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Patrick M.™
@generationxwing.bsky.social
Zach Hyman scored 50 goals.
They are looking like a team that wants a Summer vacation this year because the last two Summers have been...
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November 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
So you are a Smokemellier?

"The perfect nut pairing with your cigar is a lightly sea salted cashew..."
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
You asked for it...
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
you can safely remove the "hockey" from the clarifying statement regarding his IQ.
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
But, but, but....Son of Tie!!
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
November 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
@wyshynski.bsky.social 's improvised "theme" song still goes down as one of the great unscripted bits in comedy. "He's gotta jump high because he's so little..."

Then Followed up with @jeffmarek.bsky.social 's disbelief and "it's a dog..." comment.
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November 18, 2025 at 5:25 AM
"Their criminal records are probably shorter....and I mean, VASTLY shorter than yours."
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Scrum has (d)evolved into one of the most useless doctrines in Software, much less other industries.

It has given rise to the ultimate "consulting" payroll vampires, the Scrum Master.
November 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
He and Razor could not stand each other during that period in Dallas (probably hasn't changed much since then honestly).

So, one of them had to go at some point.
November 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Ralphie didn't do shit... He was bounced.
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
my GROWN-ASS hockey son!
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM