Geo
@geoh-no.bsky.social
29/He/Him
🔞Will post NSFW🔞
Exiled Florida Man, urbex enjoyer, habitual shitposter
Minors blocked on sight (nothing personnel, kid)
Haunted by @fluffyprince.bsky.social
Banner by @bossbunworks.bsky.social
🔞Will post NSFW🔞
Exiled Florida Man, urbex enjoyer, habitual shitposter
Minors blocked on sight (nothing personnel, kid)
Haunted by @fluffyprince.bsky.social
Banner by @bossbunworks.bsky.social
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
Someone on YouTube commented that a movie I've never seen is good because it didn't have any "dumb woke crap" in it, so I just replied "oh buddy do I have bad news for you" and blocked him. I hope he goes insane trying to figure out what I meant
December 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Someone on YouTube commented that a movie I've never seen is good because it didn't have any "dumb woke crap" in it, so I just replied "oh buddy do I have bad news for you" and blocked him. I hope he goes insane trying to figure out what I meant
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It's Mari Lwyd season
December 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It's Mari Lwyd season
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huge day for worms
some really good black friday deals today
December 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
huge day for worms
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This guy's lost his mind
December 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This guy's lost his mind
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Remember in like 2008 when some talking baby toy said gibberish that sounded a little like "Islam is the light" and people freaked out and it was on the news and Mattel changed the baby babble to not resemble that
Never thought I'd miss the vibe of that whole event
Never thought I'd miss the vibe of that whole event
Here's PIRG researcher RJ Cross getting the Alilo Smart AI bunny to tell @savanahsellers.bsky.social about S&M, the FoloToy Sunflower Warmie telling me it is actually both a cactus and a teddy bear (???) and the Miiloo spouting the CCP line on Taiwan.
December 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Remember in like 2008 when some talking baby toy said gibberish that sounded a little like "Islam is the light" and people freaked out and it was on the news and Mattel changed the baby babble to not resemble that
Never thought I'd miss the vibe of that whole event
Never thought I'd miss the vibe of that whole event
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This guy's smooth
December 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
This guy's smooth
Dispensaries will send you an email 20 minutes after you pick up your shit like "review your order!" Bitch I just got home I'm gonna need an hour for this edible to kick in and then another three hours to overthink before I can rate my panic attack. Hit me up tomorrow
December 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Dispensaries will send you an email 20 minutes after you pick up your shit like "review your order!" Bitch I just got home I'm gonna need an hour for this edible to kick in and then another three hours to overthink before I can rate my panic attack. Hit me up tomorrow
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@gabystarstudios.bsky.social made a better version lmao
December 11, 2025 at 7:03 AM
@gabystarstudios.bsky.social made a better version lmao
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Advice to all writers from my most fucked up character.
December 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Advice to all writers from my most fucked up character.
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December 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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Ethoz (Mantidfly)
They/Them
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They/Them
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December 7, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Ethoz (Mantidfly)
They/Them
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They/Them
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when a poor person uses food stamps for a steak or homeless person spends $5 on a beer, it’s seen as proof that all poor people are so bad with money that they shouldn’t be given any, ever, for any reason. $77 billion out the window, and zuck’s legacy as a safe government contract bet is secure.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
when a poor person uses food stamps for a steak or homeless person spends $5 on a beer, it’s seen as proof that all poor people are so bad with money that they shouldn’t be given any, ever, for any reason. $77 billion out the window, and zuck’s legacy as a safe government contract bet is secure.
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Sometimes I feel just like this cat
music: nohssiwi, alixe. - luminary
music: nohssiwi, alixe. - luminary
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Sometimes I feel just like this cat
music: nohssiwi, alixe. - luminary
music: nohssiwi, alixe. - luminary
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Our favorite vintage vixen out and about again wearing her fancy hoodie...not much else down below tho...its a comfort thing... 🦊👀
December 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Our favorite vintage vixen out and about again wearing her fancy hoodie...not much else down below tho...its a comfort thing... 🦊👀
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
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