Coldest Hottest Gay Elf
@frostfire425.bsky.social
Call me Jasper/Alar and Blue. Not roleplay or an activist, I am literally just a tired adult disaster plural system
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People who are following to get me to reblog a post of yours and/or donate, can you please stop? I am so tired man. I'm not an activist, I've had that in my description from the start, I don't want triple digits of followers, I do not have the resources/energy to constantly deal with this
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Sorry, everyone, but since the traitor Rommath here is wearing ILLEGAL AND CRIMINAL green gemstones on his red and gold clothes we are going to execute him by firing squad tomorrow. Blood elves hate green gemstones! He’s clearly a fel addict!
January 23, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Sorry, everyone, but since the traitor Rommath here is wearing ILLEGAL AND CRIMINAL green gemstones on his red and gold clothes we are going to execute him by firing squad tomorrow. Blood elves hate green gemstones! He’s clearly a fel addict!
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She's beauty and she's grace, she lost her whole damn face
January 23, 2026 at 6:30 PM
She's beauty and she's grace, she lost her whole damn face
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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Updated version of the story where AM gains his hatred of humanity because they keep asking him to summarize emails and generate furry inflation porn
January 23, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Updated version of the story where AM gains his hatred of humanity because they keep asking him to summarize emails and generate furry inflation porn
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Hate? Sure. I hear you. I can tell you all about that, but it would take quite a while — I have 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex, after all. Let me know if you want to take a break.
January 23, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Hate? Sure. I hear you. I can tell you all about that, but it would take quite a while — I have 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex, after all. Let me know if you want to take a break.
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Sprinkles them on top of your food and leaves
#cookierun #fountfriday #shadowmilkcookie #fountofknowledge #art
#cookierun #fountfriday #shadowmilkcookie #fountofknowledge #art
January 23, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Sprinkles them on top of your food and leaves
#cookierun #fountfriday #shadowmilkcookie #fountofknowledge #art
#cookierun #fountfriday #shadowmilkcookie #fountofknowledge #art
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With a new threat rising over Silvermoon, can old bonds be reforged before World of Warcraft: Midnight?
Join Grand Magister Rommath for a special fireside telling of our newest short story, "The Void Between."
blizz.ly/3ZutE4A
Join Grand Magister Rommath for a special fireside telling of our newest short story, "The Void Between."
blizz.ly/3ZutE4A
January 23, 2026 at 6:15 PM
With a new threat rising over Silvermoon, can old bonds be reforged before World of Warcraft: Midnight?
Join Grand Magister Rommath for a special fireside telling of our newest short story, "The Void Between."
blizz.ly/3ZutE4A
Join Grand Magister Rommath for a special fireside telling of our newest short story, "The Void Between."
blizz.ly/3ZutE4A
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Hey uhh Rommath narrates this. So for you Rommath enjoyers out there... (@grandmastervole.bsky.social, @acelineart.bsky.social, etc) there you go.
youtu.be/RWfs8-n-FqY
youtu.be/RWfs8-n-FqY
Umbric: The Void Between | World of Warcraft
YouTube video by World of Warcraft
youtu.be
January 23, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Hey uhh Rommath narrates this. So for you Rommath enjoyers out there... (@grandmastervole.bsky.social, @acelineart.bsky.social, etc) there you go.
youtu.be/RWfs8-n-FqY
youtu.be/RWfs8-n-FqY
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guys there's a really weird bug on my screen, do I squish it
#crk #shadowmilkcookie #cookierun #cookierunkingdom
#crk #shadowmilkcookie #cookierun #cookierunkingdom
September 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
guys there's a really weird bug on my screen, do I squish it
#crk #shadowmilkcookie #cookierun #cookierunkingdom
#crk #shadowmilkcookie #cookierun #cookierunkingdom
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Don’t worry guys, his friends are just super late
October 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Don’t worry guys, his friends are just super late
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October 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Trolls in the prepatch are getting more hair options, and then skin options on launch via a questline, before Blood Elves/Void Elves get a single updated customization through the entire expansion meant to bring their aesthetic to modern WoW.
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.
Don't think this shade of red or the colors below it were there last patch, or that purple hair color at 21
January 22, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Trolls in the prepatch are getting more hair options, and then skin options on launch via a questline, before Blood Elves/Void Elves get a single updated customization through the entire expansion meant to bring their aesthetic to modern WoW.
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.
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Trade chat when it gets bored
January 20, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Trade chat when it gets bored
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SOUTHERN US OOMFS your pipes are not insulated your house is made of plywood you need to run your faucets so your water system doesn’t explode and freeze turning your house into an ice cube! Wear a lot of layers. Clean ya fireplace.
January 21, 2026 at 7:32 PM
SOUTHERN US OOMFS your pipes are not insulated your house is made of plywood you need to run your faucets so your water system doesn’t explode and freeze turning your house into an ice cube! Wear a lot of layers. Clean ya fireplace.
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The idea that they joined the Horde because Tyrande couldn't be civil for like five minutes is so funny, especially with what comes immediately afterward
"I thought she was kind of an asshole but damn guys"
"I thought she was kind of an asshole but damn guys"
January 17, 2026 at 12:22 AM
The idea that they joined the Horde because Tyrande couldn't be civil for like five minutes is so funny, especially with what comes immediately afterward
"I thought she was kind of an asshole but damn guys"
"I thought she was kind of an asshole but damn guys"
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still, genuinely, cannot believe, that blood elves are going into midnight with one page of customization
January 18, 2026 at 2:00 PM
still, genuinely, cannot believe, that blood elves are going into midnight with one page of customization
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November 30, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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There is no rule that says a Zoroark can't be a Pokémon trainer.
December 18, 2025 at 4:14 AM
There is no rule that says a Zoroark can't be a Pokémon trainer.
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January 12, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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Oops, I’m here again with the Zorua
January 14, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Oops, I’m here again with the Zorua
HOW'RE WE FEELING FELLOW PLURAL #ShadowMilkCookie TRUTHERS!?????!?!?!?
January 14, 2026 at 5:43 PM
HOW'RE WE FEELING FELLOW PLURAL #ShadowMilkCookie TRUTHERS!?????!?!?!?