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Nefarious "Pogna" Hexnificus, noted hoydon
@gaudymouse.bsky.social
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"Supreme Effervescent Cheerleader of the World" -a cab driver, 1993
- Anti-discourse. I'm not trying to discourt. You may find whimsy and stochastic terrorism here.
- fake writer
- admitted weirdo
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What in the hell
A partially completed Google search for "a river of f-" with the first result being "a river of frothy ejaculate quote"
November 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
An image of two cats fighting. One appears to have the other in a headlock. The text reads: everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Attack them. Now they're fighting two battles.
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Amagahd it's done! Here she is, Ramo the level 3 monk! Every thanks in the world to @ellatholmes.bsky.social who saved a commission spot for me for a few days and added/changed the things I brought up in feedback. She was transparent, kind, and awesome. 10/10 will work with her again.
A brown rabbit sitting up on her haunches. She's wearing a top hat with ear cutouts, which she got from the ghost of a deceased magician whose assistant was also a preteen-sized rabbit. Her ears poke from the sides of the hat, and the right ear is pierced with a small silver ring. Her face looks rabbit-neutral at a glance but a closer look reveals that she has taken a level of madness on account of her recklessness, naivete, and Terminally Lovecraftian Curiosity. She looks like she's up to something. Around her back left leg is a plain leather cuff, and around both ankles are cuffs with a spur on the back of each for slashing damage. At her right floats her Mage Hand clad in a white glove. It's performing a flourish and sparkles float above it. It's a perfect drawing, courtesy of @ellatholmes.bsky.social.
November 16, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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Oh my gosh it's happening! IT'S HAPPENING!!! @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social's book is coming! It's a rare treasure that won't be available again! Her art is so beautiful and in so lucky to be able to have this book! I cannot even begin to explain how excited I am right now. I mean I'm trying tho.
Screenshot of a notification reading "Zoop. Your Zoop (The Other Happy Place) order has been shipped! Image of a greyscale background made of what appear to be giant stacked stone blocks. In front of them stand five cracked sculptures of women in long dresses. Each has her face changed in some way to resemble parts of or whole insects. The first appears to have a butterfly emerging from a hollow where her face would have been. She appears to be pulling her head apart from the jaw. The second has what appears to be a partial arthropod leg emerging from her right eye, curled upward. The third is covering her eyes with her hands. From her mouth extend six arthropod legs. The fourth is wearing what appears to be a butterfly mask, its legs cupping her head at the sides and top. The fifth is only partially visible, the top of her head gone all the way down to ehr bottom lip. Several arthopod legs jut from the empty space in a Medusa-like way. Above them float four brightly glowing, rainbow-colored butterflies trailing luminescent particles.
November 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Made this while super high
The movie poster for Alien Vs Predator where the xenomorph's face is poorly covered by the face of Chuck Schumer and the predator's face is similarly poorly covered by the face of Big Brother. The text "Whoever wins, we lose" is left intact, but the title "Alien vs Predator" is replaced by the text "Senate Dems vs Literal Fucking Fascists".
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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The return of abogado toast. Goat cheese, abogado, smoked sockeye salmon. Yes I know abogado is lawyer. I also know avocado is aguacate or palta. Sí, yo sé!

The main point is it's so delicious yet still legal.
A dark green plate in which are two slices of toast spread with goat cheese and avocado, with a sprinkling of salt and pepper. Topping the toast are thin slices of salmon, with two more slices on the plate beside the toast.
November 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Yesss! Found a nice phone theme by an actual artist! I need to name this capybara.
A comic-style phone background featuring a cute cartoon capybara. In the first panel the capybara is on a swing with an orange maple leaf falling nearby. In the next panel, there are two trees, one red and one green, on a green hill against an orange background. The third panel is partially angled and is light green with greenish-gold apples on the ground as the capybara, in an orange scarf, sips something from a dome-lidded drink. In the fourth label it is sitting on a bench with a satchel, holding up an orange maple leaf. The final panel has a yellow background and the top of a green tree in the corner, with orange and yellow leaves in the air around it. There are three icons on the screen.
November 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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I'm sorry you're going through it, Diana. Here are a few pics of a couple of my pets. Hugs to you, friend. ❤️
Small tan dog wearing a grey coat, lying atop a dark grey hoodie on a white and red checkerboard floor. Small tan dog wearing a pink onesie with a frog face backpack, lying on a dog pillow with his head resting on the paw of a large black and tan brindle mastiff. Blurry white, grey, and black tabby cat lying on a grey surface, covered with a red blanket.
November 1, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Once again, my cat is wasting away from lack of sustenance. As you can see, there is no food in his bowl.
A grey cat dish with food everywhere, mounded against the sides of the bowl except a small circle in the middle where the bottom of the bowl is visible.
November 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Cairo loves Dru. Dru ostensibly loathes Cairo. For good reason, tbh. Still, they both want to sleep next to me so they grudgingly share a pillow. Cairo whiiiiines because Dru is taking up space on his (MY) pillow (that I've never been able to use even ONCE!). Dru growls. They eventually cuddle.
Against a red wall, a grey and black tabby and a small tan dog in a red and black plaid puffy jacket (which he does not want to let me remove) lie on a buckwheat pillow atop a bed. They aren't cuddling yet but they will be by the end of the night.
October 31, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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Sheesh. How's that going for you, Sadie? Can you afford to live now? Are you done financially struggling? Is this the change in the economy you wanted? No matter what we do, eh? I guess we will never know whether you'd be struggling if Harris was president. Oh well, Sadie.
A pencil drawing of a woman labeled "Sadie, White Female, 35". A white box below says "Show personal views" and is expanded to show "1: Favors 'Allowing gay and lesbian couples to marry legally', 2: Favors 'Tougher laws and regulations to protect the environment even if it raises prices or costs jobs', 3: Thinks abortion should be 'legal in most cases'". Below that are the words "Who do you think Sadie voted for?" with options for. Kamala Harris, Donald Trump, and "Did not vote". Kamala Harris is in red, and Trump is green, while did not vote is grey. The answer indicates she voted for a Trump. Below is a quote from Sadie: "America needs a change for the better in our economy. I cannot afford to live, and I'm tired of financially struggling no matter what we do." Acriss the bottom are the nunbers 1-16 highlighted in red or green depending on whether it was correctly guessed who was voted for.
October 29, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Adobo chicken and roasted broccoli success! There was originally much more chicken in the pan.
A pan with adobo sauce and three small chicken thigh pieces. There is a pair of green tongs visible. A green plate containing rice topped with adobo chicken and sauce, with roasted broccoli on the side there is a fork resting on the plate.
October 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Well, you *could* get a *little* more Marie Antoinette...
Painting depicting the execution of Marie Antoinette.
October 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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I couldn't help myself, Steve. I'm so sorry.
Screenshot of a Bluesky thread. ImGregory quotes a blocked thread saying "Oh yeah, they said out loud how they will normalize a dictatorship...gotta escalate the resistance to this-flood the zone!" Reply by Nefarious "Pogna" Hexnificus says "Gregory this is a thread about the movie Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever" with a link to the movie's imdb page.
October 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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I promise I'm looking ip silverware when I'm googling for an "8 inch spreader"
An eight and some change inch long electroplated nickel silver spreader, made by George Butler of Sheffield.
October 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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How it's going
#SurpriseStoryDevelopments
#FirstDraftFall #WeeknightWriters
A purple sticky note on top of a notebook page on which is written the answers to some writing questions. In black ink, the note reads, in all caps, "THIS CULT OF SPACE NUNS!!! WHYYYY!?" and has a very bad drawing at the bottom of a stick person on their knees with their arms outstretched, facing the sky with their mouth open as if yelling. In the bottom left corner of the drawing is a mass with several tentacles coming out of it, reaching for the stick person.
October 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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The toy the dog left out last night that I twisted my back stepping on. Suddenly here it is again, in the dark, in the middle of the slippery hardwood floor!!
A dog toy, light brown in color, hourglass-shaped with what appear to be handles on the ends. The "handles" are well-chewed and the corved toy is resting on its curved back, so that it will rock when stepped on.
October 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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I'm on week three or four of trying to perfect crispy roasted potatoes and this compliment is giving me life
A screenshot of a chat bubble saying "Also, these potatoes are going to live rent free in my head for the rest of my life.". There is a heart reaction emoji underneath the chat bubble.
October 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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This is so funny. It could be the same bunny!
Three bluesky posts, the top and bottom ones both showing photographs of bunnies. The middle post is about politics and therefore not relevant to this image about bunnies.
September 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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A post from Nancy Miller, reposting a fungus post from David Stevens. The post time is shown as 57 minutes ago. Below this post is the end of their feed.
September 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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The voices told me to
Screenshot of a white page with a small thumbnail image and the words "Order Summary. The Home We Remember (Ashcan Edition). $15.00. Qty:1" and at the bottom is a down facing arrow icon next to the words "Download Item"
September 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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No new pictures, where are you mentally?
A horrifying bronze statue of Nathan Bedford Forrest with wide, wild eyes and an open mouth. Below the face is the word "SCREMING" in all caps in orange letters with a blue outline.
August 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Bout to join a lawsuit. It's my first ever! How exciting. I mean, not really. It sucks. But I'm not okay with MY hard-written (terrible, awful) filth being used to train AI.
A screenshot from a page at The Atlantic, with a search box to find an author on LibGen. The text reads: Search for an author in LibGen. For instance, Stephen King, Min Jin Lee, or Fyodor Dostoevsky. Note that different spellings of the same name--"JK Rowling" (barf) versus) "J. K. Rowling" (barf again)--may produce different results. The search box contains the name "Constella Espj" and there is one result listed: Just the Tip: Short Stories of love and lust. A list of authors follows, including Aria Grace, L S Boot, Constella Espj, and Elaine Shuel.
August 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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YES! Dude I wrote a whole page that is a floppy sac of words and let me tell you, man, it was tough. I had to just imagine putting the appropriate punctuation. I need the little symbols!
A notebook page with messy writing depicting the "Am I Saramago?" writing exercise from Ursula Leguin's "Steering the Craft". The title on the page is "Am I Saramago? (no, God no I am not Saramago)". The block of barely legible text features no punctuation and no discernible methods to break up the text or show pauses and stopping points
August 14, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
A screenshot from Dune with Paul Atreides' head replaced with Anakin Skywalker's. The first panel says "what's in the box?" and the second panel says "Sand."
August 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM