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Valkyr the Zoroark
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28. Sapphic (bi, fem preference) furry writer and gamer. Silly Zor. Leftist. She/her. Frequently NSFW.
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I choose to believe that the highest tier trainers all kind of get this subject inherently. Even if they don't experience it themselves, they value their pokemon as partners enough that it makes complete sense. They talk about it together casually.
December 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
There is no rule that says a Zoroark can't be a Pokémon trainer.
December 18, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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imagine having a big strong team and you get turned into a basic stage pokemon. thinking about how much the dynamic would change. ouuh. Normal
i'd love to see more people explore the concept of "human turned into a talking pokemon still does trainer stuff but now they got to deal with that dang tail wagging behind them while they prepare food for their Pokemon"

or maybe they get kindness revenge pets and belly rubs from their own pokemon
December 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Possessive Feraligatr who growls and bears her teeth menacingly at any human women who approach her trainer.
December 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
First GPU prices skyrocketed because of the crypto bubble.

Then RAM prices did the same because of the AI bubble.

Which computer part will become unaffordable with the next big techbro fad?
December 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Everyone who has the free time to post has a moral imperative to remind anyone defending this shit that Reagan's handling of AIDS killed One Hundred 9/11s of predominantly gay people in 1987 *ALONE*
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
If you're a Firefox user with a burning hatred of AI, Librewolf and Waterfox are both forks that cut out all that shit. You don't need to choose between dealing with AI nonsense and supporting Google's monopoly with a Chromium-based browser.
December 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Hi. I need to find emergency housing ASAP because the "friends" that took me in made a threat on my life behind my back and have now gone out of their way to hurt my cat. At the very least I need a hotel room. Please, I am so tired.
December 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Nazis can't understand art, that's why they can't make art and need to corrupt already made art
December 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Reminder that conservatives and queerphobes (whoops, tautology!) cannot be trusted around children.
1. In Alaska, the right wing govt handpicked doctors to the Medical Board to ban trans youth care.

A month after after, one anti-trans doctor was arrested for child porn.

The day after he was bailed out, his home burned down, with reports suggesting he was found deceased.

Our latest wild story.
Anti-Trans Alaskan State Medical Board Doctor Charged With CSAM, Home Goes Up In Flames
Last week Dr. Ryan McDonough was arrested on ten counts of possession of child sexual abuse material. Over the weekend, his family home went up in flames.
www.erininthemorning.com
December 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Catching Groudon in a dive ball because irony.
December 15, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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transitioning is the best choice i’ve ever made in my life and the only regret i have with it is that i didn’t do it when i was younger
December 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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You ate the entire sandwich only to have your experience ruined when you discovered a live roach in the last bite. Clearly you enjoyed your meal and are just being a whiny baby
let me answer this question here:
Yes

Next question!
December 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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The most annoying thing about the transition prescriptivists to me (aside from how it tends to direct blame at people other than the ones controlling material conditions) is my aspirational transition goals are not remotely medically possible and prescriptivists would lose it if I described them.
December 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I will never play E33 because they used genAI. I don't care how good it is.

"It was just a placeholder!" Bullshit! Placeholders are supposed to be glaringly obvious so you don't accidentally leave them in the final product. They're only saying that because they got caught.
December 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Repost if you would gladly reject your humanity to transform into a monster without hesitation
December 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
"AI is inevitable, every dev will be using it within the decade."

Bitch I have played Dark Souls more than a dozen times. Even if all old games disappeared from sale, all archives disappeared, and every new game was made with AI, I would still be perfectly content to keep replaying what I've got.
December 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The year is 3011. Mecha Todd Howard announces that Skyrim Millennium Edition will be releasing on all next gen cyberware platforms.

The game will run at 30fps and will still not have implemented bug fixes found in the unofficial patch.

Millions will sell themselves into debt slavery to afford it.
December 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I love how Metal Gear desperately tries to retcon its supernatural elements in the least convincing ways. It's like Kojima got embarrassed about all the crazy shit but didn't want to stop doing crazy shit.
December 9, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I don't use Arch, btw.
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
You're a vampire? So are you an Alucard kinda vampire or more of an Alucard sort?
December 4, 2025 at 7:54 AM
When a bigoted billionaire cunt threatens to sue you unless you start discriminating against marginalised people, the correct response is "over our dead bodies."

Anything less is collaboration with fascism, and fascist collaborators are the lowest scum on Earth.
December 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
They told me to touch grass, so I fucked a Leafeon.
December 3, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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hey remember that time one of your users non-consensually gathered hundreds of intimate images off your platform and made an album of them that she posted on here AND bragged about sharing elsewhere but then @aaron.bsky.team only gave her a 3 day suspension
We're announcing a new partnership with StopNCII.org to prevent non-consensual intimate imagery (NCII) from spreading on Bluesky. While NCII hasn't been frequent on our platform, these incidents are devastating for victims and preventing them is a top safety priority. 1/4
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StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that all should benefit from technology, free from harm.
StopNCII.org
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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If you can, please consider donating to their GoFundMe. The money is going to union members this holiday so they can buy groceries and pay rent while they fight for a fair contract.

If MiUSA means anything at all, it must mean good paying jobs for workers.

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December 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM