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FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs
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Good Omens, David Tennant, Michael Sheen
Find me on AO3: EyesOnHisThighs
https://archiveofourown.org/users/EyesOnHisThighs/works
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funkyearthchild.bsky.social
Folks. Let us celebrate our favourite fics and artwork featuring Crowley/Aziraphale with vulvas, effort switching, genderfluid/queer, non-binary, and ace Ineffables, and mpreg A+C. (Any, all, or a combo of those!)

Please post your favs below. Self-promotion enthusiastically encouraged.
Crowley and Aziraphale from season 2 of Good Omens. You can only see them from the shoulders up, but they are seated together. Crowley has his sunglasses on. They are in the library. Crowley has a huge smile on his face. Aziraphale has a blue and white teacup held up to his lips and he has his brows raised.
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
Been a hot minute because I had tech issues and something very bad happened to me. (I am safe). I am making my way back here. But I want to scream something - I LOVE IT WHEN CROWLEY HAS A VULVA. I love when Aziraphale has a vulva. I love when they switch. I love to write that for you.
Aziraphale, words cutest newspaperman, from Season 2 of Good Omens. He is wearing a trillby hat with his precious white bangs stick out of the front. It is misty behind him. He is looking at someone else off screen with a pert little smile on his face. One can say he is serving a bit of cunt here.
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
Me and one awesome human @handyginger.bsky.social . We went to Rocky Horror together early in October.
There are not enough words to describe what it's like being with awesome people, seeing RHPS again for the first time since my dad died. But - big deal - I can't describe what it's like....
Two people outside of a theater taking a selfie. The person on the left has a purple curly hawk and is wearing a black top. The person on the right has finger hair and is wearing a white top. They are smiling. It's nighttime and streetlights can be seen in the background. Two people in a selfie in front of a decorated window. The window features the red lip logo of Rocky Horror Picture show over set of pearls. The person on the left has a purple curly hawk and purple lipstick. They are wearing a black top. The person on the right has long Ginger hair and red lipstick. They are wearing a white top. They are smiling at the camera.
November 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
Look! I created an Ineffable Fic/Art event! I heard Christmas music this morning. While I love a jolly holiday, it is still Fall. Please join in with your own interpretations - fic, art, dance, video - and pick as many or as little prompts as you'd like. SFW and NSFW welcome. Please tag!

Have fun
Graphic for It Still Fall Y'all - An Ineffable Cozy Fic and Art Event 2025. The words are all written in a pumpkin orange color against a soft Brown and cream and blue tartan background. There is a numbered list that reads as follows: 1 - Fall Festival 2 - Cooking Together 3 - Leaf peeping 4 - Corn Maze 5 - Bonfire Night 6 - Harvest 7 - Jumpers 8 - Cozy Home Decorating 9 - St. James Park 10 - Autumnal Picnic 11 - Bedtime Stories 12 - Farmer’s Market 13 - Caught In The Rain 14 - Crisp Autumn Walk 15 - I’m Thankful For You 16 - South Downs 17 - Crafting 18 - Cozy Nights 19 - Feast of Aziraphale 20 - Blanket Fort 21 - Board Games 22 - Nature Exploration 23 - Baking 24 - Stargazing 25 - Keep Me Warm 26 - Light 27 - Holding Hands 28 - Snuggles and Cuddles 29 - Creator’s Choice 30 - Christmas Market There is a graphic of a pair of angel wings at the bottom.
November 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
How about I treat you to a little Ineffable family fluff this Halloween?

archiveofourown.org/works/733948...
An excerpt of a Good Omens fanfic. It reads: With a good measure of whining, groaning, grumbling, and grunting, Crowley twisted his limbs and made a show of struggling to get his costume on. “Why couldn't we just miracle these? Why are we meant to be out in public trying these on?” He whined. “Because it's part of the fun. We have a four year old daughter who has been talking about this since the Summer. Speaking of four year olds, ours is much better behaved than the ancient demon, whose age is immeasurable, standing here in a fit of pique over a silly costume. Now move your arms so I can help you with that zipper.” Crowley let out a long sigh and let Aziraphale help him. “Personally, I would have been plenty happy to wear cat ears and call it a day,” Aziraphale said, zipping Crowley’s costume with a flourish and booping him on the nose. Crowley laughed loud enough to be heard through the rest of the store. “You? You would have been happy with just a pair of cat ears? The one and only Aziraphale would have happily skipped out on a chance to get all decked out in costume for Halloween? You've been giddy about Halloween and dressing us up since Tartan was brand new. There’s nowhere in any universe where you would be happy in a simple pair of cat ears, Angel.”
October 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
Supposed to be doing my clinical note submissions for the week right now, but I wanted to post a quickie. I walked @imogell.bsky.social art down the cosplay catwalk. This was commissioned for me by @handyginger.bsky.social based on one of my fics.
Thank you @seedsofwinter.bsky.social for the pic!
Person with a red mohawk and dressed in all black with a silver tie (Good Omens Crowley cosplay) holds up fan art by artist Imogen depicting the ineffable family of a fanfic universe.
October 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
I'm very much hoping to get at least one submission done for #IneffableKinktober2025 if time allows. Busy month here.

In the meantime, I posted chapter 60 (!!!!) of "Don't Dream It, Be It" and it has a bit o'bondage, food play, fingers, praise/degradation.

archiveofourown.org/works/557992...
Screenshot from chapter 60 of Don't Dream It Be It fanfic for Good Omens. The text reads: “Kneel,” Crowley ordered, his voice crackling like the fire. Obedient, Aziraphale got down on his knees and lowered his gaze, focusing on the high heels of Crowley’s boots. The collar was fastened around his neck. Crowley tipped his chin up and looked into his eyes. There was a question there for Aziraphale who nodded his head in affirmation. “She’s such a good Angel,” he purred. “Thank you, my Queen.” Aziraphale said quietly. Crowley sat back in the chair. “Such a pretty angel.” “Thank you.” Crowley propped his legs up on one of Aziraphale's shoulders and crossed them at the ankle, staring him in the eyes for a long time. Aziraphale was to remain there, on his knees with his hands at his sides until Crowley ordered him to move. “Such strong shoulders. Wish I had a footstool, though. Wouldn't that be convenient? Do you know where I could find a footstool, Angel?” He made a point to turn his head and look around the room. “I can't find one in this room. Pity - I don't want either of us to have to get up.” Aziraphale repositioned himself so he was on his hands
October 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
Apologies for blowing up notifications with my reacts/comments. I just checked mine after nearly two weeks. October has been a YEAR y'all.

The end of October should have been the 15th birthday for a baby I lost in 2010. So my brain usually shuts off and I often forget why.
Close up of Michael Sheen with blonde hair. He is wearing a grey blazer with a small check shirt. He is looking down and smiling sweetly.
October 16, 2025 at 12:41 PM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
So old school! Makes me so happy when I see that one.
Screenshot from a chapter of Good Omens fanfic called "Don't Dream It,Be It." It reads: " ...here. That's what I want on the invitations. Our guests are fine people and I don't think they'll question anything maliciously.” “Of course they wouldn't. I agree. Our names.” “Aziraphale and Crowley. That's what I want. I always see our initials as A+C or A/C. Air conditioning.” “Air conditioning?” “Dunno. That just popped in my head.” Crowley looked around the room as if to search the air to find where the phrase came from. “Are you quite warm?” Aziraphale looked out the window. It..."
October 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
I swear and promise that this was my only try.
Black and red blotchy background with the words "The Girl With The Big Titties" written in white capital letters.
October 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
I swear this was my first and only try.
Black and red blotchy background with the words "The Girl With The Big Titties" written in white capital letters.
October 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
I have had A WEEK, but today I had A DAY. Plus, I had to say goodbye to one of my clients. It is a good thing for them, but still very bittersweet.

I came home to TWO mailings from Good Omens fans and my heart is exploded.

I love all of you more than I can ever, ever express. Please know that.
Crowley from season 2 of Good Omens. He is leaning against the windowjamb to look out the window. He has a big, beautiful smile on his face. No sunglasses, so you see his gorgeous yellow eyes. The word "PACKIDGE!" is written in bold white letters. Misspelling intentional.
October 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
Am I nearly two weeks late for Bi Visibility Day? I sure am, but procrastination is a special feature of bisexuality. Please enjoy my small little fic celebrating the joy of coming out and being celebrated, featuring my darling Newt.
Rated Teen and Up.

archiveofourown.org/works/71700156
Screenshot of an excerpt from a Good Omens fanfic called "Proud, Visible, and Loved." Crowley blinked up at him, his mouth open slightly. His heart quickened and Tartan, who had been quiet for the better part of an hour, began kicking. It’s possible that he briefly short-circuited before the fullness of Newt's announcement hit him. “Come here.” Crowley stood and opened his arms to pull Newt into a hug. Newt felt tingly all over, in a way that told him everything was alright and he was loved and accepted exactly for who he was - not that there was any doubt. It was just nice to be reminded. Aziraphale had hugged him after lunch and now he was in Crowley's arms feeling the same cocoon of protection and love. Anathema had described that to him, saying it was because they wrap their wings around them during hugs. Newt felt he truly understood that now. Crowley, for all of his intimidating presence - though Newt knew what was underneath - and sarcastic wit, was pouring acceptance and true family love into Newt at that very moment. “I’m so proud of you, Newt,” Crowley whispered in his ear. “I love you so much.” He kissed his cheek and his forehead.
October 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
Currently in a training about clinical and subclinical narcissism for the next 3 hours. Please send ineffable fun for me to enjoy during our break. Pretty please.

This is like listening to a lecture all about my brother.
Absolutely gorgeous picture of Aziraphale from Good Omens. He's in an almost full profile. This shit is in black and white and is a close up of his face. He is looking to his right, our left, with a soft expression. His mouth is slightly open.
September 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
It has arrived!! I am giddy with glee! This makes me happy on so many levels. Thank you @theineffablecon.bsky.social and Rachael and Bethany! Thank you Rob Wilkins and @goodomenshq.bsky.social

And thank you to me for waking up with a start at 4:30 am on the 14th and remembering to bid. Close one.
A black T-shirt from Good Omens Headquarters featuring Crowley as Bildad the Shuhite from season 2 of Good Omens. The wording says "Shoemaking and Obstetrics. The have always been the twin passions of Bildad the Shuhite" in mixed fonts on scrolls along the shirt. There is a caduceus, complete with serpent, on each side of the image, a shoe a hammer, and pliers complete the look.
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
*breathes into a paper bag*

You guys(gn)! You guys(gn)! You guys(gn)!

Just in time for the Mr. Brown redemption arc in DDIBI.
Screenshot of Bluesky notifications. "Tim Downie @timdownie.bsky.social replied to you Thanks so much!"
September 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
Today is my day according to the Royal Mail and USPS. Please direct your vibes this way as I will be working all day and I have a lot of anxiety over the typical shenanigans of the local USPS.
Crowley from season 2 of Good Omens looking out the window with a big, beautiful smile on his face. He is not wearing sunglasses, so you can see his yellow snake eyes. The word "packidge!" (spelling on purpose) is written in bold white letters on the lower left of the screen.
September 23, 2025 at 11:58 AM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
I am the worst fanfic writer on the planet. Not because my content sucks (it only sorta does), but because I have bunches of custom fics either nearly done or in edit and I am soooooo slow (cuz suckage)

I shall lie here, tits up, kicking my feet on the floor because I suck. Then I will write.
Crowley from season 1 of Good Omens during the Noah scene. He is in the desert. He has long wavy red hair. There is a braid on the left side of his hair. He is not wearing glasses so his yellow snake eyes are visible. He is squinting and looking up towards the sky with a slight grimace on his face.
September 22, 2025 at 12:20 PM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
I wish I could walk and write smut at the same time.
Aziraphale in his bookshop The sunlight streams over his chest. He is looking down with a furrowed brow, a look of intense concentration on his face.
September 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
Another bright spot in these past few days.
Screenshot of Bluesky skeet with the likes. It says " FunkyEarthChild/EyesOnHisThighs ‪@funkyearthchild.bsky.social‬ Guys!! I won a Bildaddy shirt! I just found out 5 minutes ago. This weekend was OMG because of a work situation and I bought tickets last minute and was unable to watch the raffle. Omg. I am so stoked. Bildad especially because I am a birthworker. 😭" This shows likes from Good Omens HQ and 7 others.
September 16, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Guys!! I won a Bildaddy shirt! I just found out 5 minutes ago. This weekend was OMG because of a work situation and I bought tickets last minute and was unable to watch the raffle. Omg. I am so stoked. Bildad especially because I am a birthworker. 😭
A screenshot that features a picture of a good Omens season 2 t-shirt featuring Bidad the Shuhite. It says, Shoemaking and Obstetrics Bildad the Shuhite. The wording on the screen cap says number "18. Billdad t-shirt. Campaign url. Purchase date 14th September 2025. Congratulations on your" Words are cropped out of the screen grab
September 15, 2025 at 12:23 PM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
I need a hug.

I have to do mandated reporter stuff again this week and today it's especially bad. And please send out all vibes for the person(s) affected.
Michael Sheen as Aziraphale in a backstage photo from what one can assume is season 3 of Good Omens. This is a cut out of his head superimposed over the Teletubbies sun. There is blue sky, sunlight, grass, and yellow and orange and green flowers and green trees. Plus white clouds.
September 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
Sitting outside a massive government services center waiting for a training to start. I have no idea where to go Soni am profiling people to see who looks like they work in mental health so I don't have to go into this big scary lobby alone. 😂
How is your day?
Crowley, season 2 of Good Omens. He is in the bookshop and not wearing glasses. He is looking to his right, off screen with his mouth wide open in a scream.
September 12, 2025 at 12:43 PM
funkyearthchild.bsky.social
This would love your love. I think I will rename it "Are You There God? It's Me, Crowley."

A Good Omens period piece. Read the tags to find out what that means.

Our angel takes such good care of his demon.

Rated E.

archiveofourown.org/works/703777...
Screen grab of Good Omens fanfic: "Crisps. Oh thank you. I was dying for these. And, let's have us a look at all this chocolate. Flake, Double Decker, Maltesers, KitKat, Yorkie…oh! Yes! It’s mini egg season. Mmmm, Picnic. Curly Wurly mmm hmm mmm hmmm. Star Bar. Obviously can't go wrong with Nutella and Go.” Crowley shook the little Nutella snack container. Crowley melted into a fit of giggles and hugged him. “Angel. You've got enough chocolate here for an entire bleeding army. Emphasis on bleeding.” He unwrapped a KitKat, breaking it in half and handing two pieces to Aziraphale. “Have a break, have a KitKat, Angel.” Aziraphale took the two pieces. “Thank you, Demon.” He winked and took a bite. “Mmmmm. Always scrummy. You told me previously that you crave chocolate with your period. And the crisps. You’ve been nibbling on them a lot more than usual the last few days so I thought extra would be nice. I also purchased a little ice cream.” Crowley opened the freezer and laughter broke out again. “A little, Angel?” He rifled through the selections. “What do we have here? Mini milks. Fab. Fuck yes, Cornettos. Uh…oooh Feast. Can't go wrong with a tub of Nutella.” “I wasn't sure what you might be in the mood for and opted to err on the side of caution. I am more than happy to help you finish anything you don't want. I also bought some regular fruit lollies and some push lollies in case you didn't want chocolate.” He looked over at Crowley, who was already wrist deep in a box of Cornettos. “Ah. I’ve made a good selection, I see.” “Mmph. Love these. Mmm mpnph. I’ll eat it all. And share, of course.” He walked over to Aziraphale and squeezed another hug around him. “
September 8, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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CW: Absolute early 90's baby goth cringe. Posts for all to giggle, but especially my Don't Dream It, Be It readers. This is me, moments before leaving to go to my very first Rocky Horror Picture Show (at the Bucks County Playhouse in New Hope). I was a freshman in high school.
Hilariously cringe photo of a teen with long dirty blonde hair in the early 90's. She has pale foundation, black liner, grey shadow up to her brows, and a red lip. She is wearing a black shirt.
September 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM