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Eli, from the Bad Site
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A screencap of Jimbo from the Simpsons saying "oh man! you kissed a girl! that is so gay!"
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Maybe everyone knew this already but I feel like there's not much talk about how the Epstein files release still has to pass the Senate and get Trump's signature, which means we're not gonna get anything.
NY Times screenshot which reads: "If the bill does pass the House, it will then be sent to the Senate, where it faces tough odds. The Senate is under no obligation to take up bills sent by the House, and it would take 60 votes to force any action on the floor. Democrats hold 47 seats, and so even if they all backed the measure, they would still need 13 Republicans to buck Mr. Trump’s wishes and join them. If the bill were to pass the Senate, it would be sent to the president’s desk, and he would be all but certain to veto it. Even if he did not, the only way to compel cooperation with such a measure would be for the House to enforce it by holding the attorney general in contempt of Congress, an exceedingly unlikely scenario."
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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A screengrab from Severance with the subtitle "Can you please just talk like a normal person?"
November 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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I went to find the original and this is what Google gave me.
A Google search result for the query “fuck him up Socrates” where the Google AI bot says it can’t complete the request because it doesn’t encourage violence or offensive language.
November 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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quite literally
A screenshot from 30 Rock of the scene where Tracy Jordan accepts his the Pacific Rim Emmy award that was made up to make him feel better.
November 7, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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The lesson, as always
November 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Double hahahahaha
The same headline as above with an image of sentient gourd Ross Douthat
November 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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hahahahaha
A screengrab from the NY Times with an article headline "Mamdani's Victory is Less Significant Than You Think" by sentient gourd Ross Douthat
November 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Hmmmm
October 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Dan Quinn winning that challenge.
The 0-0 VT meme
October 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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A meme of someone saying "stop giving me your toughest battles" and jesus saying "You're literally just staying up past 10:30 to watch playoff baseball"
October 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Hell yeah.
An excited first grader running with a Cubs W flag
October 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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TBS claiming Dansby Swanson had the quietest ever 50-homer season.
A screenshot of the Cubs’ Dansby Swanson batting with a mistaken graphic showing that he hit 51 home runs this year.
October 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Still thinking about how this was a game-winning touchdown.
A screenshot of the Chiefs-Jaguars game where Trevor Lawrence fell down after the snap and still scored a TD to win the game.
October 7, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Ben Johnson watching that Trevor Lawrence stumble play
October 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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doing some research
A screenshot of a Google search for "ian happ contract"
October 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Meme text screenshot that says "I ain't reading all that, I'm happy for u tho, or sorry that happened."
September 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Articles you couldn't pay me $1,000 to click on
A screenshot of a NY Times headline that says "Now the Left Cares About Free Speech Again" by Bret Stephens
September 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Just a legendary ability to be skull-crushingly unfunny at all times. The man has no peers. The greatest to ever do it.
A screenshot from the NY Times that describes Elon Musk wanting to "build a Microsoft competitor called Macrohard."
September 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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And everyone probably remains confused anyway.
A screenshot of a Google Trends page for the term "groyper" showing search interest dramatically spiking as of the past 48 hours.
September 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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The single worst value prop I’ve ever seen.
A screenshot of an Instagram ad that says “like if ChatGPT had access to your bank account”
September 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Right! Like, this is very obviously his signature.
A composite of various signatures by Donald Trump of his first name that look very similar, including the birthday letter he wrote for Jeffrey Epstein, the world's most famous pedophile and his best friend.
September 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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This one is remembering some guys Dusty Baker inexplicably batted leadoff for the Cubs.
September 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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A tweet from Benny Johnson with a photo Donald Trump wandering onto the White House roof. The tweet is predictably very dumb. Michael Scott standing on the roof of Dunder Mifflin
August 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Tom and Jed say no more, sorry
July 31, 2025 at 12:35 PM