Gandalf Stormcrow
@gandalfstormcrow.bsky.social
Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I did not pass through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm.
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From here on, every time there is a news article or post with a picture that looks like this, it needs to be formally headlined :
“A SPOKESPERSON FOR PRESIDENT MUSK HAS TODAY ANNOUNCED………”
“A SPOKESPERSON FOR PRESIDENT MUSK HAS TODAY ANNOUNCED………”
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Q: Speaker Johnson is calling on the Senate to make revisions to this bill because he says it's doesn't adequately protect survivors
MASSIE: That's been a red herring all along. The survivors have always been in favor of this legislation. He's trying to save face.
MASSIE: That's been a red herring all along. The survivors have always been in favor of this legislation. He's trying to save face.
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Q: Speaker Johnson is calling on the Senate to make revisions to this bill because he says it's doesn't adequately protect survivors
MASSIE: That's been a red herring all along. The survivors have always been in favor of this legislation. He's trying to save face.
MASSIE: That's been a red herring all along. The survivors have always been in favor of this legislation. He's trying to save face.
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President Zelenskyy came to the White House, looking for help from his longstanding ally.
He was ambushed, humiliated and berated for not being grateful enough.
Prince Bone Saw bin 9/11 came to the White House, for the first time since he ordered the murder of Jamal Khashoggi.
He was revered.
He was ambushed, humiliated and berated for not being grateful enough.
Prince Bone Saw bin 9/11 came to the White House, for the first time since he ordered the murder of Jamal Khashoggi.
He was revered.
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
President Zelenskyy came to the White House, looking for help from his longstanding ally.
He was ambushed, humiliated and berated for not being grateful enough.
Prince Bone Saw bin 9/11 came to the White House, for the first time since he ordered the murder of Jamal Khashoggi.
He was revered.
He was ambushed, humiliated and berated for not being grateful enough.
Prince Bone Saw bin 9/11 came to the White House, for the first time since he ordered the murder of Jamal Khashoggi.
He was revered.
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Breaking: An Epstein survivor just silenced press conference attendees when she delivered the following remarks:
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Breaking: An Epstein survivor just silenced press conference attendees when she delivered the following remarks:
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
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November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
A sign of just how inefficient and incompetent this administration is, that it has taken so long for the files to be redacted to the point where the main star of the Epstein files and the current president has been safely erased from view to his satisfaction.
November 17, 2025 at 7:16 AM
A sign of just how inefficient and incompetent this administration is, that it has taken so long for the files to be redacted to the point where the main star of the Epstein files and the current president has been safely erased from view to his satisfaction.
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Don't forget the corrupt Supreme Court.
November 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Don't forget the corrupt Supreme Court.
Sub Saharan Africa, Cuba, ultra religious gulf emirates, ex soviet central Asian republics…and the United States of America.
The five places on Earth you find senile and doddering rulers in their 70s and 80s clinging to power and obscene wealth for as long as their societies will tolerate them.
The five places on Earth you find senile and doddering rulers in their 70s and 80s clinging to power and obscene wealth for as long as their societies will tolerate them.
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Sub Saharan Africa, Cuba, ultra religious gulf emirates, ex soviet central Asian republics…and the United States of America.
The five places on Earth you find senile and doddering rulers in their 70s and 80s clinging to power and obscene wealth for as long as their societies will tolerate them.
The five places on Earth you find senile and doddering rulers in their 70s and 80s clinging to power and obscene wealth for as long as their societies will tolerate them.
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Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores
You can’t make this shit up, folks
You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores
You can’t make this shit up, folks
You can’t make this shit up, folks
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Facts 💯💯👊🏻👊🏻🤣
October 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Facts 💯💯👊🏻👊🏻🤣
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck……maybe it is just a 34 times convicted felon, blatantly grifting taxpayer dollars to himself and his billionaire buddies whilst protecting republicans in the Epstein files and distracting his base with a war on black and brown skinned people.
October 31, 2025 at 11:14 PM
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck……maybe it is just a 34 times convicted felon, blatantly grifting taxpayer dollars to himself and his billionaire buddies whilst protecting republicans in the Epstein files and distracting his base with a war on black and brown skinned people.
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Popok: The blue states and cities effectively brought the cases. The red states are suffering, and their AGs are sitting on the sidelines. There’s no red state that brought a case. Think about that: not one red state attorney general brought a case to help prevent starvation and suffering. None.
October 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Popok: The blue states and cities effectively brought the cases. The red states are suffering, and their AGs are sitting on the sidelines. There’s no red state that brought a case. Think about that: not one red state attorney general brought a case to help prevent starvation and suffering. None.
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The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
October 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
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Imagine being one of the folks holding Americas massive debt…it bloated in Trump’s first term, then hyper-inflated in the first six months of his second. Watching him fund a domestic gestapo six times its original size and bail out Argentina for £40B..that debts never getting paid whilst he’s king…
October 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Imagine being one of the folks holding Americas massive debt…it bloated in Trump’s first term, then hyper-inflated in the first six months of his second. Watching him fund a domestic gestapo six times its original size and bail out Argentina for £40B..that debts never getting paid whilst he’s king…
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On a deadly serious note, the President cannot rely on external, private sources to fund spending as an end-run around Congress’ constitutional power of the purse. If he can, we no longer have a republic.
October 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
On a deadly serious note, the President cannot rely on external, private sources to fund spending as an end-run around Congress’ constitutional power of the purse. If he can, we no longer have a republic.
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I haven’t seen anyone talk about how Jane Doe - an Epstein survivor - just sued the Bank of New York Mellon for funding Epstein and failing to file a Suspicious Activity Report. A Mellon heir is the one who gave $130M to pay the troops. Seems bribey to me.
October 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I haven’t seen anyone talk about how Jane Doe - an Epstein survivor - just sued the Bank of New York Mellon for funding Epstein and failing to file a Suspicious Activity Report. A Mellon heir is the one who gave $130M to pay the troops. Seems bribey to me.
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"We are closing up Democrat programs that we disagree with, and they’re never going to open again.”
No, these are not Democratic or Republican programs—these are life-saving resources that help families make ends meet.
This is illegal & everyone will be harmed.
No, these are not Democratic or Republican programs—these are life-saving resources that help families make ends meet.
This is illegal & everyone will be harmed.
As the government shutdown drags on, Trump is using his leverage to shape it - The Boston Globe
President Trump and his top budget official, Russell Vought, are using their authority to inflict or spare pain where they deem appropriate.
www.bostonglobe.com
October 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"We are closing up Democrat programs that we disagree with, and they’re never going to open again.”
No, these are not Democratic or Republican programs—these are life-saving resources that help families make ends meet.
This is illegal & everyone will be harmed.
No, these are not Democratic or Republican programs—these are life-saving resources that help families make ends meet.
This is illegal & everyone will be harmed.
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Voter suppression.
Trump and MAGA are planning for permanent power. All in front of us.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/24/u...
Trump and MAGA are planning for permanent power. All in front of us.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/24/u...
Justice Department Will Monitor Elections in California and New Jersey
www.nytimes.com
October 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Voter suppression.
Trump and MAGA are planning for permanent power. All in front of us.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/24/u...
Trump and MAGA are planning for permanent power. All in front of us.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/24/u...
I wonder which of Trump’s behind closed doors two hour instruction sessions with Putin was the one where he was told to move the US aircraft carrier group from Europe to the Caribbean for a fake Venezuelan threat from fishing boats…?
October 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I wonder which of Trump’s behind closed doors two hour instruction sessions with Putin was the one where he was told to move the US aircraft carrier group from Europe to the Caribbean for a fake Venezuelan threat from fishing boats…?
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Good morning and happy Saturday to everyone. Anyone who will execute people at sea, do a flyover as victims speak out, send troops into cities he feels threatened by, deport people to third-country prisons, or illegally fire members of agencies ... will do anything to stay in power. Anything. 🚫👑
October 25, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Good morning and happy Saturday to everyone. Anyone who will execute people at sea, do a flyover as victims speak out, send troops into cities he feels threatened by, deport people to third-country prisons, or illegally fire members of agencies ... will do anything to stay in power. Anything. 🚫👑
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dear US friends, when a sitting president (re)builds the seat of government, it almost always means the president has no intention of leaving at the end of term. your African friends with decades of experience
October 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
dear US friends, when a sitting president (re)builds the seat of government, it almost always means the president has no intention of leaving at the end of term. your African friends with decades of experience
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If members of the United States military are truly being paid their salaries by a private individual, the American people should know who that individual is. Now.
October 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If members of the United States military are truly being paid their salaries by a private individual, the American people should know who that individual is. Now.