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Valkyr the Flygon @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 10h

Interspecies, oh my!

BUDDIE S9 TRUST @milliebiherself.bsky.social · 1d

Zoom in and the first tag you see is how your November will go

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Valkyr the Flygon @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 10h

The same people telling us that AI is the inevitable future were also telling us that crypto and NFTs were the inevitable future. That alone should tell you how trustworthy their predictions are.

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Valkyr the Flygon @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 2d

Nine-Tailed Zorua invading my brain rn.

What happens when they evolve though? Nine-Maned Zoroark? Do they keep the tails? They won't tell me.

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Valkyr the Flygon @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 2d

An anarchist pistol made to shoot fascists in a civil war?

Fucks unfathomably hard.

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Valkyr the Flygon @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 2d

"You must never spend any money to enjoy yourself unless you're a debt free homeowner with kids. Also those things are almost impossible without generational wealth now. Also all entertainment and leisure activities cost (increasingly more) money."

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Valkyr the Flygon @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 3d

There's an ES mod for Med2 out there if you need your fix!

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Valkyr the Flygon @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 3d

A strong, versatile Normal-type that looks awesome is always worth having. The fact that its shiny is also really cool is just icing on the cake.

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Valkyr the Flygon @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 4d

Oh my!~

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Valkyr the Flygon @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 4d

How about you don't vote for either of them?

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Valkyr the Flygon @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 4d

Bitemebitemebiteme!

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Valkyr the Flygon @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 4d

Very accurate, cumming is so much better now. And I go through much less tissue paper.

Valkyr the Flygon @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 4d

FE players 🤝 Pokémon players

"If it's not 100% accurate, it's 50% accurate."

XCOM players: "You guys get 100% accuracy?"

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Valkyr the Flygon @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 5d

Reporting for seat duty, ma'am!

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Designer Hasan @designer4hasand.bsky.social · 5d

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Designer Hasan @designer4hasand.bsky.social · 5d

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Valkyr the Flygon @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 5d

The immense arrogance of thinking they could just show up, buy a competing platform, throw money at it, and unseat Steam just because "we're a bigger company!" is wild.

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Valkyr the Flygon @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 5d

Absolutely adorable!

Valkyr the Flygon @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 5d

The outfit absolutely comes with its own pair. And it's enchanted.

Magic underwear (not that kind).

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Valkyr the Flygon @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 6d

You know, leaving Windows for Linux is really easy these days. You don't need to give MS your money, data, or time.

Nicole Carpenter @nicolecarpenter.bsky.social · 6d

I asked Microsoft PR about this—specially the DHS using Halo IP to recruit for ICE—and the company declined to comment.

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Valkyr the Flygon @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 6d

The solution is to [redacted] landlords with a [redacted] until they [redacted].

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Valkyr the Flygon @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 6d

I love that I have no idea what her name is but the moment I read that I immediately recognised her.

Imagine what it must be like to be (in)famous for shitting yourself at a party. If she wasn't a rancid fascist I would feel sorry for her.

Valkyr the Flygon @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 6d

Make sure you get emulators on your phone before Google patches out sideloading from the OS. Missing the bus is much less of a pain when you can play FE6 while waiting for the next one.

Also, fuck you Google, it's my phone and you have no right to tell me what I can and can't do with it.

Valkyr the Flygon @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 6d

"Supreme Court rules 6-3 that generative AI models are human beings under the law, trans people are not."
-CNN headline 2026

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Valkyr the Flygon @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 6d

I Have No Fare And I Must Bus

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Valkyr the Flygon @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 6d

Because they're very nice balls.

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Valkyr the Flygon @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 6d

Please do!

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