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Moist Owlet (Flushable)
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Husband to an adorable Bride, Father to a witty child, Owner of the worst puns and the best pets.

Also Quite Bad At Chess.
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Oh, man.

Carolina’s social media manager went there yesterday.
Image from the Carolina Panthers Instagram account showing an overhead view of the Atlanta Falcons stadium. The stadium is filled with a finely granulated substance, and has a giant scoop leaning on the side. It’s a litterbox.
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Mostly like this:
Image of new Maggtkon of Nurgle models that are forthcoming from Games Workshop.
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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And the Prosecutors are assembled as well.
Photo of three Stormcast Eternal Prosecutor model from Games Workshop’s Warhammer: Age of Sigmar. They are large-ish armored fantasy knights, two of which with spears in their right hands, and the third with a long trident. All three are carrying small round buckler-type shields on their left arms. They are all posed atop pieces of stone ruins, either leaping into the air, or perhaps descending upon an enemy from above. On their backs are armored constructed wings, billowing with ethereal flames. #GW #Warhammer #WarhammerAgeOfSigmar #AgeOfSigmar #WHAoS #AoS #Order #Stormcast #StormcastEternals #Prosecutor #Nerdlings
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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As promised, the group shots of all ten Stormcast Eternal Liberators.
Photo of five Stormcast Eternal Liberator models from Games Workshop’s Warhammer: Age of Sigmar. They are large-ish armored fantasy knights, each carrying a warhammer in their right hands, and left arms hefting shields (held on with Blue-Tac). Four of the five have stones, a skull, or other detritus on the base in front of them. The two in the front are in focus. A bare-headed woman, and a bare-headed man. The three in the back are a bit fuzzy. A bare-headed man, a helmeted woman, and a helmeted man. #GW #Warhammer #WarhammerAgeOfSigmar #AgeOfSigmar #WHAoS #AoS #Order #Stormcast #StormcastEternals #Liberator #Nerdlings Photo of five Stormcast Eternal Liberator models from Games Workshop’s Warhammer: Age of Sigmar. They are large-ish armored fantasy knights, each carrying a warhammer in their right hands, and left arms hefting shields (held on with Blue-Tac). Four of the five have stones, a skull, or other detritus on the base in front of them. The two in the front are a bit fuzzy. A bare-headed woman, and a bare-headed man. The three in the back are in focus. A bare-headed man, a helmeted woman, and a helmeted man. #GW #Warhammer #WarhammerAgeOfSigmar #AgeOfSigmar #WHAoS #AoS #Order #Stormcast #StormcastEternals #Liberator #Nerdlings Photo of five Stormcast Eternal Liberator models from Games Workshop’s Warhammer: Age of Sigmar. They are large-ish armored fantasy knights. One is armed with single long-handled two-handed warhammer, while the others are each wielding two one-handed warhammers. Four of the five have stones, a skull, or other detritus on the base in front of them. The two in the front are in focus. A helmeted woman, and a helmeted man. The three in the back are a bit fuzzy. A bare-headed woman, a helmeted man, and a bare-headed man. #GW #Warhammer #WarhammerAgeOfSigmar #AgeOfSigmar #WHAoS #AoS #Order #Stormcast #StormcastEternals #Liberator #Nerdlings Photo of five Stormcast Eternal Liberator models from Games Workshop’s Warhammer: Age of Sigmar. They are large-ish armored fantasy knights. One is armed with single long-handled two-handed warhammer, while the others are each wielding two one-handed warhammers. Four of the five have stones, a skull, or other detritus on the base in front of them. The two in the front are a bit fuzzy. A helmeted woman, and a helmeted man. The three in the back are in focus. A bare-headed woman, a helmeted man, and a bare-headed man. #GW #Warhammer #WarhammerAgeOfSigmar #AgeOfSigmar #WHAoS #AoS #Order #Stormcast #StormcastEternals #Liberator #Nerdlings
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Okay, I admit it! I got carried away!
Photo of a Stormcast Eternal Lord-Vigilant-on-Gryph-Stalker model from Games Workshop’s Warhammer: Age of Sigmar. He is a large-ish armored fantasy knight, with ornate armor, and a comically large billowing cloak. His right hand is extending a battle-axe streaming arcane fire, as his left hand holds the reins of his mount. The Gryph-Stalker mount has a cat-like body, with feathered flanks, a bird’s head, and front limbs ending in bird-like talons. It is likewise armored. They are standing atop the ruins of a lost civilization. #GW #Warhammer #WarhammerAgeOfSigmar #AgeOfSigmar #WHAoS #AoS #Order #Stormcast #StormcastEternals #LordVigilant #GryphStalker #Nerdlings
November 15, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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I’m almost done assembling the Liberators, and a group photo will follow soon.

But I had to put one of these Prosecutors together.

They’re so cool.
Photo of a Stormcast Eternal Prosecutor model from Games Workshop’s Warhammer: Age of Sigmar. He is a large-ish armored fantasy knight, with a spear in his right hand, and his left arm lifted to support a small round buckler-type shield. He is posed atop a piece of stone ruins, either leaping into the air, or perhaps descending upon an enemy from above. On his back are armored constructed wings, billowing with ethereal flames. #GW #Warhammer #WarhammerAgeOfSigmar #AgeOfSigmar #WHAoS #AoS #Order #Stormcast #StormcastEternals #Prosecutor #Nerdlings
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Phantom of the Opera, you say?
“Skeletor Jokes On You I’m Into That” Meme.
November 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Photo of a grey-and-white Shitzu mix flopped sideways across the foot of a bed.
November 13, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Telling kids that these are Don Quixote cookies, the traditional treat for celebrating Cervantes.
Photo of “Windmill Cookies” (aka speculaas or speculoos).
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Central Kentucky, too!
Photo showing the aurora borealis in the night sky above some row houses on a ridge behind trees. The sky is shimmering purple, pink, light green. Photo showing the aurora borealis in the night sky above some row houses on a ridge behind trees. The sky is shimmering mostly purple and pink, with a hint of light green.
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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My first Stormcast Eternal.

A single Liberator. Just assembled, not primed yet.

First time doing anything hobby-related in months.
Photo of a Stormcast Eternal Liberator model from Games Workshop’s Warhammer: Age of Sigmar. He is a larger armored fantasy knight, with a warhammer in his right hand raised above his head, his left arm posed for the shield that I laid next to him. A skull is on the base in front of him. #GW #Warhammer #WarhammerAgeOfSigmar #AgeOfSigmar #WHAoS #AoS #Order #Stormcast #StormcastEternals #Liberator #Nerdlings
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Image of the character Impossibear from the webseries “Bravest Warriors”. His arms are folded and he has an irritated expression on his face. The image is captioned with “Nursery school!” a catchphrase he uses in situations when he’s unhappy.
November 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Obligatory:
Image of Bill Waterson’s comic-strip character Calvin. He is holding a book and has an expression of wildly imaginative mischief on his face. Image of Bill Waterson’s comic-strip character Calvin. His eyes are closed, and his fingers are pulling the corners of his mouth up in an exaggerated goofy grin that displays his front teeth in a silly overbite. Image of Bill Waterson’s comic-strip character Calvin. His hair is combed, his eyes are heavy-lidded an barely open, as his mouth hangs open in a smile of slack-jawed passivity.
November 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Screenshot of a scene in the offices of The Daily Bugle from the Sam Raimi-directed film SPIDER-MAN (2002). J. Jonah Jameson (actor J.K. Simmons) says “They’re about to!”
November 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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That’s very sweet of you to say, but, uh…
Photo of actor Steve Martin as the character George Banks in the film FATHER OF THE BRIDE PART II (1995), as he points to his wedding band, indicating that he’s married.
November 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Prom night!
Image comprised of two prom photos smushed together. On the left is me in a tuxedo, blue vest, white gloves, top hat, and cane. There’s a 🥸 emoji covering my face. On the right is my Bride in a blue off-the-shoulder gown, matching scarf, holding a bouquet of yellow and white flowers. There’s a 😍 emoji covering her face.
November 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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I have no previous knowledge of chorfs from WFB/Old World, but that bull construct makes me think of Mumbo Jumbo from the 80s cartoon “Silverhawks”.
Image of the villain Mumbo Jumbo as shown in the opening titles of the 80s cartoon “Silverhawks”. Mumbo Jumbo is depicted as a Minotaur-like construct, with a freakishly large muscled body, and a mechanical bull’s head.
November 7, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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WHAT!?

WHHHAAAAAATTT!?!?!?
Screenshot of the iOS weather app showing a 40% chance of snow on Monday 10-NOV-25.
November 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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STRONG Don Hertzfeldt “Rejected” Energy:
November 6, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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#WatchWednesday

Citizen Eco-Drive BU4020-52L 42mm

Stainless steel case, stainless steel bracelet, textured blue dial, lume hands.

A gift from my Bride many years ago. I think this might be the first watch that she ever picked out for me.
Photo of my Citizen Eco-Drive BU4020-52L 42mm on my left wrist.
November 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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This Dark & Gritty reboot of the “Super Mario Bros.” film franchise looks 🔥🔥🔥
Image of actor Bob Hoskins (and an actress I don’t recognize) smoking on a bed. Hoskins is wearing a short black robe and holding a small cup of coffee. The lady is wearing a white blouse tucked into a pale blue or grey skirt (might be slacks, hard to tell), and a red belt. It’s clearly from a film, but I don’t know which one.
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Very approximate location:
Screenshot of Google Maps showing an area just south of the SDF airport in Louisville, Kentucky. A red line shows the approximate path of a UPS MD-11F cargo plane crash that happened on 04-NOV-2025.
November 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Single image of my eyeballs as they are today.

They’re both looking straight ahead, but they’re both incredibly bloodshot, even now a week after the procedure.
Photo of my eyeballs as they are today. They’re both looking straight ahead, but they’re both incredibly bloodshot, even now a week after the procedure.
November 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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“Of all the Dick Cheneys in the world, you’re the Dick Cheneyist”
Image of the characters Charlie Brown and Linus Van Pelt from A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS (1965), during the scene where Linus says “Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you’re the Charlie Browniest.”
November 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Image of the character Wikus Van De Merwe (actor Sharlto Copley) in the film DISTRICT 9 (2009), with a speech bubble at the bottom of the frame, implying that he is speaking the text of the skeet below.
November 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM