Graham Friday
@gfriday.bsky.social
The sea refuses no river/
Remember that when the beggar buys a round
Loc: Kern Children's Bible Prison
⟨ Full 93° ZAGREB ⟩
Remember that when the beggar buys a round
Loc: Kern Children's Bible Prison
⟨ Full 93° ZAGREB ⟩
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Graham Friday
@gfriday.bsky.social
· Jul 5
Expressway to Yr Skull (no-build option)
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Fuck rotisserie chicken—eat anyone who subscribes to the WSJ. They’re not human, it’s not cannibalism.
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
on.wsj.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Fuck rotisserie chicken—eat anyone who subscribes to the WSJ. They’re not human, it’s not cannibalism.
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i made ilhan omar's hot dish recipe, and i didn't fuck it up, and everybody loved it, it was a good night
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 AM
i made ilhan omar's hot dish recipe, and i didn't fuck it up, and everybody loved it, it was a good night
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Sam Darnold's vengeance is perfect! It's exquisite! The circle is now complete!
February 9, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Sam Darnold's vengeance is perfect! It's exquisite! The circle is now complete!
Finally found his footing.
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Finally found his footing.
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Kendrick last year, Benito this year.
Somebody’s really making their salary’s worth over in that NFL marketing office.
Somebody’s really making their salary’s worth over in that NFL marketing office.
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Kendrick last year, Benito this year.
Somebody’s really making their salary’s worth over in that NFL marketing office.
Somebody’s really making their salary’s worth over in that NFL marketing office.
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Peasant and Nestrobber, by Pieter Bruegel the Elder, 1568
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Peasant and Nestrobber, by Pieter Bruegel the Elder, 1568
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what if this game ends 3-0
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
what if this game ends 3-0
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
The feed on the computer is about 15s ahead of the TV, which is the opposite of baseball. Niels Bohr and Einstein should have another sit-down.
February 8, 2026 at 11:56 PM
The feed on the computer is about 15s ahead of the TV, which is the opposite of baseball. Niels Bohr and Einstein should have another sit-down.
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judge a quarterback by whether or not he defrauds millions of dollars from poor people
February 8, 2026 at 8:26 PM
judge a quarterback by whether or not he defrauds millions of dollars from poor people
@eehouls.bsky.social Happy birthday, Erin! I hope you're doing well. Health and satisfaction be yours all year long.
February 8, 2026 at 6:55 AM
@eehouls.bsky.social Happy birthday, Erin! I hope you're doing well. Health and satisfaction be yours all year long.
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here's a box of cheerios leaping from a rooftop to try and grab onto the helicopter so the jewel thieves don't get away
February 4, 2026 at 7:05 PM
here's a box of cheerios leaping from a rooftop to try and grab onto the helicopter so the jewel thieves don't get away
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...maybe we're not just throwing enough beans...?
Regional mascots throwing beans to ward off demons at the annual Setsubun festival in Tobu Ikebukuro department store in Tokyo.
February 3, 2026 at 1:32 PM
...maybe we're not just throwing enough beans...?
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
I wouldn't think these would be among the most common Residents searches. But what do I know?
January 31, 2026 at 9:03 AM
I wouldn't think these would be among the most common Residents searches. But what do I know?
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Swam? Did Acme finally reject his credit? He’s their best customer!
i've been watching the coyote on Alcatraz's progress with great interest. a week-ish ago, a coyote SWAM to Alcatraz for the first time and looked fuckin rough after the dangerous swim. but the coyote is doing fine now, gorging itself on unprepared birds & rats who are dealing with a sort of Godzilla
January 29, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Swam? Did Acme finally reject his credit? He’s their best customer!
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The NYT reports that Air Force One has turned around due to a situation officials are describing as “creature on the wing”
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 AM
The NYT reports that Air Force One has turned around due to a situation officials are describing as “creature on the wing”
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Just how much has ZZ Top earned from licensing "La Grange"?
January 17, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Just how much has ZZ Top earned from licensing "La Grange"?
@erinbiba.bsky.social It's the Stanford Tree.
January 14, 2026 at 5:56 AM
@erinbiba.bsky.social It's the Stanford Tree.
@andykindler.bsky.social
From what I recall, Ken (Minyard) and Bob (?) were on KABC morning drivetime, airing before Michael Jackson. Bob retired, and Roger Barkley came over from KFI to form Ken and Barkley. My knowledge ends ~1987.
Do you remember Paul Wallach's restaurant review show on KIEV?
From what I recall, Ken (Minyard) and Bob (?) were on KABC morning drivetime, airing before Michael Jackson. Bob retired, and Roger Barkley came over from KFI to form Ken and Barkley. My knowledge ends ~1987.
Do you remember Paul Wallach's restaurant review show on KIEV?
January 13, 2026 at 8:33 PM
@andykindler.bsky.social
From what I recall, Ken (Minyard) and Bob (?) were on KABC morning drivetime, airing before Michael Jackson. Bob retired, and Roger Barkley came over from KFI to form Ken and Barkley. My knowledge ends ~1987.
Do you remember Paul Wallach's restaurant review show on KIEV?
From what I recall, Ken (Minyard) and Bob (?) were on KABC morning drivetime, airing before Michael Jackson. Bob retired, and Roger Barkley came over from KFI to form Ken and Barkley. My knowledge ends ~1987.
Do you remember Paul Wallach's restaurant review show on KIEV?
No one ever follows through once the spotlight is dimmed.
okay since it appears i have to spell this out even more: “training” — a thing that sounds good to sensible moderate voters, who exist and are uncomfortable with sudden change — can, if we make it, be a stalking horse for “moves that effective neuter the agency”
January 12, 2026 at 4:49 PM
No one ever follows through once the spotlight is dimmed.
Notre Dame player transfers to Indiana, saying "I want to win a national championship". Ouch
January 10, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Notre Dame player transfers to Indiana, saying "I want to win a national championship". Ouch