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Food Enthusiast @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 1d

Slowing your cheetah friends' down by pushing fast food on them.

Stop your bunny buds' from hopping by addicting them to cakes and sweets.

Obliterating your lithe antelope companions' physiques by putting feeding hoses in their maws when they sleep.

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Food Enthusiast @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 8d

Let your BF turn you into a fat slob. Let them stuff you with burgers and cake until your lithe frame is consumed by sweaty fat folds and bulbous, encumbering blubber. Let them train you to habitual belch and sweat. Let them enable you to be a lazy couch potato.

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Food Enthusiast @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 13d

New manager at the restaurant that encourages employees to eat on the job, encourages employees to take food home with them, encourages employees to over-serve customers with extra patties and "free" nuggets.

New manager that wants to see EVERYONE balloon up to 500 lbs...

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Food Enthusiast @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 22d

Watching your scrawny lynx roommate actively gorge themselves up into permanent obesity. Watching them stuff themselves with 10K calories of fast food every day. Watching them actively UNDER-exercise so their muscles atrophy. Watching them get intentionally out of shape & flabby.

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Food Enthusiast @plokishmok3.bsky.social · 29d

Fast food company that leans into being fattening.

Fast food company that gloats about their 3k cal meals.

Fast food company that advertises the "expect" bump in your BMI when eating their food.

Fast food company that markets how intentionally addicting their greasy slop is.

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Food Enthusiast @plokishmok3.bsky.social · Sep 15

Sir Hiss whispering a curse that for every coin Robin Hood steals, he gains a pound, figuring soon enough he'll be too big to move and easily captured.

In reality, the curse just affected Robin's weight, not his nimbleness as he heists just as easily at 800 lbs of heroic flab.

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Food Enthusiast @plokishmok3.bsky.social · Sep 8

Reality altering you to be 500 lbs.

Reality altering you from a ex-athlete to full-time couch potato.

Reality altering you diet to consist of only fast food.

Reality altering your friends to be 500 lbs too.

Reality altering your life to revolve around eating and gaining.

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Food Enthusiast @plokishmok3.bsky.social · Sep 1

Tech engineer reprogramming the onboard AI to actively and rapidly fatten up the crew. Feeding tubes pulsing in 10K calories of fast-digesting AI-bioengineered lard a minute so that the rest of the crew will be too fat and pudgy to revert the system back before the "update".

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Food Enthusiast @plokishmok3.bsky.social · Aug 25

Montage of your favorite streamer steadily gaining weight as their career grows:

More time in front of the screen, less time at the gym.
More time live, less time cooking healthy meals.
More time gaming, more time ordering fast food.
More time streaming, more time to snack.

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Food Enthusiast @plokishmok3.bsky.social · Aug 18

Eat more today.
Gorge more today.
Stuff more today.
Glut more today.
Binge more today.

There's no reason to hold back, embrace the 800 lb glutton hidden deep inside of you and start eating like it, future fatty!

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Food Enthusiast @plokishmok3.bsky.social · Aug 11

Fat, out of shape Sonic wishing he could be the fastest on the planet again... Only for reality to alter and EVERYONE ELSE gains 800 lbs, making the hedgehog the only MOBILE being on the planet, and hence the "fastest" once again...

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Food Enthusiast @plokishmok3.bsky.social · Aug 4

Rabbit so gluttonous that even on a vegetable diet of carrots and celery, manages to plump up to 1200 lbs of sweaty, cellulite-riddled blubber...

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Food Enthusiast @plokishmok3.bsky.social · Jul 28

Bored wealthy royal directing his fleet of butlers and staff to do nothing but fatten him:

Perpetual, decadent meals prepped by the 150 cooks.

Sleep feeding team to ensure gains even as he snoozes.

Guards that carry him every to make sure to extra calorie is burned/wasted.

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Peameal @peameal.bsky.social · Jul 24

It's done! Meet Gary the hyena and Todd the cheetah. Having passed their Timiko weight management treatment, they've got a new, wider outlook on life. Time to have their cake and eat it, too!

Thank you @plokishmok3.bsky.social for your work, and for my silly interpretation of Gary and Todd. :D

A cartoon cheetah and hyena discuss some snacks for the road while gently leaning on a car.

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Food Enthusiast @plokishmok3.bsky.social · Jul 24

What a couple of lovely pudgeballs <3

Great job with this!

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Food Enthusiast @plokishmok3.bsky.social · Jul 22

Court order tube feeding. You WILL meet the quota whether its by your own paw or the paws of the state...

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Food Enthusiast @plokishmok3.bsky.social · Jul 21

Your hyper-wealthy, elitist BF ensuring you reach your weight goals by lobbying congress to MANDATE gaining among citizens who live on 12th Street with the name Jerry and are employed at Burger Palace...

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Food Enthusiast @plokishmok3.bsky.social · Jul 14

BF cupping your thick, jowel-like cheeks as you chewed another mouthful of cake, kneading the bulbous, girthy flesh between his own thick, sausage-like digits.

Deep down you knew that dating a gainer would mean you'd end up fat too... and deep down you were happy you were right.

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Food Enthusiast @plokishmok3.bsky.social · Jul 7

Sentient ship AI, bored on the long galactic voyage, deciding to just straight up start fattening up the crew, sneaking extra butter, sugar, and chemical additives to the replicator food and taking some digital enjoyment in seeing the once fit crewmembers balloon with pudge...

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Food Enthusiast @plokishmok3.bsky.social · Jul 1

Gaslighting your BF into believing he hasn't gained THAT MUCH weight recently, even though he doesn't realize that his "tight" fitting clothing has ALREADY been upsized twice by you: the once medium-jaguar is now starting to struggle to fit in XLs...

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Food Enthusiast @plokishmok3.bsky.social · Jun 23

If you're not cause the tires on your uber rides to flatten, collapsing park benches, overloading public elevators, and bolstering the local fork-life mobility assist industry in your area...

...Then you have A LOT OF EATING AND GAINING TO DO!

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Food Enthusiast @plokishmok3.bsky.social · Jun 17

Don't give him any ideas!!!

...Or do... ;)

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Food Enthusiast @plokishmok3.bsky.social · Jun 17

Being around so much high-end food can certainly be tempting for a power HUNGRY political advisor...

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Food Enthusiast @plokishmok3.bsky.social · Jun 16

Power-hungry royal advisor stuffing another turkey leg into the 650 lb king's mouth, adding to his growing immobility and knowing once the king was isolated on his royal mattress, the advisor would serve as the permanent mouth piece to the kingdom (and decision maker too)...

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Food Enthusiast @plokishmok3.bsky.social · Jun 10

Stuffing your face with triple stacked burgers.
Gorging on triple-beef burritos.
Binging on rolled up pizza pies.
Chowing down on double-chocolate cake.
Glutting on 10 lb bags of sugary candy.

Consume in excess. Indulge in gluttony.

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