spiritual surrealist
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Gen Hex Design Witch, libertine, greyhound cultist. FL born locally sourced gmo free queerdo🏳️🌈. Corvidesque collector of bones, shells & shiny rocks. Velveteen Trash Panda. Aposematic venomous crone. I Live Deliciously
Gen Hex Design Witch, libertine, greyhound cultist. FL born locally sourced gmo free queerdo🏳️🌈. Corvidesque collector of bones, shells & shiny rocks. Velveteen Trash Panda. Aposematic venomous crone. I Live Deliciously
January 4, 2026 at 5:54 PM
How long until it is us governors, senators and representatives he kidnaps?
January 4, 2026 at 12:00 PM
How long until it is us governors, senators and representatives he kidnaps?
Things most boomers don't know how to do:
- meaningfully apologize
- accept their own mortality
- competently run the American government
- trust younger generations to competently run the American government
- demonstrate basic empathy
- Tell reality from bullshit on the internet
- meaningfully apologize
- accept their own mortality
- competently run the American government
- trust younger generations to competently run the American government
- demonstrate basic empathy
- Tell reality from bullshit on the internet
It's 2026.
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
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Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
(Please add more below)
January 3, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Things most boomers don't know how to do:
- meaningfully apologize
- accept their own mortality
- competently run the American government
- trust younger generations to competently run the American government
- demonstrate basic empathy
- Tell reality from bullshit on the internet
- meaningfully apologize
- accept their own mortality
- competently run the American government
- trust younger generations to competently run the American government
- demonstrate basic empathy
- Tell reality from bullshit on the internet
January 2, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Having strong personal boundaries doesn't just mean with the people in your life. It also applies to your consumption of news and social media.
December 31, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Having strong personal boundaries doesn't just mean with the people in your life. It also applies to your consumption of news and social media.
December 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
December 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Good morning, Bluesky. The forecast is sunny with a chance of stare down, with late afternoon snoot boops moving in. #greyhound #sighthounds #skyhounds
December 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Good morning, Bluesky. The forecast is sunny with a chance of stare down, with late afternoon snoot boops moving in. #greyhound #sighthounds #skyhounds
Open up, Family! I'm here to demolish your wrapping paper and Table Scraps! #greyhound #sighthounds #skyhounds
December 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Open up, Family! I'm here to demolish your wrapping paper and Table Scraps! #greyhound #sighthounds #skyhounds
December 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Zephyr had his first #greyhound meet up today. Merry Christmas, buddy, I got you a whole pack of new friends! #sighthounds #skyhounds
December 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Zephyr had his first #greyhound meet up today. Merry Christmas, buddy, I got you a whole pack of new friends! #sighthounds #skyhounds
December 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Chimney inspector told me today that trades/small businesses are being ripped off by AI scammers when they completely copy their websites. Customer books online, rando shows up at the house, takes a deposit and then vanishes. So far the most successful implementation of AI has been criminal/fraud.
December 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Chimney inspector told me today that trades/small businesses are being ripped off by AI scammers when they completely copy their websites. Customer books online, rando shows up at the house, takes a deposit and then vanishes. So far the most successful implementation of AI has been criminal/fraud.
I thought this was going to be a sad rainbow bridge post but instead it's a delightful LGBTQIA grey. Have a grey day. #greyhound #sighthound #skyhounds
Scott Csoke, “Gay Puppy Running Away from Heterosexuality (Large)” (2025)
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December 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I thought this was going to be a sad rainbow bridge post but instead it's a delightful LGBTQIA grey. Have a grey day. #greyhound #sighthound #skyhounds
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Another tip for the Bluesky Discover people: posting a lot about my actual dog does not mean I’m interested in humans who pretend to be puppies for sex reasons. These are not the same thing at all. Please use context cues to separate these two very different topics.
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Another tip for the Bluesky Discover people: posting a lot about my actual dog does not mean I’m interested in humans who pretend to be puppies for sex reasons. These are not the same thing at all. Please use context cues to separate these two very different topics.
Happy Caturday, from Captain Nemo.
December 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Happy Caturday, from Captain Nemo.
Backseat drivers, you know? He just really wants to make sure that we know the way to the park. #greyhound #skyhounds #sighthounds
December 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Backseat drivers, you know? He just really wants to make sure that we know the way to the park. #greyhound #skyhounds #sighthounds
One commenter in here said that the only equality they know is their propensity for violence regardless of age, race, sex, national origin etc. I guess that's what they actually mean when they say that they don't care whether you are white black brown yellow or purple.
December 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
One commenter in here said that the only equality they know is their propensity for violence regardless of age, race, sex, national origin etc. I guess that's what they actually mean when they say that they don't care whether you are white black brown yellow or purple.
December 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
My family is doing Thanksgiving on Saturday so that we can all be together. My in-laws are out of town. I had friendsgiving invites. I'm staying home and marathon watching '80s fantasy movies!
a monkey is crawling out of a hole in the middle of a town .
ALT: a monkey is crawling out of a hole in the middle of a town .
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November 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
My family is doing Thanksgiving on Saturday so that we can all be together. My in-laws are out of town. I had friendsgiving invites. I'm staying home and marathon watching '80s fantasy movies!