FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs
@funkyearthchild.bsky.social
Good Omens, David Tennant, Michael Sheen
Find me on AO3: EyesOnHisThighs
https://archiveofourown.org/users/EyesOnHisThighs/works
18+ || Minors DNI
Find me on AO3: EyesOnHisThighs
https://archiveofourown.org/users/EyesOnHisThighs/works
18+ || Minors DNI
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Who? Me?
I'm Jenn. Elderly #GoodOmens fan. Newly active in this fandom since this year. Stared writing fic again after 30 years of not reading or consuming it. Tech inept. Kinda cosplay Crowley in some form most days at work. I write very smutty, fluffy/comfort, trauma-healing mpreg. Not cute.
I'm Jenn. Elderly #GoodOmens fan. Newly active in this fandom since this year. Stared writing fic again after 30 years of not reading or consuming it. Tech inept. Kinda cosplay Crowley in some form most days at work. I write very smutty, fluffy/comfort, trauma-healing mpreg. Not cute.
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how do I rec my entire catalog? 😅 I have 21 fics ft. Crowley w/ a cunt! archiveofourown.org/works?commit...
in terms of effort swapping, the last part of this chapter features pregnant Crowley pegging aziraphale with a strap (both with vulvas after Az switches!) archiveofourown.org/works/352018...
in terms of effort swapping, the last part of this chapter features pregnant Crowley pegging aziraphale with a strap (both with vulvas after Az switches!) archiveofourown.org/works/352018...
beyond the river jordan - Chapter 3 - blackeyedblonde - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
how do I rec my entire catalog? 😅 I have 21 fics ft. Crowley w/ a cunt! archiveofourown.org/works?commit...
in terms of effort swapping, the last part of this chapter features pregnant Crowley pegging aziraphale with a strap (both with vulvas after Az switches!) archiveofourown.org/works/352018...
in terms of effort swapping, the last part of this chapter features pregnant Crowley pegging aziraphale with a strap (both with vulvas after Az switches!) archiveofourown.org/works/352018...
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May I share my first dip into inefffable family with my reimagining of S2: archiveofourown.org/works/538307...
Demons and Angels and Their (Chosen) Families - Chapter 1 - asecretthirdthing - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
May I share my first dip into inefffable family with my reimagining of S2: archiveofourown.org/works/538307...
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I love them switching things around and I adore Soft Dom Aziraphale - if anyone wants a quick snack, I'd be delighted if you had a browse of my fics 🥹
Link to a particular Kinktober chapter featuring a STUNNING artwork by @imogell.bsky.social ❤️
archiveofourown.org/works/716249...
I love them switching things around and I adore Soft Dom Aziraphale - if anyone wants a quick snack, I'd be delighted if you had a browse of my fics 🥹
Link to a particular Kinktober chapter featuring a STUNNING artwork by @imogell.bsky.social ❤️
archiveofourown.org/works/716249...
Kay's Ineffable Kinktober 2025 - Chapter 3 - DallianceKay, SeaweednPeanuts - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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I love them switching things around and I adore Soft Dom Aziraphale - if anyone wants a quick snack, I'd be delighted if you had a browse of my fics 🥹
Link to a particular Kinktober chapter featuring a STUNNING artwork by @imogell.bsky.social ❤️
archiveofourown.org/works/716249...
I love them switching things around and I adore Soft Dom Aziraphale - if anyone wants a quick snack, I'd be delighted if you had a browse of my fics 🥹
Link to a particular Kinktober chapter featuring a STUNNING artwork by @imogell.bsky.social ❤️
archiveofourown.org/works/716249...
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Eee I’ll link some of mine! The majority of my work explores kink elements but these two shorter series are some of the kinkiest & delve into D/s.
Come Slowly, Eden: BDSM Professor AU
archiveofourown.org/series/4193077
The Arrangement: kinky human AU w/pro Dom Az
archiveofourown.org/series/4364470
Come Slowly, Eden: BDSM Professor AU
archiveofourown.org/series/4193077
The Arrangement: kinky human AU w/pro Dom Az
archiveofourown.org/series/4364470
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Eee I’ll link some of mine! The majority of my work explores kink elements but these two shorter series are some of the kinkiest & delve into D/s.
Come Slowly, Eden: BDSM Professor AU
archiveofourown.org/series/4193077
The Arrangement: kinky human AU w/pro Dom Az
archiveofourown.org/series/4364470
Come Slowly, Eden: BDSM Professor AU
archiveofourown.org/series/4193077
The Arrangement: kinky human AU w/pro Dom Az
archiveofourown.org/series/4364470
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Oh, I’m also quite partial to ace/demi, being one myself, so here’s a demi Aziraphale that does, in fact, have sex and one without.
Why Does the Ortolan Sing? archiveofourown.org/works/556088...
I’d live a thousand lifetimes just to see the stars in your eyes: archiveofourown.org/works/61025386
Why Does the Ortolan Sing? archiveofourown.org/works/556088...
I’d live a thousand lifetimes just to see the stars in your eyes: archiveofourown.org/works/61025386
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Oh, I’m also quite partial to ace/demi, being one myself, so here’s a demi Aziraphale that does, in fact, have sex and one without.
Why Does the Ortolan Sing? archiveofourown.org/works/556088...
I’d live a thousand lifetimes just to see the stars in your eyes: archiveofourown.org/works/61025386
Why Does the Ortolan Sing? archiveofourown.org/works/556088...
I’d live a thousand lifetimes just to see the stars in your eyes: archiveofourown.org/works/61025386
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For no reason whatsoever, here are some of my Ineffable fics with femme presenting Crowley and/or Aziraphale. #goodomens
Queen of Hell series: archiveofourown.org/series/4023709
Gold: archiveofourown.org/works/58477213
Meet Me Where the Nightingale Sings: archiveofourown.org/works/713919...
Queen of Hell series: archiveofourown.org/series/4023709
Gold: archiveofourown.org/works/58477213
Meet Me Where the Nightingale Sings: archiveofourown.org/works/713919...
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
For no reason whatsoever, here are some of my Ineffable fics with femme presenting Crowley and/or Aziraphale. #goodomens
Queen of Hell series: archiveofourown.org/series/4023709
Gold: archiveofourown.org/works/58477213
Meet Me Where the Nightingale Sings: archiveofourown.org/works/713919...
Queen of Hell series: archiveofourown.org/series/4023709
Gold: archiveofourown.org/works/58477213
Meet Me Where the Nightingale Sings: archiveofourown.org/works/713919...
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I have quite the mixture of queer, aspec, effort switching, genderfluid/queer and enby/trans Ineffable fics - too many to list here so...
Here you go, my GO library. There's something for everyone in here, I'm sure ❤️
share.google/DE6duUYJhP1O...
Yet to write mpreg... It's on my list but, trauma 🥲
Here you go, my GO library. There's something for everyone in here, I'm sure ❤️
share.google/DE6duUYJhP1O...
Yet to write mpreg... It's on my list but, trauma 🥲
Folks. Let us celebrate our favourite fics and artwork featuring Crowley/Aziraphale with vulvas, effort switching, genderfluid/queer, non-binary, and ace Ineffables, and mpreg A+C. (Any, all, or a combo of those!)
Please post your favs below. Self-promotion enthusiastically encouraged.
Please post your favs below. Self-promotion enthusiastically encouraged.
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I have quite the mixture of queer, aspec, effort switching, genderfluid/queer and enby/trans Ineffable fics - too many to list here so...
Here you go, my GO library. There's something for everyone in here, I'm sure ❤️
share.google/DE6duUYJhP1O...
Yet to write mpreg... It's on my list but, trauma 🥲
Here you go, my GO library. There's something for everyone in here, I'm sure ❤️
share.google/DE6duUYJhP1O...
Yet to write mpreg... It's on my list but, trauma 🥲
Folks. Let us celebrate our favourite fics and artwork featuring Crowley/Aziraphale with vulvas, effort switching, genderfluid/queer, non-binary, and ace Ineffables, and mpreg A+C. (Any, all, or a combo of those!)
Please post your favs below. Self-promotion enthusiastically encouraged.
Please post your favs below. Self-promotion enthusiastically encouraged.
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Folks. Let us celebrate our favourite fics and artwork featuring Crowley/Aziraphale with vulvas, effort switching, genderfluid/queer, non-binary, and ace Ineffables, and mpreg A+C. (Any, all, or a combo of those!)
Please post your favs below. Self-promotion enthusiastically encouraged.
Please post your favs below. Self-promotion enthusiastically encouraged.
The author is not a victim. This fandom is made up of beautiful, kind, inclusive, open-hearted people with immeasurable talent. There is no room for trans/ace/kinkphobes. Elevate the beauty and let the trash become a distant and blocked memory. The only Good Omens fam deserves better.
Nothing is more disgustingly infuriating than opening up a nice lil tag for a comfy read over coffee to see that disgusting people are just waltzing back into fandom like nothing happened.
this isn’t a matter of making amends the Authors note of “you can find me nowhere” makes that blatantly clear
this isn’t a matter of making amends the Authors note of “you can find me nowhere” makes that blatantly clear
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The author is not a victim. This fandom is made up of beautiful, kind, inclusive, open-hearted people with immeasurable talent. There is no room for trans/ace/kinkphobes. Elevate the beauty and let the trash become a distant and blocked memory. The only Good Omens fam deserves better.
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Nothing is more disgustingly infuriating than opening up a nice lil tag for a comfy read over coffee to see that disgusting people are just waltzing back into fandom like nothing happened.
this isn’t a matter of making amends the Authors note of “you can find me nowhere” makes that blatantly clear
this isn’t a matter of making amends the Authors note of “you can find me nowhere” makes that blatantly clear
November 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Nothing is more disgustingly infuriating than opening up a nice lil tag for a comfy read over coffee to see that disgusting people are just waltzing back into fandom like nothing happened.
this isn’t a matter of making amends the Authors note of “you can find me nowhere” makes that blatantly clear
this isn’t a matter of making amends the Authors note of “you can find me nowhere” makes that blatantly clear
Don't go gently into that good night GO fam. Transphobia/anti kink/acephobia are harmful to our community and we need to be much more vigilant if it is so easy for such vile nonsense to slip its way back in.
Nothing like seeing a transphobic/acephobic/anti kink/bdsm bully just burst back into the fandom like nothing ever happened lmao I’m tired
Nothing is more disgustingly infuriating than opening up a nice lil tag for a comfy read over coffee to see that disgusting people are just waltzing back into fandom like nothing happened.
this isn’t a matter of making amends the Authors note of “you can find me nowhere” makes that blatantly clear
this isn’t a matter of making amends the Authors note of “you can find me nowhere” makes that blatantly clear
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Don't go gently into that good night GO fam. Transphobia/anti kink/acephobia are harmful to our community and we need to be much more vigilant if it is so easy for such vile nonsense to slip its way back in.
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November 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Been a hot minute because I had tech issues and something very bad happened to me. (I am safe). I am making my way back here. But I want to scream something - I LOVE IT WHEN CROWLEY HAS A VULVA. I love when Aziraphale has a vulva. I love when they switch. I love to write that for you.
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Been a hot minute because I had tech issues and something very bad happened to me. (I am safe). I am making my way back here. But I want to scream something - I LOVE IT WHEN CROWLEY HAS A VULVA. I love when Aziraphale has a vulva. I love when they switch. I love to write that for you.
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Sometimes all you need in life is a big hug from the right person.
November 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Sometimes all you need in life is a big hug from the right person.
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You are welcome to spend November here if you need to 🫶
November 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
You are welcome to spend November here if you need to 🫶
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“…a successful adaptation of the late Terry Pratchett’s work” 👏
November 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
“…a successful adaptation of the late Terry Pratchett’s work” 👏
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If I‘ve said it once…
They are Frog & Toad.
They are Frog & Toad.
November 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
If I‘ve said it once…
They are Frog & Toad.
They are Frog & Toad.
Me and one awesome human @handyginger.bsky.social . We went to Rocky Horror together early in October.
There are not enough words to describe what it's like being with awesome people, seeing RHPS again for the first time since my dad died. But - big deal - I can't describe what it's like....
There are not enough words to describe what it's like being with awesome people, seeing RHPS again for the first time since my dad died. But - big deal - I can't describe what it's like....
November 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Me and one awesome human @handyginger.bsky.social . We went to Rocky Horror together early in October.
There are not enough words to describe what it's like being with awesome people, seeing RHPS again for the first time since my dad died. But - big deal - I can't describe what it's like....
There are not enough words to describe what it's like being with awesome people, seeing RHPS again for the first time since my dad died. But - big deal - I can't describe what it's like....
Look what I made! I might even participate in my own challenge. 😂
This is for November because it is STILL Fall, dammit.
This is for November because it is STILL Fall, dammit.
Look! I created an Ineffable Fic/Art event! I heard Christmas music this morning. While I love a jolly holiday, it is still Fall. Please join in with your own interpretations - fic, art, dance, video - and pick as many or as little prompts as you'd like. SFW and NSFW welcome. Please tag!
Have fun
Have fun
November 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Look what I made! I might even participate in my own challenge. 😂
This is for November because it is STILL Fall, dammit.
This is for November because it is STILL Fall, dammit.
And it was such an amazing time. This fandom is filled with the warmest, kindest, most big-hearted humans.
Yesterday @funkyearthchild.bsky.social and I spent the whole day with a bunch of lovely GO [email protected], @kittensceilidh.bsky.social, @jennaziracrowluvr.bsky.social among others- at @ineffablesociety.bsky.social Philly.
November 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
And it was such an amazing time. This fandom is filled with the warmest, kindest, most big-hearted humans.
It was all very innocent, I swear. I merely tripped and fell and...
Jenn was very enamored with this particular cosplay…
@funkyearthchild.bsky.social
@quirkypenguin.bsky.social
@funkyearthchild.bsky.social
@quirkypenguin.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
It was all very innocent, I swear. I merely tripped and fell and...
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I just love them.
November 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I just love them.
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Y'all are so lucky I can't Photoshop, because I would have done my eyes on those...*gunshot*
November 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Y'all are so lucky I can't Photoshop, because I would have done my eyes on those...*gunshot*