Gerald Goodridge
@ghgoodridge.bsky.social
Husband | Dad | Texas Ex | Nerd | He/Him | ✊🏾
💻 Burnt Orange Nation |🎙Longhorn Republic |
gif connoisseur | In my hood they call it buck
💻 Burnt Orange Nation |🎙Longhorn Republic |
gif connoisseur | In my hood they call it buck
Eight-year-old:
“Can you say ‘push it’ without the ‘pu’ part?”
Me:
“Dude, don’t tell people to do that. If you do that at school, you’ll get in trouble.”
Five-year-old:
“Shit? Is shit the word? You can’t say shit at school?”
They haven’t even finished their breakfast yet.
“Can you say ‘push it’ without the ‘pu’ part?”
Me:
“Dude, don’t tell people to do that. If you do that at school, you’ll get in trouble.”
Five-year-old:
“Shit? Is shit the word? You can’t say shit at school?”
They haven’t even finished their breakfast yet.
December 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Eight-year-old:
“Can you say ‘push it’ without the ‘pu’ part?”
Me:
“Dude, don’t tell people to do that. If you do that at school, you’ll get in trouble.”
Five-year-old:
“Shit? Is shit the word? You can’t say shit at school?”
They haven’t even finished their breakfast yet.
“Can you say ‘push it’ without the ‘pu’ part?”
Me:
“Dude, don’t tell people to do that. If you do that at school, you’ll get in trouble.”
Five-year-old:
“Shit? Is shit the word? You can’t say shit at school?”
They haven’t even finished their breakfast yet.
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The three categories of Kiffin Gossip now flooding out of Oxford are The Dog Is Fake, He Is A Yoga Nuisance, and the other one. My personal favorite is Dog
December 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The three categories of Kiffin Gossip now flooding out of Oxford are The Dog Is Fake, He Is A Yoga Nuisance, and the other one. My personal favorite is Dog
Me:
“Whatever you’re cooking smells incredible.”
Wife:
“I made ham and beans and cornbread.”
Me:
“Whatever you’re cooking smells incredible.”
Wife:
“I made ham and beans and cornbread.”
Me:
a woman in a colorful sweater says you 're magic
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December 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Me:
“Whatever you’re cooking smells incredible.”
Wife:
“I made ham and beans and cornbread.”
Me:
“Whatever you’re cooking smells incredible.”
Wife:
“I made ham and beans and cornbread.”
Me:
Just saw a nutritionist say that salsa is a vegetable.
While I figured that was the case, as a “trust scientists” person, it was validating.
While I figured that was the case, as a “trust scientists” person, it was validating.
December 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Just saw a nutritionist say that salsa is a vegetable.
While I figured that was the case, as a “trust scientists” person, it was validating.
While I figured that was the case, as a “trust scientists” person, it was validating.
I’ve had zero problems talking to the boys in an age-appropriate way about why two girls would get married and why people would hate other people because of their skin color.
I was completely unprepared for my oldest to ask “why does Buzz in Home Alone have a magazine with naked people in it?”
I was completely unprepared for my oldest to ask “why does Buzz in Home Alone have a magazine with naked people in it?”
November 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I’ve had zero problems talking to the boys in an age-appropriate way about why two girls would get married and why people would hate other people because of their skin color.
I was completely unprepared for my oldest to ask “why does Buzz in Home Alone have a magazine with naked people in it?”
I was completely unprepared for my oldest to ask “why does Buzz in Home Alone have a magazine with naked people in it?”
Spent the last week on the side of TikTok putting praise break audio over their kids throwing tantrums.
Today, it has shifted to praise breaks over people watching college football and, let me say, it is GLORIOUS.
Today, it has shifted to praise breaks over people watching college football and, let me say, it is GLORIOUS.
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Spent the last week on the side of TikTok putting praise break audio over their kids throwing tantrums.
Today, it has shifted to praise breaks over people watching college football and, let me say, it is GLORIOUS.
Today, it has shifted to praise breaks over people watching college football and, let me say, it is GLORIOUS.
Kids wanted to watch Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Show was hitting from episode 1.
Show was hitting from episode 1.
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November 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Kids wanted to watch Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Show was hitting from episode 1.
Show was hitting from episode 1.
The worst part about this hire is that Texas gets Auburn in 2027
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The worst part about this hire is that Texas gets Auburn in 2027
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Going from DJ Durkin worries to this has to feel amazing
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Going from DJ Durkin worries to this has to feel amazing
I will never forgive the universe for making me cheer for LSU and Auburn on the same day.
My life insurance premium is probably going to go up off of this.
My life insurance premium is probably going to go up off of this.
November 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I will never forgive the universe for making me cheer for LSU and Auburn on the same day.
My life insurance premium is probably going to go up off of this.
My life insurance premium is probably going to go up off of this.
The thing that confirms that Bluesky is the right app for me that we all hate DJ Durkin.
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The thing that confirms that Bluesky is the right app for me that we all hate DJ Durkin.
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Throwing your morals away for this guy is incredible work
November 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Throwing your morals away for this guy is incredible work
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Lane Kiffin is Dominic Mysterio.
This Ole Miss/LSU thing is the same script as the Rhea/Liv thing.
This Ole Miss/LSU thing is the same script as the Rhea/Liv thing.
it's very funny that ESPN is layering in the WWE promos with college football coverage as though the playoff committee is gonna have to decide what to do with Brock Lesnar
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Lane Kiffin is Dominic Mysterio.
This Ole Miss/LSU thing is the same script as the Rhea/Liv thing.
This Ole Miss/LSU thing is the same script as the Rhea/Liv thing.
I’m so excited for this offseason where teams overcorrect and wreck the best thing about the 12-team playoff era (not being punished for quality non-conference losses) because a weird set of variables played out.
November 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I’m so excited for this offseason where teams overcorrect and wreck the best thing about the 12-team playoff era (not being punished for quality non-conference losses) because a weird set of variables played out.
Texas fans saying “they’re being punished for playing Ohio State” without also saying in the same breath “they’re reaping the natural consequences of losing to a dog shit Florida team” are the whiny entitled dorks everyone thinks we all are.
November 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Texas fans saying “they’re being punished for playing Ohio State” without also saying in the same breath “they’re reaping the natural consequences of losing to a dog shit Florida team” are the whiny entitled dorks everyone thinks we all are.
The naughty toddler offensive stylings of Kyler Murray and the “fuck it, we ball” mindset of Manziel’s clutch gene all wrapped up in a man with a terribly unlikable family.
Diego Pavia might be the single most irritating QB to face as a defender in college football history
November 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The naughty toddler offensive stylings of Kyler Murray and the “fuck it, we ball” mindset of Manziel’s clutch gene all wrapped up in a man with a terribly unlikable family.
My 7-8 year old flag football team was able to successfully navigate a reverse.
We scored on it the last play of the season.
Not sure why LSU can’t handle that.
We scored on it the last play of the season.
Not sure why LSU can’t handle that.
Can I submit my therapy bill as evidence to why Texas should be in the CFP over Oklahoma?
These offenses are so terrible I feel myself falling into a depressive state.
These offenses are so terrible I feel myself falling into a depressive state.
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
My 7-8 year old flag football team was able to successfully navigate a reverse.
We scored on it the last play of the season.
Not sure why LSU can’t handle that.
We scored on it the last play of the season.
Not sure why LSU can’t handle that.
Can I submit my therapy bill as evidence to why Texas should be in the CFP over Oklahoma?
These offenses are so terrible I feel myself falling into a depressive state.
These offenses are so terrible I feel myself falling into a depressive state.
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Can I submit my therapy bill as evidence to why Texas should be in the CFP over Oklahoma?
These offenses are so terrible I feel myself falling into a depressive state.
These offenses are so terrible I feel myself falling into a depressive state.
Again, I’m not one to be offended by the Horns down, but I will point out that you look weird doing it playing a pivotal game at home, tied with a bad team that isn’t Texas.
November 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Again, I’m not one to be offended by the Horns down, but I will point out that you look weird doing it playing a pivotal game at home, tied with a bad team that isn’t Texas.
Third. Interception.
I feel so good.
I feel so good.
I feel so vindicated by calling myself a John Mateer truther all offseason.
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November 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Third. Interception.
I feel so good.
I feel so good.
I feel so vindicated by calling myself a John Mateer truther all offseason.
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November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I feel so vindicated by calling myself a John Mateer truther all offseason.
“No healthcare for the peasants, but a ballroom for the king.” billboard in Troy, TX
a surprise to be sure but a welcome one is written on a red background
ALT: a surprise to be sure but a welcome one is written on a red background
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November 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
“No healthcare for the peasants, but a ballroom for the king.” billboard in Troy, TX
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if Mississippi State is gonna have an edge rusher named Sylla they should have a defensive tackle named Charibdys
November 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
if Mississippi State is gonna have an edge rusher named Sylla they should have a defensive tackle named Charibdys