Boris
@gayassemboar.bsky.social
It/Them. 23.
Very gay. Maybe ace. loves round boys and Pokemon.
Minors stay away 🔞
Posting AI art is block on sight
FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/exceedinglygayemboar/
Icon by @karrnade.bsky.social
Banner by @chunkyfunky.bsky.social
Very gay. Maybe ace. loves round boys and Pokemon.
Minors stay away 🔞
Posting AI art is block on sight
FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/exceedinglygayemboar/
Icon by @karrnade.bsky.social
Banner by @chunkyfunky.bsky.social
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Boris
@gayassemboar.bsky.social
· Mar 31
Boris! Your local fat friendly pig/sentient underwear. Now with a proper ref
@syc.bsky.social made this and akmjemfkfkckkemdkckwklskdkxn its so good oh my god
Now with tags
#fatfur #furryart #inanimate
@syc.bsky.social made this and akmjemfkfkckkemdkckwklskdkxn its so good oh my god
Now with tags
#fatfur #furryart #inanimate
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Something fun for @cardk.bsky.social
Which member of the iconic StarFox team would be silly enough to slip the "Powder that Makes you a Fat Blob" into Falco's food rations? My money is on Slippy, but you can come to your own conclusions too..
Which member of the iconic StarFox team would be silly enough to slip the "Powder that Makes you a Fat Blob" into Falco's food rations? My money is on Slippy, but you can come to your own conclusions too..
December 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Something fun for @cardk.bsky.social
Which member of the iconic StarFox team would be silly enough to slip the "Powder that Makes you a Fat Blob" into Falco's food rations? My money is on Slippy, but you can come to your own conclusions too..
Which member of the iconic StarFox team would be silly enough to slip the "Powder that Makes you a Fat Blob" into Falco's food rations? My money is on Slippy, but you can come to your own conclusions too..
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Hello down there, cutie!
It's just me, in my Dogmonster form, with my special Sizing Up t-shirt, doing that recognizable pecs-looming pose.
:3 #GaruTheGiant #GaruDraws
#looming #pecs #microPOV #G/t #GaruForms
It's just me, in my Dogmonster form, with my special Sizing Up t-shirt, doing that recognizable pecs-looming pose.
:3 #GaruTheGiant #GaruDraws
#looming #pecs #microPOV #G/t #GaruForms
December 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Hello down there, cutie!
It's just me, in my Dogmonster form, with my special Sizing Up t-shirt, doing that recognizable pecs-looming pose.
:3 #GaruTheGiant #GaruDraws
#looming #pecs #microPOV #G/t #GaruForms
It's just me, in my Dogmonster form, with my special Sizing Up t-shirt, doing that recognizable pecs-looming pose.
:3 #GaruTheGiant #GaruDraws
#looming #pecs #microPOV #G/t #GaruForms
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In Super Mario Sunshine, each plank of the Pianta Village bridge has separate collision for an unknown reason. This causes microscopic invisible gaps to form between the planks that extremely unfortunate players can slip through and die. Below is a compilation of such cases.
December 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
In Super Mario Sunshine, each plank of the Pianta Village bridge has separate collision for an unknown reason. This causes microscopic invisible gaps to form between the planks that extremely unfortunate players can slip through and die. Below is a compilation of such cases.
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Page 8 of Poke by the Pound!
December 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Page 8 of Poke by the Pound!
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Hello, nobody sent me a birthday for yesterday so I am starting fresh at Day 1!
Aaand for the first Birthday of this chain is @spicy-couscous.bsky.social!! Happy Birthday!!!
Aaand for the first Birthday of this chain is @spicy-couscous.bsky.social!! Happy Birthday!!!
December 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Hello, nobody sent me a birthday for yesterday so I am starting fresh at Day 1!
Aaand for the first Birthday of this chain is @spicy-couscous.bsky.social!! Happy Birthday!!!
Aaand for the first Birthday of this chain is @spicy-couscous.bsky.social!! Happy Birthday!!!
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And you can’t have Christmas dinner without snacking on some cookies…
Something feels off with these ones though, can’t put my hoof on it
Wait a minute, hoof??
🎨: @wiishyishii.bsky.social <3
Something feels off with these ones though, can’t put my hoof on it
Wait a minute, hoof??
🎨: @wiishyishii.bsky.social <3
December 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
And you can’t have Christmas dinner without snacking on some cookies…
Something feels off with these ones though, can’t put my hoof on it
Wait a minute, hoof??
🎨: @wiishyishii.bsky.social <3
Something feels off with these ones though, can’t put my hoof on it
Wait a minute, hoof??
🎨: @wiishyishii.bsky.social <3
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"oh god get me off this stupid fat SATYR BEFORE I PERMANETLY FUSE TO HIM"
(silly undie tf for my silly friend @arishavingfun.bsky.social <3)
(silly undie tf for my silly friend @arishavingfun.bsky.social <3)
December 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
"oh god get me off this stupid fat SATYR BEFORE I PERMANETLY FUSE TO HIM"
(silly undie tf for my silly friend @arishavingfun.bsky.social <3)
(silly undie tf for my silly friend @arishavingfun.bsky.social <3)
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December 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Boss's quarters 🐗🔥☁️
December 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Boss's quarters 🐗🔥☁️
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A drawing of a Stu T-Rex, from 2015.
December 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
A drawing of a Stu T-Rex, from 2015.
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Come fly with me
Across land and sea
Where things are wide
With no room to hide
For Sunny
Across land and sea
Where things are wide
With no room to hide
For Sunny
December 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Come fly with me
Across land and sea
Where things are wide
With no room to hide
For Sunny
Across land and sea
Where things are wide
With no room to hide
For Sunny
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I call dibs on the last piece of cake! 🍰
December 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I call dibs on the last piece of cake! 🍰
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We got shoved into the ass end of no where at MFF's dealers den, any re-posts would be awesome to help spread the word about the new shoe colours we're working on.
Especially now, any money we're making is gonna have to go on lawyers if we go against Fortnite... Merry Christmas. >.=.>
Especially now, any money we're making is gonna have to go on lawyers if we go against Fortnite... Merry Christmas. >.=.>
My friend V made these awesome-looking furry-inspired sneakers, which (it seems like) Fortnite ripped off and is plagiarizing for one of their skins.
Support small artists, boycott corporations.
If you want to support V, you can order those sneakers irl, right here:
v-art.co.uk/collections/...
Support small artists, boycott corporations.
If you want to support V, you can order those sneakers irl, right here:
v-art.co.uk/collections/...
December 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
We got shoved into the ass end of no where at MFF's dealers den, any re-posts would be awesome to help spread the word about the new shoe colours we're working on.
Especially now, any money we're making is gonna have to go on lawyers if we go against Fortnite... Merry Christmas. >.=.>
Especially now, any money we're making is gonna have to go on lawyers if we go against Fortnite... Merry Christmas. >.=.>
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Kurt Vonnegut’s definition of what makes something “art” is one of my favorites I’ve seen - from a letter to his brother in 1995.
August 15, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Kurt Vonnegut’s definition of what makes something “art” is one of my favorites I’ve seen - from a letter to his brother in 1995.
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Eying my fictional fatfur hubby and thinking
he's not fat enough yet
he's not fat enough yet
he's not fat enough yet
he's not fat enough yet
he's not fat enough yet
he's not fat enough yet
December 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Eying my fictional fatfur hubby and thinking
he's not fat enough yet
he's not fat enough yet
he's not fat enough yet
he's not fat enough yet
he's not fat enough yet
he's not fat enough yet
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A drawing of a fat Smaug, from 2017.
December 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
A drawing of a fat Smaug, from 2017.
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A drawing of some tiny Stus/Su, from 2016.
December 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
A drawing of some tiny Stus/Su, from 2016.
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Sir Hiss whispering a curse that for every coin Robin Hood steals, he gains a pound, figuring soon enough he'll be too big to move and easily captured.
In reality, the curse just affected Robin's weight, not his nimbleness as he heists just as easily at 800 lbs of heroic flab.
In reality, the curse just affected Robin's weight, not his nimbleness as he heists just as easily at 800 lbs of heroic flab.
September 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Sir Hiss whispering a curse that for every coin Robin Hood steals, he gains a pound, figuring soon enough he'll be too big to move and easily captured.
In reality, the curse just affected Robin's weight, not his nimbleness as he heists just as easily at 800 lbs of heroic flab.
In reality, the curse just affected Robin's weight, not his nimbleness as he heists just as easily at 800 lbs of heroic flab.
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Let your BF turn you into a fat slob. Let them stuff you with burgers and cake until your lithe frame is consumed by sweaty fat folds and bulbous, encumbering blubber. Let them train you to habitual belch and sweat. Let them enable you to be a lazy couch potato.
October 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Let your BF turn you into a fat slob. Let them stuff you with burgers and cake until your lithe frame is consumed by sweaty fat folds and bulbous, encumbering blubber. Let them train you to habitual belch and sweat. Let them enable you to be a lazy couch potato.
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When all of your friends decide you would look better as a 600 lb flabby behemoth rather than your lithe 120 lb self, so they set about systematically addicting you to fast food, sneaking gainer powder into your meals & directly stuffing your maw until you're too fat to move...
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 AM
When all of your friends decide you would look better as a 600 lb flabby behemoth rather than your lithe 120 lb self, so they set about systematically addicting you to fast food, sneaking gainer powder into your meals & directly stuffing your maw until you're too fat to move...
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"Accidentally" leaving the remote to the feeding tube out of reach.
"Accidentally" putting trace amounts of melatonin in the lard slurry to put you into a food coma while you continue to be stuffed with lard.
"Accidentally" waking up 3 days later and 400 lbs heavier...
"Accidentally" putting trace amounts of melatonin in the lard slurry to put you into a food coma while you continue to be stuffed with lard.
"Accidentally" waking up 3 days later and 400 lbs heavier...
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
"Accidentally" leaving the remote to the feeding tube out of reach.
"Accidentally" putting trace amounts of melatonin in the lard slurry to put you into a food coma while you continue to be stuffed with lard.
"Accidentally" waking up 3 days later and 400 lbs heavier...
"Accidentally" putting trace amounts of melatonin in the lard slurry to put you into a food coma while you continue to be stuffed with lard.
"Accidentally" waking up 3 days later and 400 lbs heavier...
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Conducting an orientation for new people in my office remotely with a Powerpoint on one display and a Picarto stream of a dragon getting inflated on the other, cursor shaking over the "Share Screen" button as I desperately try to remember which is "Screen Two"
December 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Conducting an orientation for new people in my office remotely with a Powerpoint on one display and a Picarto stream of a dragon getting inflated on the other, cursor shaking over the "Share Screen" button as I desperately try to remember which is "Screen Two"
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My half a trade with @bigbadger.bsky.social.
Keep tugging on the shirt bro, I’m sure it’ll fit eventually ;).
#fatfur
Keep tugging on the shirt bro, I’m sure it’ll fit eventually ;).
#fatfur
December 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
My half a trade with @bigbadger.bsky.social.
Keep tugging on the shirt bro, I’m sure it’ll fit eventually ;).
#fatfur
Keep tugging on the shirt bro, I’m sure it’ll fit eventually ;).
#fatfur
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You could say I softened up over the years...
December 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
You could say I softened up over the years...