Gaylan Cooper
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Shooting a man to death who has been subdued and disarmed and poses no threat is a little outside "oopsie" territory.
NEWSMAX: Are you among the Republicans who are concerned about how things are being handled in MN?
REP. RICH McCORMICK: When things went wrong in the military, when I was in the Marines, people died sometimes, and sometimes it was through no fault of anymore. Just bad circumstance. Mistakes happen
REP. RICH McCORMICK: When things went wrong in the military, when I was in the Marines, people died sometimes, and sometimes it was through no fault of anymore. Just bad circumstance. Mistakes happen
January 27, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Shooting a man to death who has been subdued and disarmed and poses no threat is a little outside "oopsie" territory.
Pathetic sloganeering isn't getting me to open my wallet for these limpdick legislators. Stand up and do something, granny glasses.
ICE out of Minnesota NOW.
Breaking News: Federal law enforcement agents shot and killed a person in Minneapolis on Saturday morning, state and local officials said. Follow live updates.
January 24, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Pathetic sloganeering isn't getting me to open my wallet for these limpdick legislators. Stand up and do something, granny glasses.
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🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
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You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
This guy is an empty suit. In these times centrism is capitulation.
WELKER: Massie and Khanna say they are looking at options including impeachment and contempt for DOJ officials. Would you support those steps?
KAINE: I think that's premature
KAINE: I think that's premature
December 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This guy is an empty suit. In these times centrism is capitulation.
The Donald J. Trump Ruth's Chris Steak House
December 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The Donald J. Trump Ruth's Chris Steak House
"Who are you gonna believe, me or your lying bank balance?"
FOX: The numbers that we looked at show that inflation is still higher than wage growth
HASSETT: No. Wage growth is higher than inflation now. I'll send you an email
FOX: Inflation is at 2.9%
HASSETT: Real wage growth is $1,200 over the year. I'll show it to you
HASSETT: No. Wage growth is higher than inflation now. I'll send you an email
FOX: Inflation is at 2.9%
HASSETT: Real wage growth is $1,200 over the year. I'll show it to you
December 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
"Who are you gonna believe, me or your lying bank balance?"
Looks like he's made peace with the knowledge that his soul (assuming he has one) will burn for eternity.
November 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Looks like he's made peace with the knowledge that his soul (assuming he has one) will burn for eternity.
We should take it upon ourselves to email these kinds of stories to his office so he's aware of them. People this ignorant need all the help they can get.
Q: What's your message to the 170 US citizens who have been detained by ICE? About 20 of them are children
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know what you're talking about with the children. I haven't seen that so I'm not going to comment on it.
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know what you're talking about with the children. I haven't seen that so I'm not going to comment on it.
October 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
We should take it upon ourselves to email these kinds of stories to his office so he's aware of them. People this ignorant need all the help they can get.
People this shockingly ill-informed shouldn't be in elected office. Or maybe, just maybe, he's a shameless liar.
REPORTER: We know the president moved forward with mass layoffs. We're also learning there were significant cuts to staff at special education services. Are you comfortable with those cuts?
MIKE JOHNSON: I haven't seen the specifics of that and I don't know
MIKE JOHNSON: I haven't seen the specifics of that and I don't know
October 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
People this shockingly ill-informed shouldn't be in elected office. Or maybe, just maybe, he's a shameless liar.
I'm gonna be like 70% asparagus by bodyweight when my SCOTUS grave-pissing tour kicks off.
September 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I'm gonna be like 70% asparagus by bodyweight when my SCOTUS grave-pissing tour kicks off.
The Texas congressional GOP never stops demonstrating that they are pure garbage.
NEW:
“I’ve had enough…I’m refusing to back down.”
Texas state Rep. Nicole Collier speaks to MSNBC from the Texas State Capitol. She is stuck there after the Texas GOP required police surveillance as condition for release. She is refusing to sign a waiver for the law enforcement escort.
“I’ve had enough…I’m refusing to back down.”
Texas state Rep. Nicole Collier speaks to MSNBC from the Texas State Capitol. She is stuck there after the Texas GOP required police surveillance as condition for release. She is refusing to sign a waiver for the law enforcement escort.
August 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The Texas congressional GOP never stops demonstrating that they are pure garbage.
The president is a gibbering moron, but just watch his congressional lackeys fall in line behind him.
in crazed early morning screed, the president announces "I am going to lead a movement to get rid of MAIL-IN BALLOTS, and also, while we’re at it, Highly “Inaccurate,” Very Expensive, and Seriously Controversial VOTING MACHINES"
August 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
The president is a gibbering moron, but just watch his congressional lackeys fall in line behind him.
It's genuinely humiliating for this country that people saw fit to elect this buffoon twice.
REPORTER: Are you finishing building the wall?
TRUMP: Well, I built hundreds of miles of wall. And I was getting very close. I actually finished the wall but then I added another 200 miles.
TRUMP: Well, I built hundreds of miles of wall. And I was getting very close. I actually finished the wall but then I added another 200 miles.
August 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It's genuinely humiliating for this country that people saw fit to elect this buffoon twice.
Perfect.
My mom is the biggest Hulk Hogan hater of us all.
She just chimed in.
She just chimed in.
July 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Perfect.
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For the Epsteinth time, an 'underage woman' is called a CHILD.
Thanks for coming to my Pred Talk.
Thanks for coming to my Pred Talk.
July 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
For the Epsteinth time, an 'underage woman' is called a CHILD.
Thanks for coming to my Pred Talk.
Thanks for coming to my Pred Talk.
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if you took a dementia test and thought it was an IQ test you failed both the dementia test and the IQ test
Trump: "AOC -- look. I think she's very nice. But she's very low IQ, and we really don't need low IQ. Between her and Crockett, we're gonna give 'em both an IQ test to see who comes out best. I took a real test at Walter Reed medical center and I aced it. Now it's time for them to take a test."
July 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
if you took a dementia test and thought it was an IQ test you failed both the dementia test and the IQ test
This bland twerp ought to resign and go back to making cookies in his hollow tree.
When asked today if California Gov. Gavin Newsom should face legal consequences given the ongoing protests in Los Angeles, House Speaker Mike Johnson (R) said he couldn’t comment on that but suggested the governor "ought to be tarred and feathered." www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
June 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This bland twerp ought to resign and go back to making cookies in his hollow tree.
Elect an ignoramus, get an administration full of dopes.
(Reuters) - FEMA staff left baffled after the disaster agency’s head said during a briefing that he hadn’t been aware the US has a hurricane season. https://www.reuters.com/world/us/fema-staff-confused-after-head-said-he-was-unaware-us-hurricane-season-sources-2025-06-02/
June 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Elect an ignoramus, get an administration full of dopes.
Of course they're "upset" about 86. Their favorite numbers are 14 and 88.
May 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Of course they're "upset" about 86. Their favorite numbers are 14 and 88.
"Communist ideology." This pustule needs to be yeeted back to the 1950s. Or into the sun. Either works for me.
Stephen Miller: "Children will be taught to love America. Children will be taught to be patriots. Children will be taught civic values for schools that want federal taxpayer funding ... we're gonna make sure these funds are not being used to promote communist ideology."
May 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
"Communist ideology." This pustule needs to be yeeted back to the 1950s. Or into the sun. Either works for me.
He could be in a Groundhog Day cycle for 100,000 years and he would never grow or learn. He is incapable of improvement or reflection. He'd be the same empty, soulless asshole.
April 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
He could be in a Groundhog Day cycle for 100,000 years and he would never grow or learn. He is incapable of improvement or reflection. He'd be the same empty, soulless asshole.
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He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
March 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth