Skooman Bean
@fukfashies.bsky.social
Im a guy
Im queer as hell
I like jokes
I have zero tolerance for intolerance
Im queer as hell
I like jokes
I have zero tolerance for intolerance
Pinned
I have a weekly goal for medications.
Currently at $0/100
This is for life saving anxiety medications because the world is scary without it. And I struggle with suicidal ideation hard, off meds. I dont wanna do self harm.
Venmo: Benjamin-Daniel-91
Currently at $0/100
This is for life saving anxiety medications because the world is scary without it. And I struggle with suicidal ideation hard, off meds. I dont wanna do self harm.
Venmo: Benjamin-Daniel-91
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@altaudge.ruins.party shuts down piss soaked @badposter.lol and bsky follows suit!
Also: @coffeecat.tgirl.gay will do anything for ice cream. Like, ANYTHING.
@fukfashies.bsky.social stole my goddamn hoagie!!!
@pixelthegnome.bsky.social claims conspiracy in Hontdog death
@altaudge.ruins.party shuts down piss soaked @badposter.lol and bsky follows suit!
Also: @coffeecat.tgirl.gay will do anything for ice cream. Like, ANYTHING.
@fukfashies.bsky.social stole my goddamn hoagie!!!
@pixelthegnome.bsky.social claims conspiracy in Hontdog death
January 16, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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#CancelSkip!
@altaudge.ruins.party shuts down piss soaked @badposter.lol and bsky follows suit!
Also: @coffeecat.tgirl.gay will do anything for ice cream. Like, ANYTHING.
@fukfashies.bsky.social stole my goddamn hoagie!!!
@pixelthegnome.bsky.social claims conspiracy in Hontdog death
@altaudge.ruins.party shuts down piss soaked @badposter.lol and bsky follows suit!
Also: @coffeecat.tgirl.gay will do anything for ice cream. Like, ANYTHING.
@fukfashies.bsky.social stole my goddamn hoagie!!!
@pixelthegnome.bsky.social claims conspiracy in Hontdog death
January 16, 2026 at 12:52 AM
#CancelSkip!
@altaudge.ruins.party shuts down piss soaked @badposter.lol and bsky follows suit!
Also: @coffeecat.tgirl.gay will do anything for ice cream. Like, ANYTHING.
@fukfashies.bsky.social stole my goddamn hoagie!!!
@pixelthegnome.bsky.social claims conspiracy in Hontdog death
@altaudge.ruins.party shuts down piss soaked @badposter.lol and bsky follows suit!
Also: @coffeecat.tgirl.gay will do anything for ice cream. Like, ANYTHING.
@fukfashies.bsky.social stole my goddamn hoagie!!!
@pixelthegnome.bsky.social claims conspiracy in Hontdog death
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Hey folks Calvary Food Shelf has been helping out people in Minneapolis for 30 years, and now they’re ramping up to meet the crisis, including doing home deliveries so people don’t have to risk going out.
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
Support Calvary Food Shelf: Emergency Response Fundraiser on GiveMN
Help us respond to urgent community needs
www.givemn.org
January 15, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Hey folks Calvary Food Shelf has been helping out people in Minneapolis for 30 years, and now they’re ramping up to meet the crisis, including doing home deliveries so people don’t have to risk going out.
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
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This is the Nasser. He has thyroid complaints. He needs Levothyroxine. He is so sick, his skin has turned a very nasty yellow waxy pallor, and his eyes are pointing in different directions.
I’m utterly broken and ashamed. I work every hour I can, but I still can’t afford my child’s meds. Watching them suffer while I fail to provide is a nightmare I can’t wake up from. Pride is gone this is survival.
Please, if you can help or share, don’t scroll past a dying hope. 💔
shorturl.at/xkCUp
Please, if you can help or share, don’t scroll past a dying hope. 💔
shorturl.at/xkCUp
January 16, 2026 at 12:28 AM
This is the Nasser. He has thyroid complaints. He needs Levothyroxine. He is so sick, his skin has turned a very nasty yellow waxy pallor, and his eyes are pointing in different directions.
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Mohammed says, "I BEG YOU. HELP! MY CHILD IS DIE. FUCK THE DIABETES!"
His baby boy, Jamal Al-Hatal, nearly had his whole head exploded open by an Israeli munition. His Diabetes is making it hard for him to heal and the flesh of his face is dangling loosely off his facial bones.
His baby boy, Jamal Al-Hatal, nearly had his whole head exploded open by an Israeli munition. His Diabetes is making it hard for him to heal and the flesh of his face is dangling loosely off his facial bones.
Please donate ⬇️
gofund.me/00056322c
My son has diabetes.
No insulin. No money.
We live in a cold tent in Gaza, and I watch him suffer.
$130 can save his life.
I’m his father. Please help.
If you can’t donate, leave a dot •
@mommunism.bsky.social ✅
@alexanderchee.bsky.social 🌷
gofund.me/00056322c
My son has diabetes.
No insulin. No money.
We live in a cold tent in Gaza, and I watch him suffer.
$130 can save his life.
I’m his father. Please help.
If you can’t donate, leave a dot •
@mommunism.bsky.social ✅
@alexanderchee.bsky.social 🌷
January 16, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Mohammed says, "I BEG YOU. HELP! MY CHILD IS DIE. FUCK THE DIABETES!"
His baby boy, Jamal Al-Hatal, nearly had his whole head exploded open by an Israeli munition. His Diabetes is making it hard for him to heal and the flesh of his face is dangling loosely off his facial bones.
His baby boy, Jamal Al-Hatal, nearly had his whole head exploded open by an Israeli munition. His Diabetes is making it hard for him to heal and the flesh of his face is dangling loosely off his facial bones.
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when people show you who they are, kill them
January 15, 2026 at 9:23 PM
when people show you who they are, kill them
Whats your sign?
Alcoholic
Alcoholic
January 15, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Whats your sign?
Alcoholic
Alcoholic
So I wake up in the morning
After a big long nap
And I go to the doctor and I get a pap
And he screams at the top of his lungs "WHATS GOING ON?"
After a big long nap
And I go to the doctor and I get a pap
And he screams at the top of his lungs "WHATS GOING ON?"
January 15, 2026 at 11:00 PM
So I wake up in the morning
After a big long nap
And I go to the doctor and I get a pap
And he screams at the top of his lungs "WHATS GOING ON?"
After a big long nap
And I go to the doctor and I get a pap
And he screams at the top of his lungs "WHATS GOING ON?"
Ruin a band by changing one letter
The Poo Fighters
The Poo Fighters
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Deaf Kennedys
Deaf Kennedys
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Job Zombie
Job Zombie
January 15, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Ruin a band by changing one letter
The Poo Fighters
The Poo Fighters
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You aren't actually overreacting other people are sleepwalking.
January 15, 2026 at 10:39 PM
You aren't actually overreacting other people are sleepwalking.
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ive already done this bit, but im cleaning my room rn and i wanted to point out that this doll is older than quite a few of my homies on here
January 15, 2026 at 9:45 PM
ive already done this bit, but im cleaning my room rn and i wanted to point out that this doll is older than quite a few of my homies on here
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This family needs your support
We are so cold 💔😭
We are so cold 💔😭
We are so cold 💔😭
I need 150$ to buy a tent for my family 💔
Any donation, no matter how small, could save a life my family 🙏💔
chuffed.org/project/1634...
We are so cold 💔😭
We are so cold 💔😭
I need 150$ to buy a tent for my family 💔
Any donation, no matter how small, could save a life my family 🙏💔
chuffed.org/project/1634...
January 15, 2026 at 9:45 PM
This family needs your support
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January 15, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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STATES OF ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
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STATES OF ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
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My inner bingus says "ough"
January 15, 2026 at 9:34 PM
My inner bingus says "ough"
Little Raffi the smol
January 15, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Little Raffi the smol
Omg u guys. Thanks to @bulbousdreamer.darkwo.ke .
Ill be getting one If my meds!!!
Ill be getting one If my meds!!!
January 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Omg u guys. Thanks to @bulbousdreamer.darkwo.ke .
Ill be getting one If my meds!!!
Ill be getting one If my meds!!!
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There is no amount of bullying for transphobia that is unwarranted. I actually don't care about the feelings of people who wont do the bare minimum for trans people.
Misgendering someone and refusing to apologize should be a lifetime sentence of everyone you ever meet calling you worthless.
Misgendering someone and refusing to apologize should be a lifetime sentence of everyone you ever meet calling you worthless.
January 15, 2026 at 7:02 PM
There is no amount of bullying for transphobia that is unwarranted. I actually don't care about the feelings of people who wont do the bare minimum for trans people.
Misgendering someone and refusing to apologize should be a lifetime sentence of everyone you ever meet calling you worthless.
Misgendering someone and refusing to apologize should be a lifetime sentence of everyone you ever meet calling you worthless.
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only one question remains. How many strongly worded letters does it take to patch up a gunshot wound?
January 15, 2026 at 7:28 PM
only one question remains. How many strongly worded letters does it take to patch up a gunshot wound?
*Me on the front lines of the revolution, during the carpet bombing of our base*
"You guys wanna hear a joke?"
"You guys wanna hear a joke?"
January 15, 2026 at 7:26 PM
*Me on the front lines of the revolution, during the carpet bombing of our base*
"You guys wanna hear a joke?"
"You guys wanna hear a joke?"
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Emilia in Chicago is like a weeb visiting Japan hit send skeet
January 15, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Emilia in Chicago is like a weeb visiting Japan hit send skeet
Being Trans means that God gave you the Uno Reverse card for your gender, to be played when you are ready. or something clever like that
January 15, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Being Trans means that God gave you the Uno Reverse card for your gender, to be played when you are ready. or something clever like that
me: British people are despised, globally
British (In defense): *Says something despicable*
British (In defense): *Says something despicable*
You have to use your bio to beg for money to buy meds...
January 15, 2026 at 4:22 PM
me: British people are despised, globally
British (In defense): *Says something despicable*
British (In defense): *Says something despicable*
Happy Birthday Dr. King. We ruined your dreams sorry.
January 15, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Happy Birthday Dr. King. We ruined your dreams sorry.