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The Geek Critique (TGC) features video gaming nerd analysis, computerized guru reviews, poindexter software entertainment media exposition, and bad jokes.

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I would like Live & Learn better if I hadn't listened to it on a constant loop non-stop from July 2001 to January 2003. It was my favorite song at one point, but I ruined it for myself.

I used to just open a Notepad and type out the lyrics when I was bored, I was gosh-darn OBSESSED with it.
November 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Wake up, living day by day
Do what I want, and I'll do it my way
The world is flying right below my feet
Got no regrets inside of me

Not looking back!
Not giving up!
Not letting go!
I'll keep on running...!

(Happy 15th, Sonic Colors!)
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Hey, the only thing that's for sure about Sonic is that nothing's for sure. I think they'll iterate on the open-zone formula next time, but it's anybody's guess what exactly that'll *mean*.
November 11, 2025 at 11:38 AM
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It's too busy inside the gym and too cold outside (literally snowing!) so this is what I've got to do for today!
November 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I *do* hate that it's been nine years of this shit, but it's as true now as it was then.
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM
> assuming you know them all what's your favorite Power Rangers theme?

Of course I know them all. Of course I do.
November 10, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Kirby Air Riders impressions!
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It is 2003.

People are complaining about the lack of depth in the new Kirby racing game.

It is 2025.

People are complaining about the lack of depth in the new Kirby racing game.
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Nine months!
November 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
You make me wanna make you fall in love
Oh, late at night, I'm thinking 'bout you, ah-ah
Wanna try out some freaky positions?
Have you ever tried this one?
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
JIC:
November 9, 2025 at 8:07 AM
From the late 90s up until about the mid to late-aughts, a *lot* of culture was hellbent on being as mean as possible all the time for no reason.
November 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
> what's your favorite MK game?

I already made this and... y'know, I'm just assuming you meant this and not Mario Kart.
November 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
also every other translation uses "water prefix + word for city" rather than trying to keep the pun soooo yeah I don't think that's what they were going for

Like say it however you want, I'll keep saying "Hie-DRO-sitty" because I'm a comedian, I just don't think a pun was ever the intent.
November 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Well, now that I know how that's pronounced, uhhh seems pretty clear???
November 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
2013 was pretty lit though.
November 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
God I don't miss 2012 sometimes.
November 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
God I miss 2011 sometimes.
November 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
First Bad/Last Good strikes again
November 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
November 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The legendary "let's fix Sonic's design" era of the Sonic 4 thread.
November 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Inescapable circa 2007.
November 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM