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Views expressed are entirely those of my boss. Follow me for opinions you will come to realise are all factually correct
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this is a professional account now so I'm going to have to get rid of the pinned threat to murder anyone who unfollows this account. But just so you know, it lives on in my heart
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
The Steam website is down again--that's okay, I'll still keep drinking that garbage.
December 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
tis the season for installing security updates on your parents PC
December 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Christmas is psyop,, by E squadron to subvert "festivities"
December 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
american: I need to get my bloodwork done
normal person: you need what??
american: my bloodwork
normal: wtf????
December 24, 2025 at 10:24 AM
feels like it should be illegal for a phone to send me hundreds of notifications in a day, calm the fuck down
December 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Still time to get Trump: "some very fine people were in the Epstein files" on the 2025 bingo card
December 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years
December 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
decided to exclude #aiart from the glitchart feed, sick of it
December 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
wrapped but for all the shitty news in 2025
December 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
30-40 something year old lads from the UK who thought skibidi was a reference to the drumnbass MC "skibadee" all this time and they’re slowly learning that fact. And are very, very pissed off.
December 19, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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When you get spaghettified by a black hole, the That's All Folks song from Looney Tunes plays
December 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
gulping down a Dr pep then making a noise like a horny walrus in the morning
December 18, 2025 at 8:13 AM
what's the last positive thing that happened? I mean globally
December 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Logged myself out of the house
December 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Girl, this data is critical, won't you back that NAS up?
December 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I am just going to rewatch The Wire and I might be some time
December 14, 2025 at 12:14 PM
knowing that probably nothing is going to happen is a key tenet in the British outlook and that explains so much
December 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
the fear of what might happen is a foundational pillar in American society
December 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it
December 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
not everything needs to have an Unwrapped, firefox plz
December 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
the existence of Newnham implies the existence of Nham or Oldnham #cambridgetingz
December 11, 2025 at 8:37 AM