Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy
@frogsoblivious.bsky.social
Dad, husband, juggler, gamer (but not the terrible kind), music enjoyer, sometimes funny man. I'll post about all the niche subjects no one cares about, I know I'm so brave! He/him
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Breath of the Wild is the ultimate power fantasy.
I can own a fully furnished, well situated house in a nice neighborhood with all the sweet weapons my friends gave me. Paid for by the blood of my fallen enemies.
The American dream
I can own a fully furnished, well situated house in a nice neighborhood with all the sweet weapons my friends gave me. Paid for by the blood of my fallen enemies.
The American dream
Man.. this person should NOT play the fire emblem tellius duology. These guys HATE each other
January 30, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Man.. this person should NOT play the fire emblem tellius duology. These guys HATE each other
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The people of Minnesota have executed one of the most impressive civil resistance campaigns I can remember:
- Organized a city wide general strike
- Maintained nonviolent discipline amidst violence
- Mobilized 10,000s in subzero temps to protest and watch ICE
- Flipped public opinion against ICE
- Organized a city wide general strike
- Maintained nonviolent discipline amidst violence
- Mobilized 10,000s in subzero temps to protest and watch ICE
- Flipped public opinion against ICE
January 26, 2026 at 4:17 PM
The people of Minnesota have executed one of the most impressive civil resistance campaigns I can remember:
- Organized a city wide general strike
- Maintained nonviolent discipline amidst violence
- Mobilized 10,000s in subzero temps to protest and watch ICE
- Flipped public opinion against ICE
- Organized a city wide general strike
- Maintained nonviolent discipline amidst violence
- Mobilized 10,000s in subzero temps to protest and watch ICE
- Flipped public opinion against ICE
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Abolish ICE
January 24, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Abolish ICE
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An interview with Donald Trump ended prematurely after Z-Targeting reticles appeared on the president’s extremities.
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January 22, 2026 at 11:57 PM
An interview with Donald Trump ended prematurely after Z-Targeting reticles appeared on the president’s extremities.
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Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
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Bud we just saw you get bullied by a man who thinks if a woman's pussy is wet she has to go to the hospital
At Davos, Governor Gavin Newsom said European leaders were “complicit” and “pathetic” in how they handle President Trump, adding that he should have “brought a bunch of knee pads for them.”
January 20, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Bud we just saw you get bullied by a man who thinks if a woman's pussy is wet she has to go to the hospital
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"Poverty can produce the most deadly kind of violence in this society; violence against poor people and minority groups is routine. I remind you that starving a child is violence. Suppressing a culture is violence. Neglecting school children is violence. Punishing a mother and her child is violence…
April 25, 2024 at 4:36 AM
"Poverty can produce the most deadly kind of violence in this society; violence against poor people and minority groups is routine. I remind you that starving a child is violence. Suppressing a culture is violence. Neglecting school children is violence. Punishing a mother and her child is violence…
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"We have deluded ourselves into believing the myth that capitalism grew ... out of the Protestant ethic of hard work and sacrifice. The fact is that capitalism was built on the exploitation and suffering of black slaves and continues to thrive on the exploitation of the poor."
- Martin Luther King
- Martin Luther King
December 18, 2025 at 5:09 AM
"We have deluded ourselves into believing the myth that capitalism grew ... out of the Protestant ethic of hard work and sacrifice. The fact is that capitalism was built on the exploitation and suffering of black slaves and continues to thrive on the exploitation of the poor."
- Martin Luther King
- Martin Luther King
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That money could’ve ended homelessness in the US, or established UBI for every American, student loan erasure, or supercharged every creative industry in existence to pay artists better,
instead of, yknow, blowing it on dead malls full of Elegy of Emptiness statues for rich people
I hate it here
instead of, yknow, blowing it on dead malls full of Elegy of Emptiness statues for rich people
I hate it here
The division has lost over $77 billion since its inception in 2020.
Meta Lays Off Thousands of VR Workers as Zuckerberg's Vision Fails
The company has laid off some 1,500 virtual reality developers as part of a broader shift toward AI wearable devices.
trib.al
January 18, 2026 at 10:55 PM
That money could’ve ended homelessness in the US, or established UBI for every American, student loan erasure, or supercharged every creative industry in existence to pay artists better,
instead of, yknow, blowing it on dead malls full of Elegy of Emptiness statues for rich people
I hate it here
instead of, yknow, blowing it on dead malls full of Elegy of Emptiness statues for rich people
I hate it here
Sometimes i remember randomly that is has been MONTHS since I heard the names "vaush" and "keffels" and honestly...that's so fucking nice. At least I got that going for me
*looks at the rest of the world*...yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...
*looks at the rest of the world*...yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...
January 19, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Sometimes i remember randomly that is has been MONTHS since I heard the names "vaush" and "keffels" and honestly...that's so fucking nice. At least I got that going for me
*looks at the rest of the world*...yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...
*looks at the rest of the world*...yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...
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Leaving aside how the truth is not that ICE didn't kill or terrorize people, you just didn't have to know about it,
DESTROYING LIVES WITHOUT CAUSE BUT WITH DECORUM IS STILL DESTROYING LIVES WITHOUT CAUSE
YOU GODDAM GHOUL
DESTROYING LIVES WITHOUT CAUSE BUT WITH DECORUM IS STILL DESTROYING LIVES WITHOUT CAUSE
YOU GODDAM GHOUL
President Obama deported more undocumented immigrants than Trump without killing or terrorizing people. The Trump policies aren’t about immigration, they’re about training Americans to submit to or join their terrorism.
Just like ISIS.
Just like ISIS.
January 11, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Leaving aside how the truth is not that ICE didn't kill or terrorize people, you just didn't have to know about it,
DESTROYING LIVES WITHOUT CAUSE BUT WITH DECORUM IS STILL DESTROYING LIVES WITHOUT CAUSE
YOU GODDAM GHOUL
DESTROYING LIVES WITHOUT CAUSE BUT WITH DECORUM IS STILL DESTROYING LIVES WITHOUT CAUSE
YOU GODDAM GHOUL
I was watching someone play hades 2 today and I've only played a few minutes, which i need to fix, but I still remember the first time I got to Cerberus's room and thought, "oh no. No no no no. I am NOT fighting my dog!" And then you feed him and I was immediately so much happier and relieved
January 10, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I was watching someone play hades 2 today and I've only played a few minutes, which i need to fix, but I still remember the first time I got to Cerberus's room and thought, "oh no. No no no no. I am NOT fighting my dog!" And then you feed him and I was immediately so much happier and relieved
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facebook is a cesspit not a social network. you cant even play farmville there anymore
why do companies keep killing their products
January 9, 2026 at 9:01 PM
facebook is a cesspit not a social network. you cant even play farmville there anymore
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Quite simply one of the finest insults ever delivered
January 9, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Quite simply one of the finest insults ever delivered
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observation’s led me to believe the true dividing line between millennials and zoomers is homestar runner
January 6, 2026 at 2:49 PM
observation’s led me to believe the true dividing line between millennials and zoomers is homestar runner
Who's your favorite superhero (without saying Batman or Spider-Man)?
Look, it has been spider-man since I've been 9 years old, but if you MAKE me pick another one, it's so easy.
Doreen green is just a goofy little goober and I ADORE HER!
Look, it has been spider-man since I've been 9 years old, but if you MAKE me pick another one, it's so easy.
Doreen green is just a goofy little goober and I ADORE HER!
January 3, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Who's your favorite superhero (without saying Batman or Spider-Man)?
Look, it has been spider-man since I've been 9 years old, but if you MAKE me pick another one, it's so easy.
Doreen green is just a goofy little goober and I ADORE HER!
Look, it has been spider-man since I've been 9 years old, but if you MAKE me pick another one, it's so easy.
Doreen green is just a goofy little goober and I ADORE HER!
Queen shit honestly.
This isn't a bit, I truly adore this commitment to the absurd
This isn't a bit, I truly adore this commitment to the absurd
January 3, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Queen shit honestly.
This isn't a bit, I truly adore this commitment to the absurd
This isn't a bit, I truly adore this commitment to the absurd
I was very skinny as a teen, but now im caked up. Is it correlation or causation because I wasnt diagnosed till my mid 20s when I thickened up a little bit
December 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I was very skinny as a teen, but now im caked up. Is it correlation or causation because I wasnt diagnosed till my mid 20s when I thickened up a little bit
WE JUST ADOPTED A NEW PUPPY AND I AM OVER THE MOON I ALREADY LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!!
December 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
WE JUST ADOPTED A NEW PUPPY AND I AM OVER THE MOON I ALREADY LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!!
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RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
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Hey you! Stop playing Fortnite!
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Hey you! Stop playing Fortnite!
I never did a transfer of follows from Twitter when I migrated, so I didnt realize I wasnt following @parkermolloy.com which was sad, but the way I found out was an amazing "fulnecky" pun in reference to Charlie Kirk on the A Bit Fruity podcast which was...perfection. Utterly peerless in execution
December 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I never did a transfer of follows from Twitter when I migrated, so I didnt realize I wasnt following @parkermolloy.com which was sad, but the way I found out was an amazing "fulnecky" pun in reference to Charlie Kirk on the A Bit Fruity podcast which was...perfection. Utterly peerless in execution
Not even taking a free game from two evil corporations and one evil woman is gonna make me touch a game I would have LOVED to play a decade ago
I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks
December 15, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Not even taking a free game from two evil corporations and one evil woman is gonna make me touch a game I would have LOVED to play a decade ago
I didn't have a chance to take a Pic of it, but the hotel Emily and I are staying in for parental vacation had a Cafe with an EXTREMELY yassified Frida Kahlo with only the smallest bridge of unibrow and I'm nowhere close to her main audience but I was offended for her
December 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I didn't have a chance to take a Pic of it, but the hotel Emily and I are staying in for parental vacation had a Cafe with an EXTREMELY yassified Frida Kahlo with only the smallest bridge of unibrow and I'm nowhere close to her main audience but I was offended for her