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Democrat leaders looking for "creative ideas" to fight ICE, I've got a crazy one called "go outside to where the shit is actually happening."
January 16, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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you, needing the light of prime Stone Cold Steve Austin: we could never overthrow a government

me, having received the light of prime Stone Cold: every Monday night for five years straight this nation cheered a man beating the shit out of his boss, we are ready www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL6N...
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin infiltrates Mr. McMahon's hospital room: Raw, Oct. 5, 1998
YouTube video by WWE
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January 14, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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Aaron Rodgers having luck on his side is just more proof that God has abandoned us
January 5, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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woke wheel route’s always open
every victory speech is like “to those that did not vote for me just know i will work with you”

nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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[playing poker]

FRIEND: I’m all in

ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too

FRIEND: um, a pair of kings

ME: you bet we are
December 17, 2024 at 11:08 PM
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Idk who needs to hear this, but you're not going to find your place at a table where you're too busy trying to serve everyone
August 4, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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No distinct points to be made when compared to everyone else on my timeline: Hulk Hogan’s recorded racism along w/ the full MAGA embrace within the last year was enough to let everyone know how fucking terrible of a person he was. Zero doubt.

Wrestling icon, sure. But this is what he was at the end
July 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Oh Hulk Hogan died? Good. Fuck him.
July 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Who knew a wrestling show in the Middle East would have any issues after the US just bombed a country there.
WWE production employees that traveled early for Night of Champions reportedly stuck at airport in Qatar nodq.com/news/wwe-pro...
June 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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kermit the frog has done nothing wrong to deserve the patrick mahomes comparisons
February 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Grimace but pronounced like Versace.
February 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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What it's gonna feel like to post about sports on social media for the next four years
January 20, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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Is it possible for a place to be haunted if no one died?
WWE’s old “Titan Towers” headquarters has been sold with plans to covert it into an apartment complex https://nodq.com/news/wwes-old-titan-towers-headquarters-has-been-sold-with-plans-to-covert-it-into-an-apartment-complex/
January 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM