who tells me he doesn’t like rice is going to DEVOUR this for lunch.
If I won the lottery, I wouldn’t tell anyone but there would be signs.
October 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
If I won the lottery, I wouldn’t tell anyone but there would be signs.
I’m not exaggerating that this is bordering on a war crime.
Straight from the ICRC website.
Straight from the ICRC website.
![Screenshot of the ICRC website reading:
Non-international armed conflicts
The obligation to respect and protect religious personnel is set forth in Article 9 of Additional Protocol II, to which no reservations have been made.[10] In addition, under the Statute of the International Criminal Court, “intentionally directing attacks against … personnel using the distinctive emblems of the Geneva Conventions in conformity with international law” constitutes a war crime in non-international armed conflicts.[11]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ubejallcrvneojxjwovlzsud/bafkreic3qjr4ytb7ru5wnmtfqzenuqgmx6prud7eup6hbfhw7k5u2uejvy@jpeg)
October 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I’m not exaggerating that this is bordering on a war crime.
Straight from the ICRC website.
Straight from the ICRC website.