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Just a loathsome dung eater. Also art guy, game guy, wannabe writer, wanna be lots of things tbh.
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Sizzling hot take: I hope Trump *does* sue the BBC, so that the case of the defence can just be to read out the entire transcript of the Congressional hearing that found him very very very much responsible for the violence on Jan 6th.
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Sizzling hot take: I hope Trump *does* sue the BBC, so that the case of the defence can just be to read out the entire transcript of the Congressional hearing that found him very very very much responsible for the violence on Jan 6th.
![A meme in which there is a tweet reading:
"Small blobs of human brain grown in a dish have been coaxed into forming rudimentary eyes, which respond to light by sending signals to the rest of the brain tissue. [read more: buff.ly/3jZLhEI]"
The caption to this meme reads "New horrific MrBeast viewer just dropped".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zzhjt6qrzxws2eqqksegywoq/bafkreidrbd6hy2xga2kphuu77vlcg7afsv36lp3yzrcl2k4b7m3yss5alm@jpeg)
We don't know *why* gays love Saw. We can't know.
We as gays get to choose what awful horror movies we love and ignore the hate, and I think thats beautiful.
October 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
We don't know *why* gays love Saw. We can't know.
Now it is actually Halloween, here's my Homestar Runner costumes for the year.
October 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Now it is actually Halloween, here's my Homestar Runner costumes for the year.
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As is tradition:
October 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
As is tradition:
Parents: if your child says "6-7" a lot, be warned: he is now a huge fan of forgotten British psych-indie outfit Six By Seven, and since they are unlikely to release any new music, he will suffer from severe ennui until you introduce him to artists with a more extensive repertoire like Mercury Rev.
October 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Parents: if your child says "6-7" a lot, be warned: he is now a huge fan of forgotten British psych-indie outfit Six By Seven, and since they are unlikely to release any new music, he will suffer from severe ennui until you introduce him to artists with a more extensive repertoire like Mercury Rev.
Congratulations to Lisa Nandy for a truly disgusting and cynical little spiel in which she essentially says that you can't take issue with a specific self-selecting group of violent racist football fans because of "context", and then trying to link the issue to the synagogue stabbings.
October 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Congratulations to Lisa Nandy for a truly disgusting and cynical little spiel in which she essentially says that you can't take issue with a specific self-selecting group of violent racist football fans because of "context", and then trying to link the issue to the synagogue stabbings.
Wondering how many people complaining about Silent Hill f's multiple endings played SH1 once and thought it was a game about a guy who has a bad dream after a car crash.
October 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Wondering how many people complaining about Silent Hill f's multiple endings played SH1 once and thought it was a game about a guy who has a bad dream after a car crash.
As is tradition:
October 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
As is tradition:
They say school prepares you for real life but I say I wasted years perfecting the wedgie and now apparently it's "inappropriate workplace conduct".
October 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
They say school prepares you for real life but I say I wasted years perfecting the wedgie and now apparently it's "inappropriate workplace conduct".
Mel Stride looks like someone stuffed Piers Morgan inside Piers Morgan
October 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Mel Stride looks like someone stuffed Piers Morgan inside Piers Morgan
If your audience look like this, you're not doing as well as you think you are.
October 1, 2025 at 6:29 AM
If your audience look like this, you're not doing as well as you think you are.
Verdict on Silent Hill f - pretty rad so far (I'm only just past the Shrine puzzle).
I don't love that weapon degradation is back but combat does at least seem to be avoidable most of the time. We'll see how long that lasts.
I don't love that weapon degradation is back but combat does at least seem to be avoidable most of the time. We'll see how long that lasts.
September 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Verdict on Silent Hill f - pretty rad so far (I'm only just past the Shrine puzzle).
I don't love that weapon degradation is back but combat does at least seem to be avoidable most of the time. We'll see how long that lasts.
I don't love that weapon degradation is back but combat does at least seem to be avoidable most of the time. We'll see how long that lasts.
Trump warns of link between autism and prisencolinensinainciusol.
September 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Trump warns of link between autism and prisencolinensinainciusol.
Can we bring this trend back please? Cat beards?
September 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Can we bring this trend back please? Cat beards?
@rickyftw.bsky.social - Sinclair is woke now, unfortunately.
sinclair pulled its kirk tribute six minutes before it was set to air on its abc affiliates
September 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
@rickyftw.bsky.social - Sinclair is woke now, unfortunately.
It's kind of frustrating seeing so many takes along the lines of "when fascism starts to happen, the first casualty is the TRUTH".
No, the first casualty is a bunch of minorities you didn't stick up for because fascist sentiments and threats towards them are background noise in "normal" times.
No, the first casualty is a bunch of minorities you didn't stick up for because fascist sentiments and threats towards them are background noise in "normal" times.
September 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It's kind of frustrating seeing so many takes along the lines of "when fascism starts to happen, the first casualty is the TRUTH".
No, the first casualty is a bunch of minorities you didn't stick up for because fascist sentiments and threats towards them are background noise in "normal" times.
No, the first casualty is a bunch of minorities you didn't stick up for because fascist sentiments and threats towards them are background noise in "normal" times.
Trump came to this medically horrifying hand contest woefully underprepared
Look at those teensy little painted doll fingies trying to stretch around King Charles' massive gamy hamhooks.
Look at those teensy little painted doll fingies trying to stretch around King Charles' massive gamy hamhooks.
September 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Trump came to this medically horrifying hand contest woefully underprepared
Look at those teensy little painted doll fingies trying to stretch around King Charles' massive gamy hamhooks.
Look at those teensy little painted doll fingies trying to stretch around King Charles' massive gamy hamhooks.
"Two People On The Spectrum are not the emperors of autism!"
"...They told Sia they were."
"...They told Sia they were."
i think this is about her bad movie but i think it should be standard operating procedure for everyone
September 17, 2025 at 6:27 AM
"Two People On The Spectrum are not the emperors of autism!"
"...They told Sia they were."
"...They told Sia they were."
Trump when he finds out his close friend and ally was shot by a straight white dude:
September 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Trump when he finds out his close friend and ally was shot by a straight white dude:
"So, are you saying that it's okay to sleep in a paedophile's house if you think he's guilty, but not if you think he's innocent?"
Sometimes politics is very funny.
Sometimes politics is very funny.
September 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
"So, are you saying that it's okay to sleep in a paedophile's house if you think he's guilty, but not if you think he's innocent?"
Sometimes politics is very funny.
Sometimes politics is very funny.
“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.”
-- Charlie Kirk.
-- Charlie Kirk.
September 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.”
-- Charlie Kirk.
-- Charlie Kirk.