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FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs
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Good Omens, David Tennant, Michael Sheen
Find me on AO3: EyesOnHisThighs
https://archiveofourown.org/users/EyesOnHisThighs/works
18+ || Minors DNI
Folks. Let us celebrate our favourite fics and artwork featuring Crowley/Aziraphale with vulvas, effort switching, genderfluid/queer, non-binary, and ace Ineffables, and mpreg A+C. (Any, all, or a combo of those!)

Please post your favs below. Self-promotion enthusiastically encouraged.
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Been a hot minute because I had tech issues and something very bad happened to me. (I am safe). I am making my way back here. But I want to scream something - I LOVE IT WHEN CROWLEY HAS A VULVA. I love when Aziraphale has a vulva. I love when they switch. I love to write that for you.
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Me and one awesome human @handyginger.bsky.social . We went to Rocky Horror together early in October.
There are not enough words to describe what it's like being with awesome people, seeing RHPS again for the first time since my dad died. But - big deal - I can't describe what it's like....
November 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Look! I created an Ineffable Fic/Art event! I heard Christmas music this morning. While I love a jolly holiday, it is still Fall. Please join in with your own interpretations - fic, art, dance, video - and pick as many or as little prompts as you'd like. SFW and NSFW welcome. Please tag!

Have fun
November 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
How about I treat you to a little Ineffable family fluff this Halloween?

archiveofourown.org/works/733948...
October 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Supposed to be doing my clinical note submissions for the week right now, but I wanted to post a quickie. I walked @imogell.bsky.social art down the cosplay catwalk. This was commissioned for me by @handyginger.bsky.social based on one of my fics.
Thank you @seedsofwinter.bsky.social for the pic!
October 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I'm very much hoping to get at least one submission done for #IneffableKinktober2025 if time allows. Busy month here.

In the meantime, I posted chapter 60 (!!!!) of "Don't Dream It, Be It" and it has a bit o'bondage, food play, fingers, praise/degradation.

archiveofourown.org/works/557992...
October 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Apologies for blowing up notifications with my reacts/comments. I just checked mine after nearly two weeks. October has been a YEAR y'all.

The end of October should have been the 15th birthday for a baby I lost in 2010. So my brain usually shuts off and I often forget why.
October 16, 2025 at 12:41 PM
So old school! Makes me so happy when I see that one.
October 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I swear and promise that this was my only try.
October 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I swear this was my first and only try.
October 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I have had A WEEK, but today I had A DAY. Plus, I had to say goodbye to one of my clients. It is a good thing for them, but still very bittersweet.

I came home to TWO mailings from Good Omens fans and my heart is exploded.

I love all of you more than I can ever, ever express. Please know that.
October 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Am I nearly two weeks late for Bi Visibility Day? I sure am, but procrastination is a special feature of bisexuality. Please enjoy my small little fic celebrating the joy of coming out and being celebrated, featuring my darling Newt.
Rated Teen and Up.

archiveofourown.org/works/71700156
October 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Currently in a training about clinical and subclinical narcissism for the next 3 hours. Please send ineffable fun for me to enjoy during our break. Pretty please.

This is like listening to a lecture all about my brother.
September 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
It has arrived!! I am giddy with glee! This makes me happy on so many levels. Thank you @theineffablecon.bsky.social and Rachael and Bethany! Thank you Rob Wilkins and @goodomenshq.bsky.social

And thank you to me for waking up with a start at 4:30 am on the 14th and remembering to bid. Close one.
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
*breathes into a paper bag*

You guys(gn)! You guys(gn)! You guys(gn)!

Just in time for the Mr. Brown redemption arc in DDIBI.
September 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Today is my day according to the Royal Mail and USPS. Please direct your vibes this way as I will be working all day and I have a lot of anxiety over the typical shenanigans of the local USPS.
September 23, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I am the worst fanfic writer on the planet. Not because my content sucks (it only sorta does), but because I have bunches of custom fics either nearly done or in edit and I am soooooo slow (cuz suckage)

I shall lie here, tits up, kicking my feet on the floor because I suck. Then I will write.
September 22, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I wish I could walk and write smut at the same time.
September 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Another bright spot in these past few days.
September 16, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Guys!! I won a Bildaddy shirt! I just found out 5 minutes ago. This weekend was OMG because of a work situation and I bought tickets last minute and was unable to watch the raffle. Omg. I am so stoked. Bildad especially because I am a birthworker. 😭
September 15, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I need a hug.

I have to do mandated reporter stuff again this week and today it's especially bad. And please send out all vibes for the person(s) affected.
September 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Sitting outside a massive government services center waiting for a training to start. I have no idea where to go Soni am profiling people to see who looks like they work in mental health so I don't have to go into this big scary lobby alone. 😂
How is your day?
September 12, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This would love your love. I think I will rename it "Are You There God? It's Me, Crowley."

A Good Omens period piece. Read the tags to find out what that means.

Our angel takes such good care of his demon.

Rated E.

archiveofourown.org/works/703777...
September 8, 2025 at 12:41 PM
CW: Absolute early 90's baby goth cringe. Posts for all to giggle, but especially my Don't Dream It, Be It readers. This is me, moments before leaving to go to my very first Rocky Horror Picture Show (at the Bucks County Playhouse in New Hope). I was a freshman in high school.
September 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM