F The NFL Narrative
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Here to defy the inaccurate din of the NFL national media.
Die Hard Eagles fan - GO BIRDS!!!
Let this radicalize you, rather than lead you to despair. ~ Mariame Kaba
Die Hard Eagles fan - GO BIRDS!!!
Let this radicalize you, rather than lead you to despair. ~ Mariame Kaba
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social
@dannybkelly.bsky.social
@craighorlbeck.bsky.social
Bitch, giggling that Sirianni is the most overrated coach in NFL history while Craig is a Steelers fan.
To have Tomlins's exact career Sirianni would have to coach the Eagles thru 2042 without another ring.
Fact.
@dannybkelly.bsky.social
@craighorlbeck.bsky.social
Bitch, giggling that Sirianni is the most overrated coach in NFL history while Craig is a Steelers fan.
To have Tomlins's exact career Sirianni would have to coach the Eagles thru 2042 without another ring.
Fact.
December 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social
@dannybkelly.bsky.social
@craighorlbeck.bsky.social
Bitch, giggling that Sirianni is the most overrated coach in NFL history while Craig is a Steelers fan.
To have Tomlins's exact career Sirianni would have to coach the Eagles thru 2042 without another ring.
Fact.
@dannybkelly.bsky.social
@craighorlbeck.bsky.social
Bitch, giggling that Sirianni is the most overrated coach in NFL history while Craig is a Steelers fan.
To have Tomlins's exact career Sirianni would have to coach the Eagles thru 2042 without another ring.
Fact.
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social
Danny just claiming Mahomes is a top tier QB that can win it all even without top talent around him...while Mahomes is actively not going to make the playoffs because he no longer has elite talent around him and he can't win without it is PEAK "I stick to my bad takes"
Danny just claiming Mahomes is a top tier QB that can win it all even without top talent around him...while Mahomes is actively not going to make the playoffs because he no longer has elite talent around him and he can't win without it is PEAK "I stick to my bad takes"
December 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social
Danny just claiming Mahomes is a top tier QB that can win it all even without top talent around him...while Mahomes is actively not going to make the playoffs because he no longer has elite talent around him and he can't win without it is PEAK "I stick to my bad takes"
Danny just claiming Mahomes is a top tier QB that can win it all even without top talent around him...while Mahomes is actively not going to make the playoffs because he no longer has elite talent around him and he can't win without it is PEAK "I stick to my bad takes"
Well timed Phillies.
Well timed.
Well timed.
December 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Well timed Phillies.
Well timed.
Well timed.
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Eagles overview:
Defense is as good as last year.
QB is broken.
OL is broken.
Offensive coordinator sees something work and never goes back to it, has no feel for rhythm, etc.
Oh and the kicker gives away points.
Defense is as good as last year.
QB is broken.
OL is broken.
Offensive coordinator sees something work and never goes back to it, has no feel for rhythm, etc.
Oh and the kicker gives away points.
December 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Eagles overview:
Defense is as good as last year.
QB is broken.
OL is broken.
Offensive coordinator sees something work and never goes back to it, has no feel for rhythm, etc.
Oh and the kicker gives away points.
Defense is as good as last year.
QB is broken.
OL is broken.
Offensive coordinator sees something work and never goes back to it, has no feel for rhythm, etc.
Oh and the kicker gives away points.
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Hey Andy,
Six seven...
We ended that dynasty.
GO BIRDS
Six seven...
We ended that dynasty.
GO BIRDS
December 8, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Hey Andy,
Six seven...
We ended that dynasty.
GO BIRDS
Six seven...
We ended that dynasty.
GO BIRDS
It is WILD to me what people tell themselves about Lamar Jackson.
The excuses will never end.
The excuses will never end.
he was the best player in the nfl the first 3 weeks
December 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
It is WILD to me what people tell themselves about Lamar Jackson.
The excuses will never end.
The excuses will never end.
Lamar SUCKS
December 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Lamar SUCKS
Why do the elderly roam the sidelines of NFL games?
Who the hell are those geriatric people? NFL employees?
The guy in the Colts game that just got taken out should not be near that sort of danger.
Who the hell are those geriatric people? NFL employees?
The guy in the Colts game that just got taken out should not be near that sort of danger.
December 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Why do the elderly roam the sidelines of NFL games?
Who the hell are those geriatric people? NFL employees?
The guy in the Colts game that just got taken out should not be near that sort of danger.
Who the hell are those geriatric people? NFL employees?
The guy in the Colts game that just got taken out should not be near that sort of danger.
So, what is the Commanders excuse? Why are they utter trash now? Do they fire their overrated coach?
That fanbase was certain they were taking over the NFC East.
GO BIRDS
That fanbase was certain they were taking over the NFC East.
GO BIRDS
December 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
So, what is the Commanders excuse? Why are they utter trash now? Do they fire their overrated coach?
That fanbase was certain they were taking over the NFC East.
GO BIRDS
That fanbase was certain they were taking over the NFC East.
GO BIRDS
If Sirianni was treated exactly like Tomlin has been he would still be the Eagles coach in 2042, never winning another ring and going 500 most seasons. His last playoff win would be 2034
Can you imagine?
Why did Steelers commit to that loser for the last 2 decades?
Could never be philly
GO BIRDS
Can you imagine?
Why did Steelers commit to that loser for the last 2 decades?
Could never be philly
GO BIRDS
December 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
If Sirianni was treated exactly like Tomlin has been he would still be the Eagles coach in 2042, never winning another ring and going 500 most seasons. His last playoff win would be 2034
Can you imagine?
Why did Steelers commit to that loser for the last 2 decades?
Could never be philly
GO BIRDS
Can you imagine?
Why did Steelers commit to that loser for the last 2 decades?
Could never be philly
GO BIRDS
The difference between Sitianni and Tomlin is Sitianni won a superbowl one year ago and Tomlin over 15 years ago.
Can you imagine keeping Sirianni as a coach for 15 more years as he puts up 500 records year after year.
Tomlin is one of the worst coaches in the NFL. Over a decade of mediocrity.
Can you imagine keeping Sirianni as a coach for 15 more years as he puts up 500 records year after year.
Tomlin is one of the worst coaches in the NFL. Over a decade of mediocrity.
December 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The difference between Sitianni and Tomlin is Sitianni won a superbowl one year ago and Tomlin over 15 years ago.
Can you imagine keeping Sirianni as a coach for 15 more years as he puts up 500 records year after year.
Tomlin is one of the worst coaches in the NFL. Over a decade of mediocrity.
Can you imagine keeping Sirianni as a coach for 15 more years as he puts up 500 records year after year.
Tomlin is one of the worst coaches in the NFL. Over a decade of mediocrity.
If the Production Designer of Weapons made Gladys look like Mark Davis the movie would be scarier.
So what exactly are the Raiders building?
That’s the question bouncing around the facility and being whispered across the league. And the people who’ve lived it aren’t sugarcoating a thing.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
That’s the question bouncing around the facility and being whispered across the league. And the people who’ve lived it aren’t sugarcoating a thing.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
December 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
If the Production Designer of Weapons made Gladys look like Mark Davis the movie would be scarier.
I lovingly call my dog a stinky pupper all the time. Now my fucking phone listened to me and told BlueSky that stinky dogs are what I am into.
So now I get posts from people that want to be smelly dogs as a fetish.
The future sucks.
So now I get posts from people that want to be smelly dogs as a fetish.
The future sucks.
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I lovingly call my dog a stinky pupper all the time. Now my fucking phone listened to me and told BlueSky that stinky dogs are what I am into.
So now I get posts from people that want to be smelly dogs as a fetish.
The future sucks.
So now I get posts from people that want to be smelly dogs as a fetish.
The future sucks.
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“To look at people in capitalist society and conclude that human nature is egoism, is like looking at people in a factory where pollution is destroying their lungs and saying that it is human nature to cough.”
— Andrew Collier, Marx: A Beginner’s Guide.
— Andrew Collier, Marx: A Beginner’s Guide.
December 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
“To look at people in capitalist society and conclude that human nature is egoism, is like looking at people in a factory where pollution is destroying their lungs and saying that it is human nature to cough.”
— Andrew Collier, Marx: A Beginner’s Guide.
— Andrew Collier, Marx: A Beginner’s Guide.
This week Shiel said he trusted Dallas MOST in the entire NFC.
So much love for Dak, those 2 WRs and that defense post-Micah.
Well, Dak threw several picks, CeeDee concussed himself and their defense proved to be completely broken.
Don't tell Cowboys fans to be irate, just admit you were wrong.
So much love for Dak, those 2 WRs and that defense post-Micah.
Well, Dak threw several picks, CeeDee concussed himself and their defense proved to be completely broken.
Don't tell Cowboys fans to be irate, just admit you were wrong.
Cowboys fans should be irate. Playoff chances weren't lost in this game. They were lost by having to play short-handed on defense for the first 9 weeks of the season.
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
This week Shiel said he trusted Dallas MOST in the entire NFC.
So much love for Dak, those 2 WRs and that defense post-Micah.
Well, Dak threw several picks, CeeDee concussed himself and their defense proved to be completely broken.
Don't tell Cowboys fans to be irate, just admit you were wrong.
So much love for Dak, those 2 WRs and that defense post-Micah.
Well, Dak threw several picks, CeeDee concussed himself and their defense proved to be completely broken.
Don't tell Cowboys fans to be irate, just admit you were wrong.
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#Eagles playoff scenarios!
NFC East magic number is now down to 3--so any 3 PHI wins + DAL losses (9 combined games remaining).
For the NFC # 1 seed, here are all of the scenarios in which the Eagles finish 13-4 or 12-5 (excluding those that involve any further tie games):
NFC East magic number is now down to 3--so any 3 PHI wins + DAL losses (9 combined games remaining).
For the NFC # 1 seed, here are all of the scenarios in which the Eagles finish 13-4 or 12-5 (excluding those that involve any further tie games):
December 5, 2025 at 7:29 AM
#Eagles playoff scenarios!
NFC East magic number is now down to 3--so any 3 PHI wins + DAL losses (9 combined games remaining).
For the NFC # 1 seed, here are all of the scenarios in which the Eagles finish 13-4 or 12-5 (excluding those that involve any further tie games):
NFC East magic number is now down to 3--so any 3 PHI wins + DAL losses (9 combined games remaining).
For the NFC # 1 seed, here are all of the scenarios in which the Eagles finish 13-4 or 12-5 (excluding those that involve any further tie games):
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
@dannybkelly.bsky.social
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social
@craighorlbeck.bsky.social
You guys all put your faith in Dallas earlier this week. Drafting them top 3 along with the Chiefs as teams you trust. All three of you agreed.
You wanna admit you don't know ball, or just keep saying dumbass shit?
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social
@craighorlbeck.bsky.social
You guys all put your faith in Dallas earlier this week. Drafting them top 3 along with the Chiefs as teams you trust. All three of you agreed.
You wanna admit you don't know ball, or just keep saying dumbass shit?
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
@dannybkelly.bsky.social
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social
@craighorlbeck.bsky.social
You guys all put your faith in Dallas earlier this week. Drafting them top 3 along with the Chiefs as teams you trust. All three of you agreed.
You wanna admit you don't know ball, or just keep saying dumbass shit?
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social
@craighorlbeck.bsky.social
You guys all put your faith in Dallas earlier this week. Drafting them top 3 along with the Chiefs as teams you trust. All three of you agreed.
You wanna admit you don't know ball, or just keep saying dumbass shit?
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Jalen Carter played 1068 snaps last season, most in the NFL among interior defensive linemen.
December 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Jalen Carter played 1068 snaps last season, most in the NFL among interior defensive linemen.
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Repeating is hard.
December 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Repeating is hard.
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Rand Paul tells me that he wants the full video of the Venezuelan boat strike released.
“And I think if the public sees images of people clinging to boat debris and being blown up, I think that there is a chance that finally, the public will get interested enough in this to stop this.”
“And I think if the public sees images of people clinging to boat debris and being blown up, I think that there is a chance that finally, the public will get interested enough in this to stop this.”
December 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Rand Paul tells me that he wants the full video of the Venezuelan boat strike released.
“And I think if the public sees images of people clinging to boat debris and being blown up, I think that there is a chance that finally, the public will get interested enough in this to stop this.”
“And I think if the public sees images of people clinging to boat debris and being blown up, I think that there is a chance that finally, the public will get interested enough in this to stop this.”
Friends is for people who have no sense of humor.
Disney is for adults that dtill want to be kids sometimes.
Very different.
Disney is for adults that dtill want to be kids sometimes.
Very different.
People who still watch Friends so often that they're apparently genuinely upset it's not on Netflix any more, or 'Disney Adults'.
Who should we, as a society, be more suspicious of?
Who should we, as a society, be more suspicious of?
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Friends is for people who have no sense of humor.
Disney is for adults that dtill want to be kids sometimes.
Very different.
Disney is for adults that dtill want to be kids sometimes.
Very different.
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Sabrina Carpenter's post yesterday calling the White House video "evil and disgusting" is in record-setting ratio territory: 1.3 million likes (20x more than WH's), 177,000 reposts, 83 million views
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Sabrina Carpenter's post yesterday calling the White House video "evil and disgusting" is in record-setting ratio territory: 1.3 million likes (20x more than WH's), 177,000 reposts, 83 million views