The bar is set very low!

But she's a genius!!!!!

Yep, it was a pretty one-sided turf war between Lucy and Bobby! I think Lucy was happy as long as he had the garage roof for keeping watch and he was close to the kitchen door and therefore his source of food and treats!

He basically let our neighbour's cat keep the back of the garden and our shed roof as his territory. Lucy claimed the garden closer to our house and the garage roof! But I think next door's cat may have passed away. We haven't seen him for a few weeks. No cat food containers in the recycling. 😪

That is so lovely.

Hang on, wait. Who's Binks? Is there another cat in your life?

They won't rest until she's gone. I predict that Bridget Phillipson will be next.

I'm so sick of this utter bullshit. What next? She once returned a library book a few days late? This is absurd.

Although she has become a bit of a lady gammon in her old age... Great character on 'Allo, 'Allo!

Actually, I'm Miss Piggy in this instance!

Old habits die hard, which is totally a Christmas movie!