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Mike D’Angelo
@gemko.bsky.social
I may live badly, but at least I don’t have to work to do it.

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Sigh. No need for a WAY OF WATER refresher, then. Since the new film itself apparently serves that function.
December 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Is it three hours of that one hour? Or that one hour replicated as FIRE AND ASH’s third hour? I fear you’re saying it’s the latter.
December 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I mean I’ll take more of WATER’s kick-ass third hour. Otherwise pass. (Odds are I will not in fact pass.)
December 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Fun fact: PRIDE AND PREJUDICE might be closer to the present day (212 years) than it is to HAMLET (214–212 years depending upon whether it was first performed in 1599, 1600 or 1601). Almost precisely equidistant regardless.
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Did that behavior spontaneously emerge? I doubt it. (In any case I was referring more to the AI getting bored.)
December 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
If you can claim it’s a sincerely held *religious* belief, you’re home free, because we ludicrously continue to privilege those as if they’re, well, sacrosanct.
December 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Can’t read this just yet but come on you can’t call seven freakin’ paragraphs a drive-by. That’s one leisurely drive!
December 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The album cover that always makes me wonder “Scott Walker and Garry Shandling: separated at birth?”
December 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
“Like, can you imagine him having a favorite band?”
November 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Don’t cry. Don’t raise your eye.
November 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
(Also I never buy the apparently irresistible-to-some-writers scene in which the person feigns “I really like/admire you” for an extended period then finally lets the mask drop and reveals that in fact “I HATE YOU HATE YOU HATE YOU AH-HA-HA-HA!”)
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I sat agog at the audition flashback, which proved not only to be dramatically superfluous but also kinda undermined any sense that Kelly had behaved badly. (Unless that was the intent, in which case Ugh, so it’s a poor choice regardless.)
November 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
It’s been decades since I read the play, had forgotten many of the funniest bits.
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I have accepted that dinner can be the second meal of the day, eaten in early afternoon, but draw the line at eating dinner again come evening.
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
We had that debate yesterday, keep up.
November 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
What do you mean, “sandwiches for dinner”? You already ate dinner!
November 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Just tell them everything since 1987 is post-MALONE.
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM