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Genevieve
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Hey there! I am using Bluesky.
Almost the weekend where I can procrastinate and bed rot guilt free!! Every cloud…
January 23, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I have to interview someone in half an hour.

ME!!
IN THIS STATE!!

No wonder this country is in the state it’s in
January 23, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Tell me your pet’s name in a gif
January 23, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Anxiety through the roof. Motivation rock bottom
January 23, 2026 at 2:02 PM
There’s a work colleague who’s been gifting his wife flowers every month. For 9 years.

EVERY MONTH.

NINE.

YEARS.
January 20, 2026 at 3:21 PM
When he’s a 10 but he refuses to squeeze your spots 😔
January 12, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Racked up a leccy and gas bill of over £400 over Dec
a woman says " i have no money " in front of a window
ALT: a woman says " i have no money " in front of a window
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January 11, 2026 at 9:59 PM
I’ve been having a slight back ache for months and OH’s decided to properly do his back in by lifting a box and take all my glory!

#TheWarOfTheForties
January 11, 2026 at 9:40 PM
“What a big phaser you have…”

This is awful
“Yes”
January 11, 2026 at 9:39 PM
First day back at work and already sick of wishing people HNY
January 2, 2026 at 3:46 PM
First day back at work blues
a man in a tuxedo is playing a guitar in front of an american masters advertisement
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is playing a guitar in front of an american masters advertisement
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January 2, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Is anyone 80% cheese yet?
a little boy wearing a hat and a white shirt is laughing and holding a key .
ALT: a little boy wearing a hat and a white shirt is laughing and holding a key .
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December 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Bin rescheduling means I have to take the bins out the same day as my first day back at work. What a SHIT start to 2026
December 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Waved at Stephen Fry though a restaurant window and he waved back. I was 8.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Let’s play a game. Guinness or Irish coffee?
December 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Why did no one tell me I have huge crows feet? This is unacceptable
December 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Possibly the most depressing Christmas set up yesterday 😖🔫
December 18, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Post Work Christmas party pizza not sitting well with me rn
December 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Everyone seems to be ill around me and I’m starting to take offence
September 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’m tired
September 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Upgrade David
Fair play, Monzo. Fair play.
September 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Why is everyone around me having a menty b? I AM NOT QUALIFIED TO BE YOUR LIFE COACH
September 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
“… where’s Vera?” 😂🤣😂🤣
September 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Is it summer again?
September 19, 2025 at 9:29 AM
So glad a LinkedIn post as got my best side 👍
September 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM