🧹✨ kaye 🐈‍⬛🌻🧺
@onelastunicorn.bsky.social
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⚜️ 30+, she/her. chronic writer of adult bedtime stories ✨🧿 ⚜️ ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/blackeyedblonde ⚜️ minors please do not follow or engage 🔞👋 18+ content
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onelastunicorn.bsky.social
✨my #goodomens fanfic directory 🐍🪶

many of my stories focus heavily on things like hurt/comfort, catharsis, healing, pregnancy, and deeper explorations of intimacy; some of these fics explore those motifs through the use of consensual kink and roleplay, so please be mindful of all tags 🔞👇
onelastunicorn.bsky.social
when I cracked open the vintage gold jewelry search on etsy tonight to browse through new pendants I can tell you with one hundred thousand percent certainty, I was NOT expecting to see this 🗿😂 a/b/o firemen AU where you at

www.etsy.com/listing/1157...
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divinitydemon.bsky.social
*posts and runs away*
#goodomens #aziracrow #ineffablehusbands #justalittlespice #demoncrowley #angelaziraphale
onelastunicorn.bsky.social
we know we like our ginger snaps iced with a fine drizzle 😏
onelastunicorn.bsky.social
I think a lot about how [if the archive stays up & accessible for the next 50+ years] my gmail inbox may continue to get daily ao3 kudo emails even after I'm dead and gone. there's a weird little sense of comfort in that. our words outlasting us and continuing to have meaning to people in the future
brawlite.badvibes.party
ao3 kudos emails are a beautiful reminder of how fandom is so everlasting. like, someone might read smth i wrote over a decade ago, rejoicing in a new fandom for the very first time, & i may have forgotten that singular joy, but someone will follow in my footsteps. and it's right there in my inbox.
onelastunicorn.bsky.social
THANK YOU FOR OUR FOOD 🤲 that ginger is getting bred
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cassieoh.bsky.social
we're all about the nose squish and knuckle brush, here

#GoodOmensNSFW #ineffablehusbands #aziracrow
4 sepia toned images depicting the same pose from 4 different angles; Crowley and Aziraphale having sex. Aziraphale is between Crowley's legs, kissing his chest while he brushes his face with the back of his hand. Crowley has his head angled down to kiss the side of Aziraphale's while he cups the back of his neck with his hand.
onelastunicorn.bsky.social
just put deadass silence over the background beat/music for three entire seconds of eternity 😂 it caught me so off guard, I never even realized they were censoring the song nowadays
onelastunicorn.bsky.social
what kind of goop would u want to read in a oneshot fic this weekend, put it to a vote

1. ineffable first time whump / lite virginity kink (with blood & Feelings)
2. major ambiance vibes birth scene in south downs cottage attic bedroom
3. human AU Edwardian wetnurse Crowley / single dad Aziraphale
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avadoingart.bsky.social
Finally finished my goodbye summer piece. It's already fall, I know, but it doesn't matter. Summer forever!
#goodomens #goodomensfanart #crowley #crowleyfanart
onelastunicorn.bsky.social
they aren't perfect products but the writing is solid and the world building vibes are GREAT for a lite horror spooky autumn
onelastunicorn.bsky.social
I will say a lot (not all) of the primary characters are minors aged like, 8-17, but this isn't Young Adult fiction. this is solidly adult fiction with genuine horror and gore elements but the children are never exploited or hurt in a sexual abuse way. these books are 2/3 of a trilogy
onelastunicorn.bsky.social
ALSO, I finished these books by J.M. Miro today. Ordinary Monsters and Bringer of Dust. if you want an alternative to HP but from a more adult and horror-filled perspective, highly recommend. multiracial and international cast of historical characters with equal importance in the narrative
onelastunicorn.bsky.social
need smut recs where aziraphale absolutely crushes crowley's pelvis. like pummels him/them/her into the mattress so hard crowley's pubic bone is bruised the next morning and needs to be iced. but like, in a good way
onelastunicorn.bsky.social
is it because they think they're better than everyone else? or because they go through 4 years of high school with the same group of friends and don't get separated? wild to me
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divinitydemon.bsky.social
Eternity is somehow not enough time... enjoy the #goodomensangst lol
#aziracrow #ineffablehusbands #goodomens #Crowley #Aziraphale #fanart
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fish3s.bsky.social
a lil thing i did a while back 🚲

#goodomens #goodomensart #goodomensfanart #aziracrow
onelastunicorn.bsky.social
and we are all so much better for it now they're not whispering weird shit in your ear!!!!!! live your truths 💐💕 healing is a wonderful journey
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xuugu.bsky.social
Tea at the bookshop 🫖

It's been a while 😳

#GoodOmens #Fanart
Aziraphale and Crowley are sitting inside the bookshop. Aziraphale is holding a tea cup. The background consists of bookshelves lined with books, a plant, a duck statue and on the right, behind Crowley, there's a snowglobe with a shape vaguely resembling the bookshop inside. There's a lot of things I added, I realise that now 😂 Crowley's sunglasses rest next to him on the arm of the armchair he's sitting in. His necktie is laying on top of two books in front of him on the coffee table. I think that's got the most important bits covered!
onelastunicorn.bsky.social
desperately craving cozy autumn nostalgia media but nobody can create the stuff I want because the inside of my brain is an overgrown oasis with half-rotted floorboards that cannot be emulated by any other living person. and thus I may be forced into the act of creation by pure Yearning 😔 hate that
onelastunicorn.bsky.social
this morning's tarot pulls when my question of focus was if the 🍊 would pass away or be removed within the next six months. between now and march 2026 will be a bumpy ride!

1 the world (reversed)
2 the tower ⚡
3 5 of pntcls
4 2 of pntcls
5 10 of swords ⚰️
6 4 of wands
7 wheel of fortune
8 justice ⚖️
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vavoomthyself.bsky.social
Been a few weeks... months? since the last internet rebellion anyway.

Here you go. An old piece by me to go with this smutty fic:
archiveofourown.org/works/53198980

As you can read it's all very consensual and VERY FICTIONAL. AND GAY. SUPER DUPER GAY.