Mike D’Angelo
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Mike D’Angelo
@gemko.bsky.social
I may live badly, but at least I don’t have to work to do it.

https://www.patreon.com/gemko
Oh for fuck’s sake. (My first time encountering this, dunno how long it’s been happening. It’s not on everything, yet.)
December 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My 80-year-old dad still insists on climbing ladders to place Xmas decorations in ridiculously high places.
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
1. No it isn’t. Lotta dissension.
2. Why are we riffing on Austen here? That’s two centuries later!
December 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
“Like, can you imagine him having a favorite band?”
November 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It’s been decades since I read the play, had forgotten many of the funniest bits.
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
What do you mean, “sandwiches for dinner”? You already ate dinner!
November 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Just tell them everything since 1987 is post-MALONE.
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
A traditional Thanksgiving dinner with all the trimmings.
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Rewatching THE THIRD GENERATION and this is definitely my favorite Udo look.
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Not sure why they’re not calling this AI Zero but if it’s the same nightmare slop minus all the calories then count me in!
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Not with a bang but a whimper, Charlie Brown.
November 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Oh I just now discovered you can filter actors by billing order. (He played the title role in DR. AKAGI.)
November 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
What’s the *lore* behind my header?
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Me too!
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
And those women are Bella Abzug, Corin Tucker and Flo from Progressive.
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I’m fascinated by how instantly identifiable AI writing is. Has a prose style/rhythm no less distinct than my own.
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
November 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
This continues to be my favorite type of retro. Films that have nothing in common apart from a word in the title.
November 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
There’s a non-zero chance that at some point I simply stop engaging with anything produced after 2019 or so. Spend the rest of my life entirely living in the past.
November 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Briefly thought the pic on this Onion headline was way off then realized Oh, I’m that old, that is what people see when they look at me.
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
TIL that the state of national emergency declared in 1979 re: Iran has been continuously extended to the present day, by Reagan and Bush and Clinton and Shrub and Obama and Trump and Biden and Trump again.
November 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
For fuck’s sake dude that’s why everyone calls him President Trump!

(Sorry, what’s that? His actual *name*? You’re joking.)
November 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM