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Patrick M.™
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Zach Hyman scored 50 goals.
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I cannot tell you how much I /LOVE/ the "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" segment on Seth Meyer's show.

Amber and Jenny are just pure comedic assassins.
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Me: Sees Taco Bell ad promoting a /folded quesadilla/.
Also me: "That is some white people bullshit..."
Also me immediately afterwards: "I hope @auntchalupa.bsky.social is proud of her adopted gringo son."
November 21, 2025 at 5:34 AM
JFC, the Oilers need to go back to passing school.

It's hard to sustain speed on attack when players are fumbling for passes.

And when your entire "brand" is speed on attack, this kind of hinders things.

We can talk about goaltending and defense, but holy hell...this has been brutal to watch.
November 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The best Christmas Gift Ever....

youtu.be/KzBdUqzhUI4?...
Almost Live S14E25 Full Episode: Protests at WSU
YouTube video by KING 5 Seattle
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November 18, 2025 at 4:57 AM
MY GROWN-ASS HOCKEY SON!!!

#QB55
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November 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
And in watching this show; IT IS ABOUT GOD-DAMN-FUCKING-TIME that the RRHoF respected Carol Kaye's contribution to rock 'n roll.

Holy hell, that woman is up there with James Jamerson in contributions to some of the biggest hits in rock history.

Shout out Everett, Washington's Carol Kaye!
Soundgarden couldn't have picked anyone more perfect to perform with than Taylor and Brandi.

Taylor's voice is incredible and is such a massive Chris fan.
Brandi...we shit. Brandi is just fucking Brandi. She's carrying the Heart torch now that Ann is limiting her live performances.
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Soundgarden couldn't have picked anyone more perfect to perform with than Taylor and Brandi.

Taylor's voice is incredible and is such a massive Chris fan.
Brandi...we shit. Brandi is just fucking Brandi. She's carrying the Heart torch now that Ann is limiting her live performances.
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
As my Be A Pro goaltender is now facing the Panthers in the ECF, I am /_begging_/ the EA Sports NHL developers to give me "Billy Smith / Ron Hextall" controls.
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November 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
SSSLLLUUUUGGGYYYY!!!

youtu.be/RXvOc70-NrM?...
Almost Live S13E25 Full Episode: Free Sluggy!
YouTube video by KING 5 Seattle
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November 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Is it musical masturbation?
You better believe it.
Does it kick ass.
Holy hell does it ever...

It is still my favorite ~90 seconds of recorded musical rock/prog/metal fuckery by three unbelievable musical talents.

youtu.be/c6pn8O7nXKY?...
Rush - Freewill (Live From The Montreal Forum / 1981)
YouTube video by RushVEVO
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November 8, 2025 at 8:57 AM
um...that Dan Boyle segment during the Shorks intermission was painful.

"Let's have Dan in a suite with all his golfing buddies."
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Kevin Calabro was one of the best PxP callers in any sport.

He was reason enough to watch Sonics' games.

youtu.be/UAxOerRUltI?...
Almost Live S14E13 Full Episode: Seattle Drivers in Snow!
YouTube video by KING 5 Seattle
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Brines
November 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It still befoodles me how Achtung Baby scores those goals at those ridiculous angles. I don't care if it's left-handed shot, that like a gahtdamned paper thing angle.
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
*mumbles quietly*The Mariners would have beaten the Dodgers...*mumbles quietly*
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Okay, that double-play was pretty damned sweet.

Even Geddy was impressed.
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November 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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This is the pettiness I am here for.

Subtle. Sly. Knowing.

I'm proud of 'em.
I dug the mariachi anthems for Dia De Los Muertos.
November 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
How in the actual hell was QB55 not on the ice for the PP in OT... /OR/ as one of the gahtdamn first three shooters in the shootout?!

What in the actual fuck?!
October 31, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Time to bring this out again...
October 31, 2025 at 5:21 AM
QB55 has so many moves...my grown-ass hockey son!
October 31, 2025 at 5:17 AM
So, they just went to ad break on Fox playing "Working Man" by Rush.

I'm not sure what the hell is going on here.
October 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM