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Moist Owlet (Flushable)
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Husband to an adorable Bride, Father to a witty child, Owner of the worst puns and the best pets.

Also Quite Bad At Chess.
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🚨 2025 HOBBIES & MEDIA 🚨

This pinned post is where I will *attempt* to organize and consolidate items related to hobbies (miniature modeling & painting, board games, playing music), and media (books, movies, TV, drawing, writing text or music).
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Me, in tears, wondering why there’s no little lion dogs walking on my back:

What do you MEAN it’s not “shihtzu” massage???
November 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Oh, man.

Carolina’s social media manager went there yesterday.
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The Academy Award statuette should have its face shaped to resemble Oscar Isaac.
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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The effort that a whole bunch of very talented artists put into making Warhammer what it is: not silly.

The setting itself: delightfully absurd.
November 17, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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IT COULD BE MONOPOLY MONEY, SUCH PRETTY COLORS
BESSENT: “THE $2,000 DIVIDEND COULD COME IN LOTS OF FORMS… IT COULD BE JUST THE TAX DECREASES. IT COULD BE NO TAX ON TIPS.”
November 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
OMG MINOR LEAGUE HOCKEY IS GLORIOUS
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
We’ve got 6 wins so far.

Upcoming games include the entire NFC West (except Arizona), New Orleans again, and Tampa Bay twice.

I think we can squeak two more wins out of that schedule. Maybe even three wins, which would mean a winning season for the first time since 2017.
I’m gonna go out on a limb and predict a ceiling of 8 wins for this upcoming season.

#NFL #Carolina #Panthers #CarolinaPanthers #KeepPounding
November 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The made five of these?

Does each one have a Kevin Sorbo cameo?
okay, here goes nothing!

(feel free to mute this top level thread)
Should i do a live-thread of me working my way through God's Not Dead 5?
November 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt walked* so Tom Holland could run**

*Lip-synced “Superbass” for late-night audiences.

**Lip-sync and dance to “Umbrella” for the world.
April 11, 2024 at 11:40 PM
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Tom Hardy has appeared as Venom in more films than Andrew Garfield has appeared as Spider-Man.
November 1, 2024 at 10:44 PM
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Marty McFly (genderswapped): McKenna Grace

Doc Brown: Sterling K. Brown

Biff Tannen: Tom Holland
January 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Mt Dew is kinda like eel sushi or a Tom Collins.

I get a craving about once or twice a year, but anything more than that is unappealing.
May 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Watching a social hobby club evolve into an insular in-group, begin dabbling in dangerous tactics, then get overtaken by the criminal elements it harbored within its own structure is a familiar story to former Republicans.

In this analysis of Jeff Nichols’ THE BIKERIDERS (2023), I will…

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November 23, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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Fire Zac Taylor.
November 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Currently listening the audiobook version of “MCU” by Joanna Robinson & Dave Gonzales, and Tim Roth sounds like a fun person to work with.
November 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Is it wrong that I read poasts by @rincewind.run in @swolecialism.bsky.social’s voice?
November 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
brb, trying to get chuds and MAGAs to start displaying the Flehmen response to make them more easily identifiable and avoidable.
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
And the Prosecutors are assembled as well.
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Unbelievable that he can be bought for a Rolex.

Hold out for a Vacheron Constantin or something.
“Apple set the tone” when Tim Cook gave Trump an engraved, glass disc. This week, the Swiss delegation gave him a “special Rolex desktop clock” and a $130,000 gold bar.

“.. It was tough to beat Apple, but the Swiss did it," an administration official told @axios.com

www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
As promised, the group shots of all ten Stormcast Eternal Liberators.
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I don’t know who Sarah Kudzu-Zordon and I refer to learn.
November 15, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Last night, rereading The Two Towers, I came across the word HALE, and while I've encountered the (now rather archaic) term plenty of times before, this time it clicked that HALE is to HEALTH as WIDE is to WIDTH and LONG is to LENGTH, etc.
November 15, 2025 at 11:19 AM