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Postal Poet

@postalpoet.bsky.social

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Mailman. Poet. Dreamer. Furry. (I'm a polar bear!) Listener of audiobooks. Autistic. Atheist. Pansexual/Fraysexual. Polyamorous and ENM. Cat dad. Gamer. 43 in Colorado. Twitter escapee.

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Postal Poet @postalpoet.bsky.social · 5h

Sunning his tummy, or plotting his escape? You decide. #catsofbluesky #sphynxcat #cat

Postal Poet @postalpoet.bsky.social · 12h

Ok, one more time for those who weren't paying attention.

If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous.

If it bites you and it dies, YOU'RE poisonous.

If it bites itself and you die, that's voodoo.

If you bite each other and neither dies...that's kinky.

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Revy but spoopy @catgirlfingies.quest · Dec 23

Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato

Photo of Revy Photoshopped onto a transgender flag
She's pointing back and looking shocked

Postal Poet @postalpoet.bsky.social · 1d

Peekaboo. #catsofbluesky #sphynxcat #cat

Postal Poet @postalpoet.bsky.social · 1d

Mine too. He likes to lick it, especially if I haven't fed him in a while.

Postal Poet @postalpoet.bsky.social · 1d

And give me all of the thin mints 😁

Postal Poet @postalpoet.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah the Red Bucket Brigade sucks

Postal Poet @postalpoet.bsky.social · 1d

Postal Poet @postalpoet.bsky.social · 4d

"Why didst thou awaken me, father? Canst not I slumber in peace?" #catsofbluesky #cat #tuxedocat

Postal Poet @postalpoet.bsky.social · 4d

a man says " i believe you " in a picture

ALT: a man says " i believe you " in a picture

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Postal Poet @postalpoet.bsky.social · 4d

Shhh 🤫 😴 🐈 #catsofbluesky #sphynxcat #cat

Postal Poet @postalpoet.bsky.social · 6d

Inquisitive little booger. #catsofbluesky #sphynxcat #cat

Postal Poet @postalpoet.bsky.social · 6d

If assholes could fly, the entire country would be an airport.

Postal Poet @postalpoet.bsky.social · 7d

Me when I see the waiter coming to the table with my food.

Postal Poet @postalpoet.bsky.social · 7d

I'm an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit. 🍅

Postal Poet @postalpoet.bsky.social · 7d

Let's swing!

Geraldines Routine

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Postal Poet @postalpoet.bsky.social · 8d

Friends with benefits shall now be known as "peer pleasure". 😏

Postal Poet @postalpoet.bsky.social · 8d

Baldr (on the left) wonders what you could possibly want with him. Puck (on the right) contemplates going to get food.

Postal Poet @postalpoet.bsky.social · 9d

They say when a woman is attracted to a man, she speaks in a higher pitch than normal.

This explains why every woman I talk to sounds like fucking Batman.

Postal Poet @postalpoet.bsky.social · 9d

Science is magic with receipts.

Postal Poet @postalpoet.bsky.social · 12d

Pumpkin cream cheese muffins, anyone? 🎃 🧁 #autumn2025 #fall2025

Postal Poet @postalpoet.bsky.social · 14d

#booksky #book #audiobook

Uncrowned by Will Wight

Emriss Silentborn, Memory of the World.Tiberian Arelius, the fallen Patriarch.Akura Malice, Queen...

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Postal Poet @postalpoet.bsky.social · 16d

#booksky #book #audiobook

Underlord by Will Wight

A tournament approaches. All around the world, great clans and sects prepare their disciples to f...

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Postal Poet @postalpoet.bsky.social · 16d

It's pretty cool to show the moon like this since it's tidally locked. 🌕

Postal Poet @postalpoet.bsky.social · 17d

#booksky #books #audiobook

Ghostwater by Will Wight

Long ago, the Monarch Northstrider created a world of his own. This world, known as Ghostwater, ...

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