Cat, probably
@gandercat.bsky.social
Library clerk. Union member. Lesbian wife guy.
It's not a project until you've made a spreadsheet.
It's not a project until you've made a spreadsheet.
"so what if I told you the us government once tried that with ICBMs, hon-- honey, NO. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT TRAINS. TRAINS ARE *NOT* HORNY."
February 8, 2026 at 5:10 AM
"so what if I told you the us government once tried that with ICBMs, hon-- honey, NO. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT TRAINS. TRAINS ARE *NOT* HORNY."
Noping out of heated rivalry for a minute.
Shamefully coming out to a parent? That parent apologizing? That parent saying they're sorry they made you feel like you feel you had to hide yourself? Forgiveness? Acceptance?
Maybe I will give my father Ties That Bind when we leave. Maybe he'll get it
Shamefully coming out to a parent? That parent apologizing? That parent saying they're sorry they made you feel like you feel you had to hide yourself? Forgiveness? Acceptance?
Maybe I will give my father Ties That Bind when we leave. Maybe he'll get it
February 2, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Noping out of heated rivalry for a minute.
Shamefully coming out to a parent? That parent apologizing? That parent saying they're sorry they made you feel like you feel you had to hide yourself? Forgiveness? Acceptance?
Maybe I will give my father Ties That Bind when we leave. Maybe he'll get it
Shamefully coming out to a parent? That parent apologizing? That parent saying they're sorry they made you feel like you feel you had to hide yourself? Forgiveness? Acceptance?
Maybe I will give my father Ties That Bind when we leave. Maybe he'll get it
Lads, I think I'm fuckin depressed
January 28, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Lads, I think I'm fuckin depressed
the Literal Worst Thing about my dog is that he loves to lie down in the exact center of my bed and fall asleep there before I can even get comfortable and then can't be arsed to get out of the fucking way
January 27, 2026 at 1:18 AM
the Literal Worst Thing about my dog is that he loves to lie down in the exact center of my bed and fall asleep there before I can even get comfortable and then can't be arsed to get out of the fucking way
I've only started watching this week (highlights on jme while we have it after the plane years promo) but good god this is wild sumo is like what if wrestling was Actually Real holy ahit
January 25, 2026 at 5:03 PM
I've only started watching this week (highlights on jme while we have it after the plane years promo) but good god this is wild sumo is like what if wrestling was Actually Real holy ahit
AONISHIKI FUCKIN DID IT HELL YEAH
YOU GO YOU FUNKY LIL WHITE BOY
YOU GO YOU FUNKY LIL WHITE BOY
January 25, 2026 at 5:01 PM
AONISHIKI FUCKIN DID IT HELL YEAH
YOU GO YOU FUNKY LIL WHITE BOY
YOU GO YOU FUNKY LIL WHITE BOY
Reposted by Cat, probably
Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating
Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating
WASHINGTON—Calling the discovery the “clearest proof yet” of how the U.S. government was originally designed to function, archaeologists published new evidence Thursday that suggests the Capitol build...
theonion.com
January 18, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating
I think love might be parallel play.
I'm playing stardew valley and watching ds9 while she talks about mtg in vrc. This is wonderful
I'm playing stardew valley and watching ds9 while she talks about mtg in vrc. This is wonderful
January 18, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I think love might be parallel play.
I'm playing stardew valley and watching ds9 while she talks about mtg in vrc. This is wonderful
I'm playing stardew valley and watching ds9 while she talks about mtg in vrc. This is wonderful
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HIS MIDDLE NAME IS JORDT?
January 15, 2026 at 4:51 PM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HIS MIDDLE NAME IS JORDT?
Reposted by Cat, probably
🎵Come out La Migra goons
In your stumbling platoons
Tell your wives how you ate shit on ice for quotas
Tell her how despite your guns
all you ever did was run
from the cold and frozen streets of Minnesota!🎵
In your stumbling platoons
Tell your wives how you ate shit on ice for quotas
Tell her how despite your guns
all you ever did was run
from the cold and frozen streets of Minnesota!🎵
(now brainstorming 'Come Out ICE and CBP' after my wife played Black & Tans driving into town)
January 13, 2026 at 7:10 PM
🎵Come out La Migra goons
In your stumbling platoons
Tell your wives how you ate shit on ice for quotas
Tell her how despite your guns
all you ever did was run
from the cold and frozen streets of Minnesota!🎵
In your stumbling platoons
Tell your wives how you ate shit on ice for quotas
Tell her how despite your guns
all you ever did was run
from the cold and frozen streets of Minnesota!🎵
she doesn't have to love the mullet.
she just has to love YOU.
she just has to love YOU.
January 14, 2026 at 2:32 AM
she doesn't have to love the mullet.
she just has to love YOU.
she just has to love YOU.
MY WIFE DIDNT KNOW ABOUT TOM HARDYS MYSPACE PHOTOS???? LUCKY 10000
January 14, 2026 at 2:24 AM
MY WIFE DIDNT KNOW ABOUT TOM HARDYS MYSPACE PHOTOS???? LUCKY 10000
Whelp. A chunk fell off the building.
Again.
Again.
January 2, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Whelp. A chunk fell off the building.
Again.
Again.
if someone walked up to me and told me I've been dead for the past week and a half I can't say Id be happy but it would make sense
December 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
if someone walked up to me and told me I've been dead for the past week and a half I can't say Id be happy but it would make sense
Is there actually a place to vent the weird stuff stuck in your head or is that just wishful thinking
December 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Is there actually a place to vent the weird stuff stuck in your head or is that just wishful thinking
the people who say there's no good men haven't met the One good man
December 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
the people who say there's no good men haven't met the One good man
today's wisdom from patrons:
did you know that $30,000 is like 3 stacks of $10,000?
did you know that $30,000 is like 3 stacks of $10,000?
December 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
today's wisdom from patrons:
did you know that $30,000 is like 3 stacks of $10,000?
did you know that $30,000 is like 3 stacks of $10,000?
absolutely wild that Ralph Bakshi read Lord of the Rings and decided that only hobits and elves wear pants
December 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
absolutely wild that Ralph Bakshi read Lord of the Rings and decided that only hobits and elves wear pants
I hope everyone has a good day except that bastard who just tried to dump 100$+ worth of damaged books in our bookdrop and then tried to hassle everyone into letting them take out more despite the bills and the damage
December 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I hope everyone has a good day except that bastard who just tried to dump 100$+ worth of damaged books in our bookdrop and then tried to hassle everyone into letting them take out more despite the bills and the damage
How like a man. He takes a spot* ** a woman is supposed to be in.
*mine
**next to my wife
*mine
**next to my wife
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
How like a man. He takes a spot* ** a woman is supposed to be in.
*mine
**next to my wife
*mine
**next to my wife
don't get married. having a wife is like living with a goblin that is somehow half poorly behaved kitten and twice as expensive
December 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
don't get married. having a wife is like living with a goblin that is somehow half poorly behaved kitten and twice as expensive
My wife: oh my god
My wife: this is your last tissue
My wife:
My wife: *blows nose into tissue*
My wife:
My wife:
My wife: *puts it back in the box*
My wife: this is your last tissue
My wife:
My wife: *blows nose into tissue*
My wife:
My wife:
My wife: *puts it back in the box*
December 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
My wife: oh my god
My wife: this is your last tissue
My wife:
My wife: *blows nose into tissue*
My wife:
My wife:
My wife: *puts it back in the box*
My wife: this is your last tissue
My wife:
My wife: *blows nose into tissue*
My wife:
My wife:
My wife: *puts it back in the box*
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THE DOG NEEDS MULTIPARENT AUTHENTICATION TO COUCH CUDDLE
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THE DOG NEEDS MULTIPARENT AUTHENTICATION TO COUCH CUDDLE
Gritting my teeth and screaming through sobs as I hit the halfway point in the Sapling Cage
November 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Gritting my teeth and screaming through sobs as I hit the halfway point in the Sapling Cage