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Moist Owlet (Flushable)
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Husband to an adorable Bride, Father to a witty child, Owner of the worst puns and the best pets.

Also Quite Bad At Chess.
Oh, man.

Carolina’s social media manager went there yesterday.
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Mostly like this:
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
And the Prosecutors are assembled as well.
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
As promised, the group shots of all ten Stormcast Eternal Liberators.
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Okay, I admit it! I got carried away!
November 15, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I’m almost done assembling the Liberators, and a group photo will follow soon.

But I had to put one of these Prosecutors together.

They’re so cool.
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Phantom of the Opera, you say?
November 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
November 13, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Telling kids that these are Don Quixote cookies, the traditional treat for celebrating Cervantes.
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Central Kentucky, too!
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
My first Stormcast Eternal.

A single Liberator. Just assembled, not primed yet.

First time doing anything hobby-related in months.
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
November 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Obligatory:
November 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
November 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
That’s very sweet of you to say, but, uh…
November 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Prom night!
November 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I have no previous knowledge of chorfs from WFB/Old World, but that bull construct makes me think of Mumbo Jumbo from the 80s cartoon “Silverhawks”.
November 7, 2025 at 12:54 PM
WHAT!?

WHHHAAAAAATTT!?!?!?
November 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
STRONG Don Hertzfeldt “Rejected” Energy:
November 6, 2025 at 12:47 PM
#WatchWednesday

Citizen Eco-Drive BU4020-52L 42mm

Stainless steel case, stainless steel bracelet, textured blue dial, lume hands.

A gift from my Bride many years ago. I think this might be the first watch that she ever picked out for me.
November 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This Dark & Gritty reboot of the “Super Mario Bros.” film franchise looks 🔥🔥🔥
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Very approximate location:
November 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Single image of my eyeballs as they are today.

They’re both looking straight ahead, but they’re both incredibly bloodshot, even now a week after the procedure.
November 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
“Of all the Dick Cheneys in the world, you’re the Dick Cheneyist”
November 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
November 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM