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spiritual surrealist

@garnetgriffin.bsky.social

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💜Please like & share my work💜 Gen Hex Design Witch, libertine, greyhound cultist. FL born locally sourced gmo free queerdo🏳️‍🌈. Corvidesque collector of bones, shells & shiny rocks. Velveteen Trash Panda. Aposematic venomous crone. I Live Deliciously

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spiritual surrealist @garnetgriffin.bsky.social · 7h

The DNC slogan for 2028: Terms and conditions apply.

spiritual surrealist @garnetgriffin.bsky.social · 8h

Blessed #Samhain

spiritual surrealist @garnetgriffin.bsky.social · 2d

He's going to move the pillowfort to your house in that case!

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spiritual surrealist @garnetgriffin.bsky.social · 2d

If anyone needs Comrade Zephyr, he will be in his pillowfort bunker, ready to share Coziness with the People. But...bring the cookies. OUR cookies, okay? #greyhounds #sighthounds #skyhounds #dogs

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spiritual surrealist @garnetgriffin.bsky.social · 2d

Festive Halloween safety orange for Zephyr. This is his hiking gear for the woods during hunting season too. #greyhound #sighthounds #skyhounds

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spiritual surrealist @garnetgriffin.bsky.social · 3d

I'd so vote for a candidate that promised to make news boring again... that breaking news would happen maybe once a month instead of once an hour. Sick of people asking "are you paying attention"? Yes. Most often without my own consent. Your nervous system is being exploited for capital.

spiritual surrealist @garnetgriffin.bsky.social · 3d

Watching leftists attempt civil conversations with maga folks on TikTok. They seem to prevail when they just stick to asking people questions instead of defending their own positions. A great campaign strategy might be just asking "is your mental health better now than it was 8 years ago?"

spiritual surrealist @garnetgriffin.bsky.social · 3d

"still gotta win elections"
Is a great example of a thought ending cliche, too

spiritual surrealist @garnetgriffin.bsky.social · 4d

I'm doing the opposite. These are my last cats. They're amazing babies but I am over litter boxes and sold my soul to the Greyhound cult. At least as long as my meat suit allows it. 💜

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spiritual surrealist @garnetgriffin.bsky.social · 4d

We always talk about their speed but their agility is kind of crazy too

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spiritual surrealist @garnetgriffin.bsky.social · 4d

Yes and they will run directly at you until the very last second when they veer off to one side or the other. And you have to stay still because you don't know which way they're going to go and you don't want them to run into you. It's exhilarating and terrifying. They can turn on a dime.

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spiritual surrealist @garnetgriffin.bsky.social · 4d

And yet the amount of people who want to argue with me about it! It's not that your dog's not fast. It's just that my dog's only job is to be fast. 😆

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spiritual surrealist @garnetgriffin.bsky.social · 4d

Them: "My dog could probably keep up with yours"

Zephyr: "you may test that assumption at your convenience."

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spiritual surrealist @garnetgriffin.bsky.social · 6d

Post kayak hang in Ocala national Forest in the "free" state of Florida. Under my favorite tree species. #camping #therealflorida #outside

spiritual surrealist @garnetgriffin.bsky.social · 6d

Dear Forest service:Why TF you lyin?

spiritual surrealist @garnetgriffin.bsky.social · 7d

It's kinda giving "why do you make me hit you?”

I've heard this a lot from die hard conservatives lately... That they have no choice but to strike back because we've been explaining to them for the last decade how they're problematic. So their solution is to be... Aggressively problematic?

spiritual surrealist @garnetgriffin.bsky.social · 7d

Hyperlocal meme #jacksonville #jax

spiritual surrealist @garnetgriffin.bsky.social · 8d

"Why oh why is the fancy water dish dry?" Zephyr, probably. #greyhounds #skyhounds #sighthounds

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spiritual surrealist @garnetgriffin.bsky.social · 9d

Take your pick! It's all deserving of Crazy Ears and doin a Heckin Concern.

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spiritual surrealist @garnetgriffin.bsky.social · 9d

Zeph heard the news today, oh boy. #greyhound #dogs #skyhounds #sighthounds

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spiritual surrealist @garnetgriffin.bsky.social · 10d

Just FYI, spring used to be so good but they are no longer reliably shipping merch or paying creators. Currently waiting on a payout since september 4. I'm learning that Fourthwall might be a better option. Good luck!

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spiritual surrealist @garnetgriffin.bsky.social · 10d

Oh, OP. I want to warn you away from teespring. They don't ship their merch and they don't pay creators, either. Avoid! www.reddit.com/r/Teespring/

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Linkandy Corn @linkara.bsky.social · Sep 11

TEESPRING MARKETING E-MAIL: Your fans are waiting for your next product!

ME: I'm still waiting on my LAST payout from you people. And my next product is on my Storenvy. Where I get paid instantly. It's a bookmark.

atop-the-fourth-wall.storenvy.com/products/369...

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spiritual surrealist @garnetgriffin.bsky.social · 10d

Hi Jason, pls check out www.reddit.com/r/Teespring/
You might want to reconsider using Spring for print on Demand. Customers are not getting their merch in a timely manner and creators aren't receiving payouts. Good luck!

Post your Teespring t-shirts!

r/Teespring

www.reddit.com

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spiritual surrealist @garnetgriffin.bsky.social · 10d

Hi, I'm a creator formerly with Spring, and I think you should take a look at this before you become a victim of the scam that I and many other creators and customers experienced. I've been waiting on a payout since Sept 4, no eta. My customers waited MONTHS for orders.

www.reddit.com/r/Teespring/

Post your Teespring t-shirts!

r/Teespring

www.reddit.com

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