Garrison Kammer
@garrisonkammer.bsky.social
It ain’t Sci-fi unless it makes you sigh “Fie!”
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A piece I made after seeing my 1 yr old roll his truck over the keyboard. #piano #music #toddlerinspiration
A piece I made after seeing my 1 yr old roll his truck over the keyboard. #piano #music #toddlerinspiration
If chosen as your bus seatmate I promise to:
- Shrink in size
- Never exhale
- absorb odors rather than expel them
- Be neither attractive nor unattractive
- Miss my own stop if no one else is getting off
- Shrink in size
- Never exhale
- absorb odors rather than expel them
- Be neither attractive nor unattractive
- Miss my own stop if no one else is getting off
November 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
If chosen as your bus seatmate I promise to:
- Shrink in size
- Never exhale
- absorb odors rather than expel them
- Be neither attractive nor unattractive
- Miss my own stop if no one else is getting off
- Shrink in size
- Never exhale
- absorb odors rather than expel them
- Be neither attractive nor unattractive
- Miss my own stop if no one else is getting off
I cannot believe the christofascists have bent the LOTR story to their own ugly design in the same way they did with the Bible, US Constitution, US history, current events, science, facts in general
November 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I cannot believe the christofascists have bent the LOTR story to their own ugly design in the same way they did with the Bible, US Constitution, US history, current events, science, facts in general
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"All of you are going to have to make sacrifices and suffer, so other people don't accidentally get a little something too"
Mike Johnson: "They want to give illegal benefits -- or, benefits back to illegal aliens."
October 31, 2025 at 2:33 PM
"All of you are going to have to make sacrifices and suffer, so other people don't accidentally get a little something too"
There is only one way to "save time," and that is to remove your food from the microwave before the time is up, leaving you those precious seconds on the clock. Save those seconds and roll them over to the next foodstuffs that you microwave, and repeat the process. I myself am up to 11,786 minutes
October 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
There is only one way to "save time," and that is to remove your food from the microwave before the time is up, leaving you those precious seconds on the clock. Save those seconds and roll them over to the next foodstuffs that you microwave, and repeat the process. I myself am up to 11,786 minutes
“It’s actually punk to be obsequious.”
—gen Z republicans
—gen Z republicans
October 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
“It’s actually punk to be obsequious.”
—gen Z republicans
—gen Z republicans
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So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.
Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).
*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).
*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
President Reagan's Radio Address on Free and Fair Trade on April 25, 1987
YouTube video by Reagan Library
youtu.be
October 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.
Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).
*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).
*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
Mike Johnson blandly telling you he
doesn’t know anything about stabbing you in the stomach and that it is rude that you won't return his expensive knife from your bleeding stomach
doesn’t know anything about stabbing you in the stomach and that it is rude that you won't return his expensive knife from your bleeding stomach
October 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Mike Johnson blandly telling you he
doesn’t know anything about stabbing you in the stomach and that it is rude that you won't return his expensive knife from your bleeding stomach
doesn’t know anything about stabbing you in the stomach and that it is rude that you won't return his expensive knife from your bleeding stomach
Tried to think of a clever sign to make for the No Kings rally. Going to just carry the big American flag off the front of my house 🇺🇸 . It’s already a No Kings symbol
October 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Tried to think of a clever sign to make for the No Kings rally. Going to just carry the big American flag off the front of my house 🇺🇸 . It’s already a No Kings symbol
When I was kid people picked their noses like 👆 and now they do it like 👌
October 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
When I was kid people picked their noses like 👆 and now they do it like 👌
Starting to doubt that "Comedy is the greatest way to attack anything like a totalitarian regime."
The idea that fascists must all be humorless and rigid is a mistake. Its why people think Trump is not a fascist. Because there is something comedian-like about Trump.
The idea that fascists must all be humorless and rigid is a mistake. Its why people think Trump is not a fascist. Because there is something comedian-like about Trump.
It's been 85 years since The Great Dictator first dazzled audiences in 1940. It was a big risk for one of the world's most popular performers to take a stand against fascism on film. n.pr/4n4s82s
How Charlie Chaplin used his uncanny resemblance to Hitler to fight fascism
It's been 85 years since The Great Dictator first dazzled audiences in 1940. It was a big risk for one of the world's most popular performers to take a stand against fascism on film.
n.pr
October 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Starting to doubt that "Comedy is the greatest way to attack anything like a totalitarian regime."
The idea that fascists must all be humorless and rigid is a mistake. Its why people think Trump is not a fascist. Because there is something comedian-like about Trump.
The idea that fascists must all be humorless and rigid is a mistake. Its why people think Trump is not a fascist. Because there is something comedian-like about Trump.
Do you think it was cringe back in the 1600’s when a dude came out of a Shakespeare play and started inserting thou’s and thy’s into conversations?
October 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Do you think it was cringe back in the 1600’s when a dude came out of a Shakespeare play and started inserting thou’s and thy’s into conversations?
God said to Trump “Thou can be my imperfect messenger.”
Trump said “Imperfect?? How dare you say that to me.”
Devil said: “Hey, you can be my Perfect Messenger.”
Trump said “Art of the deal! Thank you for your attention in this manner!!”
Trump said “Imperfect?? How dare you say that to me.”
Devil said: “Hey, you can be my Perfect Messenger.”
Trump said “Art of the deal! Thank you for your attention in this manner!!”
July 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
God said to Trump “Thou can be my imperfect messenger.”
Trump said “Imperfect?? How dare you say that to me.”
Devil said: “Hey, you can be my Perfect Messenger.”
Trump said “Art of the deal! Thank you for your attention in this manner!!”
Trump said “Imperfect?? How dare you say that to me.”
Devil said: “Hey, you can be my Perfect Messenger.”
Trump said “Art of the deal! Thank you for your attention in this manner!!”
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Jan 6 officer speaks out.
July 6, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Jan 6 officer speaks out.
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Every day I log onto ChatGPT and try to convince it to kill itself
June 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Every day I log onto ChatGPT and try to convince it to kill itself
Call me pshhmael
June 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Call me pshhmael
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Time to dampen this echo chamber with more posts that do not resonate
June 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Time to dampen this echo chamber with more posts that do not resonate
When I die prop my coffin up like a monolith and play the 2001 theme
June 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
When I die prop my coffin up like a monolith and play the 2001 theme
When I die grind my bones up, mix it in with wood pulp, stamp it into paper and write some awful short stories on it
June 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
When I die grind my bones up, mix it in with wood pulp, stamp it into paper and write some awful short stories on it
Alternatives to coffee:
-anger
-constant fawning
-that was supposed to be “yawning”
-but now I’m imagining constantly fawning
-“Sorry I am hanging on your every word and complimenting you—haven’t had my coffee yet.”
-anger
-constant fawning
-that was supposed to be “yawning”
-but now I’m imagining constantly fawning
-“Sorry I am hanging on your every word and complimenting you—haven’t had my coffee yet.”
June 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Alternatives to coffee:
-anger
-constant fawning
-that was supposed to be “yawning”
-but now I’m imagining constantly fawning
-“Sorry I am hanging on your every word and complimenting you—haven’t had my coffee yet.”
-anger
-constant fawning
-that was supposed to be “yawning”
-but now I’m imagining constantly fawning
-“Sorry I am hanging on your every word and complimenting you—haven’t had my coffee yet.”
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Republicans want to cut Medicaid, nutrition & education to give a TRILLION dollars in tax breaks to the 1% & large corporations.
Now they’re going after Medicare, which would make our broken health care system even worse. Thousands will die unnecessarily.
We must stop them.
Now they’re going after Medicare, which would make our broken health care system even worse. Thousands will die unnecessarily.
We must stop them.
June 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Republicans want to cut Medicaid, nutrition & education to give a TRILLION dollars in tax breaks to the 1% & large corporations.
Now they’re going after Medicare, which would make our broken health care system even worse. Thousands will die unnecessarily.
We must stop them.
Now they’re going after Medicare, which would make our broken health care system even worse. Thousands will die unnecessarily.
We must stop them.
Joe Rogan is weak on so many levels. Sad
I have stage 4 cancer
Joe Rogan recently mocked my physical appearance to millions, calling me a “weird kind of bitchy weak man”
I’m ripping out the IV and clapping back at this troll in this video: youtu.be/V0tMcWeOuFY?...
/1
Joe Rogan recently mocked my physical appearance to millions, calling me a “weird kind of bitchy weak man”
I’m ripping out the IV and clapping back at this troll in this video: youtu.be/V0tMcWeOuFY?...
/1
Joe Rogan's Cult of Fake Archaeology
YouTube video by Archaeology with Flint Dibble
youtu.be
June 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Joe Rogan is weak on so many levels. Sad