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Gabriel Snyder
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Editorial Director, Newsweek Nexus Previously: Publisher & EIC of The Fine Print, EIC of The New Republic, Editor of The Atlantic Wire, EIC of Gawker, Reporter at Variety, Reporter at The New York Observer, etc.
the only time I ever took a photo assignment (never published) just popped up in my Apple Photos: Gay Talese in his office in 2012
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
A chatbot experiment:
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
who among us has not googled “zip ties near me”?

www.thehandbasket.co/p/rep-jeff-v...
NJ GOP congressman's former staffer charged in staged MAGA attack
Natalie Greene worked for Rep. Jeff Van Drew and had body modifications to make it appear she'd been assaulted.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 20, 2025 at 3:48 AM
A huge tell that this person doesn’t know their stuff is they repeatedly equate the dot-com boom and bust with advertising. But that bubble was about e-commerce and the problem was startups like Pets.com spent more money on ads than they could make selling things online.
This is the most ridiculous article I could possibly have imagined anyone could write.

“AI is energy and therefore opposing AI is opposing thermodynamics” has to be the most nonsense take I have seen about AI.
Btw I saw it linked to from this similar utter nonsense www.forbes.com/sites/jasons...
November 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Pretty sad that this even needs saying www.schwab.com/learn/story/...
Charles Schwab
www.schwab.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
“You know that woman who everyone thought was inappropriately young for me to be dating? Well, let me give you the real scoop on her: She’s got a thing for older men. I know! Can you believe it?!”
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Reposted by Gabriel Snyder
It’s raining in Vegas
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Jennifer Garner saying “I could get used to this” in a Capital One Lounge may be the least believable line in a TV ad I’ve ever seen.
November 16, 2025 at 3:34 AM
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
The best way I know to summarize the various speculative booms of the last couple of decades is that we keep passing orders of magnitude in money.
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
An annoying part of Twitter has migrated to Bluesky: hyperbolic responses to display copy because no one reads articles anymore.
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Update: "After these last three days in Washington, I am more convinced than I have ever been
that we are moving towards some kind of totalitarianism — or at best, authoritarianism," said Dreher.
talkingpointsmemo.com/news/jd-vanc...
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
My first summer job at 13 was at a car wash. It sucked: the work was hard, in the sun all day, and the pay was like $3/hr. A lot of the guys I worked with had just gotten out of jail. How twisted must your moral compass be if you pass a car wash and think “F— those freeloaders!”
November 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This headline didn’t age well
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Someday “Westworld” is going to be available for streaming again, and it’s gonna blow people’s minds.
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Straight Outta Pottersville
Trying to think of a worse idea but I'm coming up short
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Fun fact I like to repeat every time the “filibuster” is all over my feed: the fist use of the word in US politics was 19th century private citizens who were raising armies to invade and take over Latin American countries.
November 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
This encapsulates the anti-Mamdani movement: He’s not the good guy he seems! Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?

www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
Opinion | Zohran Mamdani drops the mask
The mayor-elect divides New Yorkers into two groups: the oppressed and their oppressors.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Well, thank you, PBS. It does actually feel like a pigeon nature documentary kind of night, after all.
November 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The thing the “people are fleeing NYC” and “I’d never live in NYC” crowd doesn’t know is that all New Yorkers love the fact that most people think it’s crazy to live here and wouldn’t know how. Because they’re not New Yorkers. Related: the best thing New York is good at is making new New Yorkers.
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I buy stuff off Amazon more than I'd like to admit, so pretty familiar with their billion-dollar "shopping experience" and I can't say any of these would be the first thoughts to come to my mind about it assets.aboutamazon.com/2d/47/680122...
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The New York Times once had one of the loudest voices in NYC local politics, especially on Democratic primaries, but ... if the 2025 mayoral race has proven anything, it's that the paper of record is now the view from Montclair.
www.newsweek.com/conventional...
Conventional Wisdom: Election day morning edition
Featuring The New York Times, Zohran Mamdani, Curtis Sliwa, Andrew Cuomo, the "oligarchy," and sports fans.
www.newsweek.com
November 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
“I wouldn’t like for anything terrible to happen to this nice city you have going, you know what I mean?”
November 4, 2025 at 3:51 AM
American history is kind of simple: The Declaration of Independence said “all men are created equal” and Americans have been arguing about it ever since.
November 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
TIL: New York royal title namesakes Duke of York and Duke of Albany have both been tossed onto the British monarchy's ashheap of history. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/royals/...
Duke of York title will 'likely disappear' after Andrew scandal
The name Duke of York, first granted in 1385, has traditionally been reserved for the second son of the king. Now it;s future hangs in the balance - after Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor's scandal.
www.dailymail.co.uk
November 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM