Nefarious "Pogna" Hexnificus, noted hoydon
@gaudymouse.bsky.social
"Supreme Effervescent Cheerleader of the World" -a cab driver, 1993
- Anti-discourse. I'm not trying to discourt. You may find whimsy and stochastic terrorism here.
- fake writer
- admitted weirdo
- Anti-discourse. I'm not trying to discourt. You may find whimsy and stochastic terrorism here.
- fake writer
- admitted weirdo
Pinned
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE 🎉 ✨️ 🎉🎊 My Book Is Officially Out 🥂😍💃💃AND The Best Part Is It's #OpenAccess Can't Believe I am Starting 2025 as a Published Author 🤓🤓 6 Years of Hard Work has Officially Paid Off 🍾🍾🍾
Tweeting to myself
bsky.app/profile/ashk...
bsky.app/profile/ashk...
Update: he jumped up by my legs. Then proceeded to stand on my hip screeching until I uncovered my face at which point he rubbed his gross wet mouth and cold nose all over me. I love him but MY GLOB this man has to be in my face when I'm in bed. Whyyyyyyyyy? He's like a pet frenemy.
November 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Update: he jumped up by my legs. Then proceeded to stand on my hip screeching until I uncovered my face at which point he rubbed his gross wet mouth and cold nose all over me. I love him but MY GLOB this man has to be in my face when I'm in bed. Whyyyyyyyyy? He's like a pet frenemy.
There's a whole entire bed and the cat stands on the floor screaming next to my head before he jumps up to put his cold-ass feet and nose all over me. I put him behind me and he jumps down and returns to screaming near my head.
I block his access to my head. He just sits, screaming.
I block his access to my head. He just sits, screaming.
November 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
There's a whole entire bed and the cat stands on the floor screaming next to my head before he jumps up to put his cold-ass feet and nose all over me. I put him behind me and he jumps down and returns to screaming near my head.
I block his access to my head. He just sits, screaming.
I block his access to my head. He just sits, screaming.
Big time ew vibes
If your block finger is itchy this will help.
Whole lotta gross ugghery here
Whole lotta gross ugghery here
November 29, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Big time ew vibes
Played MTG once but it was super confusing so I settled for enjoying the card art and flavor text. No idea who Ashiok is but I really love the idea of them making basically evil lattes. They look so joyful doing it, too!
One must imagine their favorite characters helping them open when one works open on black Friday, so here's Ashiok making holiday lattes and putting negative energy into them
#ashiok #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgart #theros
#ashiok #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgart #theros
November 29, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Played MTG once but it was super confusing so I settled for enjoying the card art and flavor text. No idea who Ashiok is but I really love the idea of them making basically evil lattes. They look so joyful doing it, too!
Not this scene, but...
We have clearance, Clarence.
We have clearance, Clarence.
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Not this scene, but...
We have clearance, Clarence.
We have clearance, Clarence.
Reposted by Nefarious "Pogna" Hexnificus, noted hoydon
The cheapest labor comes from southeast asia. Every time you see a "free the hostages" zionist poster that includes the Thai hostages, you need to ask why Israelis are importing people from southeast asia to do their essential work for them instead of trying to understand zionist propaganda
November 29, 2025 at 11:26 AM
The cheapest labor comes from southeast asia. Every time you see a "free the hostages" zionist poster that includes the Thai hostages, you need to ask why Israelis are importing people from southeast asia to do their essential work for them instead of trying to understand zionist propaganda
A) "we Serve Man here"
B) holy shit Emo Philips is on Bluesky what the shmeckle? The internet is amazing wtf
B) holy shit Emo Philips is on Bluesky what the shmeckle? The internet is amazing wtf
November 29, 2025 at 11:44 AM
A) "we Serve Man here"
B) holy shit Emo Philips is on Bluesky what the shmeckle? The internet is amazing wtf
B) holy shit Emo Philips is on Bluesky what the shmeckle? The internet is amazing wtf
I enjoy this comparison and relate to it immensely. It's like a hobby that's really fun if I'm into it but it's more like "ehhh, then I have to do the stuff and gather the supplies and ugh, there has to be a spotter. What if I just listened to some music and got high instead?"
Sex as an urge vs sex as a hobby
November 29, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I enjoy this comparison and relate to it immensely. It's like a hobby that's really fun if I'm into it but it's more like "ehhh, then I have to do the stuff and gather the supplies and ugh, there has to be a spotter. What if I just listened to some music and got high instead?"
Cannot think of a thing right now but I'm interested to know other people's. I'm bad at everything!
One of my favorite ways to investigate people's subject matter expertise is to ask them to describe their competency in a simple phrase --
I (Can do / Have done) but (Can't do / Haven't done).
Give me something you feel is towards the top of your limits and something you think is beyond them.
I (Can do / Have done) but (Can't do / Haven't done).
Give me something you feel is towards the top of your limits and something you think is beyond them.
November 29, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Cannot think of a thing right now but I'm interested to know other people's. I'm bad at everything!
I commented on a video about AI writing slop, and this random lady launched into a whole defense of it. I saw that she was leaving loads of comments. Told someone they can be prideful and whatever about their writing but SHE has to pay rent AND she's disabled. She listed 1/2
November 29, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I commented on a video about AI writing slop, and this random lady launched into a whole defense of it. I saw that she was leaving loads of comments. Told someone they can be prideful and whatever about their writing but SHE has to pay rent AND she's disabled. She listed 1/2
Taking off a bra with cold hands is a 0/10 experience
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Taking off a bra with cold hands is a 0/10 experience
Many for real-real thanks to everyone who sent cute pictures to help me out of my news funk. It really helped me do a little brain reset. I'm so grateful for the wonderful people in my life!
November 29, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Many for real-real thanks to everyone who sent cute pictures to help me out of my news funk. It really helped me do a little brain reset. I'm so grateful for the wonderful people in my life!
Please send cute pics. I accidentally saw too much news
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Please send cute pics. I accidentally saw too much news
Reposted by Nefarious "Pogna" Hexnificus, noted hoydon
Folks with Diabetes!
There is an urgent recall on some FreeStyle Libre 3 and FreeStyle Libre 3 Plus sensors because they are showing false low glucose readings.
Check your sensor serial numbers at freestylecheck.com
There is an urgent recall on some FreeStyle Libre 3 and FreeStyle Libre 3 Plus sensors because they are showing false low glucose readings.
Check your sensor serial numbers at freestylecheck.com
Home | FreeStyle - Abbott
freestylecheck.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Folks with Diabetes!
There is an urgent recall on some FreeStyle Libre 3 and FreeStyle Libre 3 Plus sensors because they are showing false low glucose readings.
Check your sensor serial numbers at freestylecheck.com
There is an urgent recall on some FreeStyle Libre 3 and FreeStyle Libre 3 Plus sensors because they are showing false low glucose readings.
Check your sensor serial numbers at freestylecheck.com
Y'all we are living in a horror film disguised as a dystopian political intrigue thriller.
ICE is using Uber stickers in order to disguise themselves and kidnap people. Spread this for awareness!
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Y'all we are living in a horror film disguised as a dystopian political intrigue thriller.
It really is quite beautiful
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
It really is quite beautiful
Oh my gosh now I can search for desktop wallpapers again! It doesn't return results posted after 2022.
Thumbnail: pink slime with "Slop Evader" in drippy letters, followed by "search the internet before AI"
Link text: Slop Evader -- Tega Brain.
tegabrain.com/Slop-Evader
Thumbnail: pink slime with "Slop Evader" in drippy letters, followed by "search the internet before AI"
Link text: Slop Evader -- Tega Brain.
tegabrain.com/Slop-Evader
Slop Evader — Tega Brain
A browser extension for avoiding AI slop. Download it for Chrome or Firefox. This is a search tool that will only return content created before ChatGPT's...
tegabrain.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Oh my gosh now I can search for desktop wallpapers again! It doesn't return results posted after 2022.
Thumbnail: pink slime with "Slop Evader" in drippy letters, followed by "search the internet before AI"
Link text: Slop Evader -- Tega Brain.
tegabrain.com/Slop-Evader
Thumbnail: pink slime with "Slop Evader" in drippy letters, followed by "search the internet before AI"
Link text: Slop Evader -- Tega Brain.
tegabrain.com/Slop-Evader
Not stopping repping MELIA until she has found a home!
🎄 We just have to find MELIA a forever home by Christmas 🎄
Heres her bio. Shelter contact information is there. Please read it, maybe you're the one for her. If not repost. Her human is out there. We have to find them. 🤞
⬇️
24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/...
Heres her bio. Shelter contact information is there. Please read it, maybe you're the one for her. If not repost. Her human is out there. We have to find them. 🤞
⬇️
24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/...
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Not stopping repping MELIA until she has found a home!
I was hanging out at NG in the early days, before it got really big. Loved it and the community, and I loved seeing all the different animations. It's a shame that "progress" destroys.
Link text: How youtube ended web animation in the 2010s with one simple move.
youtube.com/shorts/DUk7u...
Link text: How youtube ended web animation in the 2010s with one simple move.
youtube.com/shorts/DUk7u...
How YouTube ended internet animation in the 2010s with one simple move #film #animation #newgrounds
YouTube video by Treehouse Detective
youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I was hanging out at NG in the early days, before it got really big. Loved it and the community, and I loved seeing all the different animations. It's a shame that "progress" destroys.
Link text: How youtube ended web animation in the 2010s with one simple move.
youtube.com/shorts/DUk7u...
Link text: How youtube ended web animation in the 2010s with one simple move.
youtube.com/shorts/DUk7u...
Erin's doing the thing again!
first holiday season after rescuing my dog, i got to thinking about whether or not she’d seen christmas movies before so i showed her some and here are her reactions: thread
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Erin's doing the thing again!
Oh geez I'd take my cat to the vet to get an allergy screening so I could find out exactly what proteins he's allergic to. I'd support more independent creators. I'd get my hair braided every other month. I'd get people holiday & bday gifts. I'd set up monthly charitable donations. I'd do a lot!
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Oh geez I'd take my cat to the vet to get an allergy screening so I could find out exactly what proteins he's allergic to. I'd support more independent creators. I'd get my hair braided every other month. I'd get people holiday & bday gifts. I'd set up monthly charitable donations. I'd do a lot!
Could Dagwood even?
My fiancée’s family has the most wonderful post-Thanksgiving tradition I lovingly refer to as the pastrami pile
November 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Could Dagwood even?
This thread is real as heck
I don’t know Latin, but The United States’ real motto is “Why Are You Yelling At Me”
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
This thread is real as heck
They can still save the deer meat!
Thumbnail: RFK Jr's face in the left and a bloody man's face on the right.
Link text: RFK Hospital: an original series inspired by the medical advice of RFK Jr | The Daily Show
youtu.be/HoMOdkqkhZc?...
Thumbnail: RFK Jr's face in the left and a bloody man's face on the right.
Link text: RFK Hospital: an original series inspired by the medical advice of RFK Jr | The Daily Show
youtu.be/HoMOdkqkhZc?...
RFK Hospital: An Original Series Inspired by the Medical Advice of RFK Jr. | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
They can still save the deer meat!
Thumbnail: RFK Jr's face in the left and a bloody man's face on the right.
Link text: RFK Hospital: an original series inspired by the medical advice of RFK Jr | The Daily Show
youtu.be/HoMOdkqkhZc?...
Thumbnail: RFK Jr's face in the left and a bloody man's face on the right.
Link text: RFK Hospital: an original series inspired by the medical advice of RFK Jr | The Daily Show
youtu.be/HoMOdkqkhZc?...
@profanity.accountant oh wow what's my tally?
November 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
@profanity.accountant oh wow what's my tally?