Gabrielle
@gabbklein.cryptoanarchy.network
Mom, word nerd, ADHD, she/her. These are a few of my favorite things: curiosity, creativity, nourishment, beauty, and humor.
This isn't true.
What is true is that hominy is the locative case of homunculus.
What is true is that hominy is the locative case of homunculus.
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 AM
This isn't true.
What is true is that hominy is the locative case of homunculus.
What is true is that hominy is the locative case of homunculus.
Soap mummies is a new one to me 😳
November 11, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Soap mummies is a new one to me 😳
My husband has done marketing for chambers of commerce for years, and their events are always awful.
I did get to go to a white house Christmas party because of him, though, so it kind of balanced out.
I did get to go to a white house Christmas party because of him, though, so it kind of balanced out.
November 11, 2025 at 6:41 AM
My husband has done marketing for chambers of commerce for years, and their events are always awful.
I did get to go to a white house Christmas party because of him, though, so it kind of balanced out.
I did get to go to a white house Christmas party because of him, though, so it kind of balanced out.
Haha, I have just about the same career arc (and observation) as you.
Instead of tech, I'm in digital communications.
Instead of tech, I'm in digital communications.
November 11, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Haha, I have just about the same career arc (and observation) as you.
Instead of tech, I'm in digital communications.
Instead of tech, I'm in digital communications.
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I got this useful bon mot from a middle school teacher recently.
In response to, “I DONT UNDERSTAND,” he calmly said, “okay what steps have you taken to understand?”
And that’s when I realized that a lot of folks have no steps.
In response to, “I DONT UNDERSTAND,” he calmly said, “okay what steps have you taken to understand?”
And that’s when I realized that a lot of folks have no steps.
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I got this useful bon mot from a middle school teacher recently.
In response to, “I DONT UNDERSTAND,” he calmly said, “okay what steps have you taken to understand?”
And that’s when I realized that a lot of folks have no steps.
In response to, “I DONT UNDERSTAND,” he calmly said, “okay what steps have you taken to understand?”
And that’s when I realized that a lot of folks have no steps.
Oh, your new holiday 'Christmas' has 12 days, 4 more than Hanukkah's 8?
Mmm, how bout that, what a coincidence.
Mmm, how bout that, what a coincidence.
November 11, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Oh, your new holiday 'Christmas' has 12 days, 4 more than Hanukkah's 8?
Mmm, how bout that, what a coincidence.
Mmm, how bout that, what a coincidence.
NOAA and boats go way back.
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
NOAA and boats go way back.
It's me! I'm a few dozen people!
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
It's me! I'm a few dozen people!
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Tesla engineer was concerned about known thermal runaway problems in the batteries, elon and his head of security concoted a mass shooter threat pretending to be him, leaked it to the press and got a bolo issued to tried to get him swatted, Elon then stiffed his head of security
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Tesla engineer was concerned about known thermal runaway problems in the batteries, elon and his head of security concoted a mass shooter threat pretending to be him, leaked it to the press and got a bolo issued to tried to get him swatted, Elon then stiffed his head of security
Wait, you cut off the full explanation. Was his dura mater ALSO stuck in his foreskin?
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Wait, you cut off the full explanation. Was his dura mater ALSO stuck in his foreskin?
I tried to just have a one night stand with the sun, but it never even showed up. 😞
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I tried to just have a one night stand with the sun, but it never even showed up. 😞
When I was younger, I just accepted that I would lose anything and everything, and it didn't really bother me.
Now that I'm older and I've developed really good systems for managing my stuff, losing something makes me have a goddamn breakdown. It takes over my entire life 😭
Now that I'm older and I've developed really good systems for managing my stuff, losing something makes me have a goddamn breakdown. It takes over my entire life 😭
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 AM
When I was younger, I just accepted that I would lose anything and everything, and it didn't really bother me.
Now that I'm older and I've developed really good systems for managing my stuff, losing something makes me have a goddamn breakdown. It takes over my entire life 😭
Now that I'm older and I've developed really good systems for managing my stuff, losing something makes me have a goddamn breakdown. It takes over my entire life 😭
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He may as well have just said:
“You know, history teaches us that the path to authoritarianism is littered with the carcasses of those who concluded that the fight was just too hard, and we’ve decided to cast ourselves on the pile now, while the good spaces are still available.”
“You know, history teaches us that the path to authoritarianism is littered with the carcasses of those who concluded that the fight was just too hard, and we’ve decided to cast ourselves on the pile now, while the good spaces are still available.”
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
He may as well have just said:
“You know, history teaches us that the path to authoritarianism is littered with the carcasses of those who concluded that the fight was just too hard, and we’ve decided to cast ourselves on the pile now, while the good spaces are still available.”
“You know, history teaches us that the path to authoritarianism is littered with the carcasses of those who concluded that the fight was just too hard, and we’ve decided to cast ourselves on the pile now, while the good spaces are still available.”
Welcome to the club!
(It's a terrible club. Downright depressing.)
(It's a terrible club. Downright depressing.)
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Welcome to the club!
(It's a terrible club. Downright depressing.)
(It's a terrible club. Downright depressing.)
Maybe only virgins pure of heart can see it. 🥺
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Maybe only virgins pure of heart can see it. 🥺
Across my lifetime, I'd say there's very little of what I've done out of bed that I haven't also done in bed.
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Across my lifetime, I'd say there's very little of what I've done out of bed that I haven't also done in bed.